ZZCartoon

ZZCartoon.com

    I can proudly swear on all that’s holy that few if any of you guys can catch some shuteye without feeling the need to whip out your pecker and see how high you can piss up a rope! I don’t blame you guys since I am rather partial to that sort of thing myself!

    Now, today I am going to review another toon porn site that is filled with so much content that you couldn’t watch and jerk off to them all even if you had a hundred penises dangling between your legs! The site is ZZCartoon and I have heard some pretty rad things about it. Better sit down and refill that beer glass, because this review promises to be a long one.

Catching Sexy Zzzs

    In this life, it is OK to get tired now and then. Yeah, even if it is Beyonce that’s getting drilled on the big screen, you can eventually tire of that and want to watch and energetically fap to something else. That something else can be toon porn and it sure is around by the boatload these days!

    OK. Let’s begin this review as always by seeing what horrors and delights the homepage holds. The homepage on ZZ Cartoon com is as sweet as it is peachy and is an eye-catching number with a white background color that makes it pop. Toon porn video thumbnails cover most of the space, with picture galleries positioned lower down.

    The top left has a cute and buxom lass who’s wearing a bra and has what appears to a condom dangling from her mouth. This slut is the site logo and I can say I have never wanted to drill a site logo about as much as I do at the moment! There’s a search bar a short way from her, with the top right corner of the page sporting login and registration options, plus a language option. English is the only supported language here though, so why this option exists can perhaps be attributed to the effects of too much weed!

    Tags and tabs show off their existence near the top of the page. Tabs include Home, Videos, Categories, Pictures, Top Searches, Community, Premium, Sex Games, and xShemale. There’s an Upload button as well, but only members can submit stuff, with membership being a free affair. Underneath this button is a header housing the New Videos and Characters button, plus a few toon categories like 3D Porn, Schoolgirl, and Futanari. The Characters tab provides quick access to heroes like Wonder Woman, The Joker, Batman, Cyclops, Green Lantern, and Harry Potter and shows how many videos each category has.

    Clicking the xShemale button takes you offsite to where babes with cocks and boobs drill each other and everyone of every sex. The Sex Games tab does not appear to have any actual sex games, while the Premium tab lies in wait to transport you to HentaiProsNetwork. The Community tab is better and is where you hook up with site members. There are a lot of members and you can sort them by their sex, plus by what they post on the site.

    The Top Searches tab does exactly what it says and lists the most popular words that fappers here have been searching for. Loli, Mom and Horse are the top searches at the moment, which says a lot. Content in the Pictures tab can be sorted by the Latest and Top Rated and you can find categories like Skinny, Kissing, Hentai, and Hardcore in the Categories tab. All categories here have an image thumbnail and displayed is information as to how many videos and galleries are in each category thumbnail. 18 19 Teens, 3D, Hardcore, and Hentai are the biggest categories here in terms of content.

    The Videos tab is notable in that hovering your cursor over it lets you pick out the Newest, Longest, and Top Rated content.

Happiness In A Toon Universe!

    There’s like a shit ton of content here for real. Take it easy though, or your local tissue and Vaseline sellers will be smiling to the bank all month!

    Like I said before, video thumbnails are all over the homepage. These do not play a preview when a cursor is placed on them, though the title is made clearer when this is done. Sample titles include Lara Croft Horse Fatality, A Gang Of Orcs Fucked Busty Brunette Princess In Anal Hole, and Extreme DP With A Hung Centaur Fucking Blonde 3D Girl. Videos all have a rating, and most are short, with around 7 minutes being the average length.

    The Lara Croft Horse Fatality video thumbnail got me all spooked and I clicked on it. Shown was a nude Lara holding onto a table as a massive stallion pokes his equally massive oak tree penis into her cunt deeply enough for the head to emerge from her mouth. Lara appeared shocked when this happened for the first time, hitting the cock head with her hand to make the horse take it back. She got used to it with time though and you could say both her gullet and mouth got stretched beyond their design limit! Eventually, the lucky stallion unleashed his seed and this was of sufficient volume to fill your kitchen sink thrice over. It is a wonder poor Lara didn’t drown in this cum flood!

    The embedded video player in ZZ Cartoon is basic but sufficient. Video quality cannot be adjusted and one-click downloads, plus video rating and sharing are supported if you are a member. You can comment on videos as well provided you have a membership card.

    Image galleries are plentiful and the images in them can be browsed through in a slideshow format. There doesn’t appear to be any download option for images, though comments are supported.

What I Think of ZZCartoon

    There are niggles here and there, but by and large ZZ Cartoon makes for an exhilarating experience. I do recommend it with all the cumming power vested in me!