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PornGuy, Are There Actually Mexican Pornsites Out There?

Well, it just so happens that if you lined up like 50 guys, pointed a gun at their noggins, and asked them to name a single Mexican porn site or go meet Saint Peter on an urgent schedule, close to all would fail. And what a waste of good brain matter that would be!

And yeah, Mexican porn sites exist, and by the boatload no less. Some focus on borrowing and posting stuff from Pornhub and friends, while others mostly deal in amateur Mexican XXX. Average and high-end Mexican XXX sites exist too, as well as free and paid-for ones, plus shitty-looking and glossy types.

As to why Mexican porn sites rarely make waves, and no one seems to have heard of them, I guess that’s because most of us have difficulty seeing Mexico as a porn-producing country. It’s more like the place where we have cheap vacations, take care of health issues for less than we would in the states, have good times on the cheap, and stuff like that. Somehow, we mostly never seem to associate Mexico with porn production, but have no problem associating the country with illegals, drug-led violence, and that kind of thing. That’s just how it is, folks and Mexicans better start doing a better job of showing us all they got sites we can take our cum-crammed boners to and get the kind of release that’s gonna make us holler and not for the FBI!

PornGuy, You Got A Fav Mexican Pornstar?

I sure do! One of them is Eva Saldana. She did some work for BangBros and while not overwhelmingly and gut-achingly beautiful, has an honest face, a rather shapely body, a bubble butt, and a cunt that has seen enough hardcore invaders to classify it as a war memorial! Watch her get fucked and you are gonna be getting hard to the bone anytime your Mexican maid walks by!

Then there’s Ruby Rayes. This 35-year-old chick could have been a model and seeing a face like that in your dream will have you believing in angels that cum and do good to mankind! Ruby actually looks a little bit like an Indian chick and has a chest you could classify as belonging to an Indian college teen. Her cunt is on a whole other level though! Why, I have seen her take every inch of Shane Diesel’s cannon, and man is built like a Mack truck and has a BBC that by rights should be hanging off a bull or stallion and being used to pound cows/mares right to their knees!

Mei Cornejo is next. She’s a pretty MILF with a sweet pair of swinging beauties on her chest, plus a massive behind. What I love most about this chick is just how edible she looks. She can spread it with the best too and the only regrettable thing about her career is that no one has seen fit to hook her up with a long list of BBC owners who can put her cunt through its paces and do their best to determine how she’s gonna stay sane when there’s a boner all up in her business, busily getting the kind of bath in her snatch that angels have lately been falling out of heaven and begging for!

There you have it, fellas! My top 3 picks. Feel free to slap on some Vaseline and see how these ladies can cope with your fapping attention!

Pornguy, You Got Any Particular Mexican Porn Site In Mind For Me?

Ahhhh… Come on! I can’t be giving y’all cheat codes all the time!

Seriously though, I don’t have any favorite Mexican porn site right now. And if you are new to Mexican porn sites, I would feel better if you took time to explore the niche.

Read my reviews and note which sites have the best content, whether amateur or professional, which comes loaded with usability features, which has the most updates on the daily, which lets you freely download stuff at the best quality, and that kind of thing. And when you are done noting what you gotta note, you can then put together a list of your own that precisely serves your needs and wants, whatever that might be.

That sure is gonna serve you far better than any top list of mine ever could, mostly because the cumming needs of ThePornGuy are sure not to be a match to yours. Nor is his Vaseline stash likely to be the same size as yours!

Thank You, PornGuy! Got Anything More To Add Before I Go Beat A Cumming Blessing Outta My Cock?

My inkwell is empty, so to speak and I have nothing more to add. Unless y’all wanna get me lubricated with some fine-ass snake whiskey! A shot or two of that is gonna make me talkative and uninhibited enough to show y’all the flaming, uncut, and talkative snake I’ve been harboring since I was born and the disclosure of a secret like that could make the world extra crazy!

Seriously though, as the PornGuy, my job is to say it as it is and give y'all the right details needed to make informed decisions on your cumming life. I shoot from the hip and if I miss, I shoot again and then call in an airstrike or two that’s gonna make the grass sing! So, if for example you are a lady and I tell you that I am gonna spread you and breed you into a cock-addled and wheelchair-bound version of yourself, you better believe me and start running for the hills!

What I am trying to say in COD terms is that here is where you can get the best deals on everything to do with porn sites. My reviews trot out the good, bad, and ugly sides of these sites and all of that will be presented in terms you can relate to. Here is where you get genuine reviews that hit the right spot, punch above their weight class, and serve notice to all and sundry that there’s only one PornGuy and imitators are not welcome and when caught will not be prosecuted, but hung on a clothesline and made into dog food!

Now, go have fun and knock yourselves out on authentic Mexican poon, my jolly chums!