YouJizz Massage

YouJizz/Massage

    So, I am all set up to review the massage section of YouJizz. Yeah, there’s a website named after the crud that comes out of where you pee once you start jerking on it and making faces like you wanna scare the devil in your mirror! And also, YouJizz, which is the website in question, has a massage section. Just go to the site, search for massage XXX and wank away. Heavenly simplicity!

    Here’s my YouJizz.com massage review. Blessed be the holy jizz of all who read this review and may their Vaseline always find a warm welcome in their right hands!

Jizz Us Pray!

    YouJizz, just like every other XXX site that is serious about making people happy the old fashioned and jizz-spraying way has a significant massage XXX collection- 416 pages of it. Yeah, that’s more porn than you see on some sites and that’s far more porn than you can wank to in 5 or so lifetimes.

    The massage porn on YouJizz is professional, rather than amateur-focused and the variety is okay, but not outstanding. And that’s not much of a surprise since amateur fuckers are too focused on hardcore fucking to waste time filming themselves getting or giving a massage! All them amateurs know is to fuck a cunt or asshole up and look like rabbits at the zoo doing the nasty for some carrots and tummy rubs!

    Now, the massage XXX here is really easy to find. If you have never been to YouJizz, here’s me telling you that it is a good, free, easy to access, and content-packed site that does a lot of things well but lacks the flash and dazzle of XVideos and co. But then who needs flash and dazzle when it doesn’t add an extra ounce of cum to the jism pouring out of your one-eyed and sleepily nodding snake!

    Once you are on the YouJizz website, you can get your journey into the world of massage porn started by typing “massage” into the search bar. This will bring up the aforesaid 416 pages of massage smut, nearly all of which feature happy endings of cocks and cunts being offloaded of the sticky juices that many minutes of massages had packed them with!

    Thankfully, there are a good number of content sorting options near the top of the massage section on YouJizz. These include tags like Massage Room, Massage Mom, Doctor, Japanese, Czech Massage, and Nuru Massage, as well as deeper options that lets you sort content by playback quality, title, length, time of upload, number of views, popularity, and rating.

    I know what you are thinking and that has to do with these sorting options being kind of lame. You are right and I feel that YouJizz admins need their jizz fed to them through a urinal to appreciate the importance of having more comprehensive user options here!

Time To Jizz And Jazz!

    Now, if you are a massage porn fanatic, YouJizz Massage is probably not where you might want to pitch your tent for the rest of the year. Sure, the site has a staggering amount of massage porn, but they mostly look and feel the same and are short in length. Of course, there are some videos on the platform that are 3+ hours long and one in particular titled Seduced By A Masseuse is 4:35:47 long and it is a compilation of chicks getting massaged and fucked till you can hear their innards crying for emergency room attention and repairs! But, average content runtime is 10 minutes or slightly more.

    And it might not be important, but some titles here are simply too short and unimaginative. Perfect Ass, Tight Anal, Amazing Tits, and Sex Queen are examples of what I am talking about here. There are even a few videos with the same two-liner title and the kind of confusion this can trigger makes me mad enough to contemplate fucking my favorite masseur in the ass without a condom and she’s a 70-year grandmother without any teeth to call hers!

    Lest I forget, YouJizz does seem to prioritize content quantity rather than quality. So, videos are HD at the maximum and the quality is user-adjustable from 240p to 720p. But full HD videos are rarer than 20-year-old Latina virgin cunts in my part of town!

    At least, updates are very regular here, with at least a score or so videos uploaded daily. That’s one thing to console yourself with!

    So, video image thumbnails on YouJizz have a rating, runtime, title, and the number of views. Previews are featured too and by just hovering your cursor on a video thumbnail you can make it play.

    One of the videos on the site that might have made me release my jizz quota for the month was titled Young Asian Has Massage With Oil and Moans of Pleasure. It was just 6 minutes long and playback quality maxed out at 360p. It is a standard shoot of a young and cute Asian lass lying on a table and being given an oil massage by a guy, who then climbs on the table and fucks this cunt-blessed babe till she was gasping like an asthmatic!

    Another video titled Massage Ending Squirt was true to its promise. It was slightly over 7 minutes long and also maxed out at 360p in quality. It began with a European-looking chick lying face-up on a table. She’s massaged, fingered, and fed a good bit of strong dick. The video ends before I could see if the dick in question made its way into her cute snatch and played games with her cervix, but I would assume that was the case!

    Content playback on YouJizz Massage is one of the smoothest I have ever experienced and the loading speed is commendable. Videos can be liked and commented on and you don’t even need to register on YouJizz beforehand to do that. One-click downloads are enabled by default and adjustment of the playback speed is very possible. Each video also has tags that make finding associated content a smooth exercise.

What I Think Of YouJizz Massage

    The only thing that impresses me here is the amount of massage XXX content and how smooth and easy both playback and downloads are. But poor to very poor content quality means there’s not much reason to play and download stuff here.

    While I would recommend YouJizz Massage section to you if you are starting out in the massage XXX niche and can't tell a slit massage from a Nuru massage, it is certainly not a site I would ask an aficionado or enthusiast to check out and it is not somewhere I can imagine myself frequently visiting for jizz-blasting purposes!