OhMy

OhMy.ca

    Oh, my fucking goodness! This bitch just ate my dick and had the effrontery to say it was too big to plow through her gullet! Dunno where them sluts are getting their audacity from these days, but they should know that ThePornGuy has never been the type to take prisoners or be merciful enough not to fuck a chick straight into bowlegged dreamland!

    Okay, fellas. Time to cut the chatter and go straight to business. So check out this Ohmy.ca review I got here and prosper like the PornDude whenever he comes in contact with duck twats that have seen more shit than a sewage truck can empty in a year!

Oh, My Ovaries, My Gonads and My Ballsies!

    Heard of Craigslist? Well then, OhMy.ca is just like it. Yeah, the two are online marketplaces where everything, from your favorite cum bucket to used undies can be bought, sold, traded, and bartered. Hell, I saw an ad on OhMy.ca for a 5-foot-long boa constrictor that’s being sold for $500 exclusive of shipping and that’s the kind of snakes you don’t wanna fuck with. BBCs and anacondas are okay though, mostly because they prefer hibernating in receptive twats and weepy assholes!

    OhMy has an advantage over Craigslist in that it supports adult classifieds. So, if you are in the market for sites where you can buy and sell everything bar eternal life, and also snag chicks for reasonable amounts or for free, then OhMy.ca sure seems to fit the bill.

    Now, this site has a simple and colorful design and is easy to get the hang of. Login, Sign Up and Post Ad options fill the top of the homepage and there’s a search bar that can be used to search for varied categories of stuff in varied parts of Canada and other countries.

    You can sign up for free here with your Google account with just a single click and that's appreciated. If you sign up, you can exchange messages with other members, post ads, easily pay for stuff and things like that. Scrolling a bit down the site homepage gets you a small selection of stuff that’s on sale, from birds to kittens. Keep scrolling and there will be an exhaustive selection of categories.

    The bottom of the homepage here hosts the adult category section, and the stuff on offer ranges from male and female to trans escorts, plus BDSM experts, strippers, exotic masseurs, casual encounters, and dating. But of course, there is nothing like dating on sites like this and any chick that says she wants a date will still bill you for that and will still spread her legs for you to pump her full of your best collection of assorted fluids.

    One thing worth mentioning is that OhMy covers a lot of countries. But the extent of that support varies and Canada is for obvious reasons the focus. Your ass ain’t Canadian? Tough tit,fucker!

    And oh, while you are assured a generally ad-free experience here, there’s quite a bit of spam.

Your Money Or Your Cum!

    The average escort rate here is around $200 per hour or so and that seems reasonable and comparable to what you will find in the States. But some offer half hours of fun for less than that and one old bitch was even advertising BJs for $50 apiece. So, I am pretty sure that regardless of how much you are carrying in your wallet, you are gonna meet up with a chick who has the right kind of what you need at the right price.

    Jaime is the BJ lady I am talking about and she’s a 48-year-old hooker with a profile page filled with topless photos that put her 44DD tatas on full display. She has a total of 4 other ads on this site and that to put it mildly is not acceptable. Y’all better not show this Toronto adult ad to ThePornDude fella, or he will wet himself because he’s allergic to boobs bigger than A size!

    Love cinnamon? Well, there’s a big and flabby one on OhMy.ca that’s asking for $300 per hour and $580 for 2 hours! A half-hour with this 22-year-old costs $200, but she will not let you cum in or on her, or put her asshole on the line for you to gape wide enough for her brain cells to become visible! Toy play, massages, and full services are what Cinnamon offers, but there’s a decided limit to what she will do that her charges do not reflect.

Oh My Cum-Tickling Wench!

    And the biggest question of them all is about to be answered. Bear with me for a while and see your curiosity sated.

    Escort profiles on OhMy.ca are detailed and colorful enough. They come equipped with slideshows of acceptable quality and the general arrangement of information is nice enough. The profile look can also be adjusted according to user preference and there are a few profiles with videos.

    Now, let’s talk about the elephant in the room- quality. The escorts on this site are in the main of very average quality. Even worse, there’s no apparent means of verifying them and that means you cannot know if they are what they say and look like.

    The escorts on OhMy can be reviewed though, and that should provide a way of filtering the best from the worst and the scams from the real. Anyone can write these reviews and it is not necessary to register on the site to do that. But then, finding escort profiles with reviews here is a bit of an impossible task.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of OhMy

    Expecting a glowing recommendation for OhMy? Then I predict lots of disappointment in your future!

    This online marketplace cum escort site has a lot of potential but does not cut it, and does not appear serious about even coming close to cutting it. The biggest issue here is the gross lack of quality chicks, with yours truly being willing to forgive a sloppy site filled with great quality escorts, but not a good enough site with piss-poor quality twats.

    Heard of OhMy? Then wipe it from your memory and go put a good piece of well-oiled, frantically-twisting and milking-craving meat in your right hand!