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A name is just a name, but XXXBunker got me feeling somehow. Am I to understand that it is a kind of bunker filled with the basest XXX flicks that will come in useful during the alien invasion of the planet when fellas will be too busy fighting little green men to fuck breathing pussies and will instead be making love to their right hand whenever they get a few minutes to themselves? Or is it like a site that collates every XXX material for preservation on the off chance that someday porn might be declared illegal in this galaxy?

Well, all I know for sure is that XXXBunker com has some pretty effective weaponry that gets cum exploding out of your boner like a 4th of July firecracker! Better sit down and join me as I review XXXBunker with every weapon in my arsenal!

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    There are no surprises with the XXX Bunker homepage and general site design. Video thumbnails are in abundance and black is the color in the background and yes, it does make things look a little depressing.

A search bar at the very top of the homepage lets you know there are nearly 6.7 million XXX videos here, with fellas needing to log in or register able to do that by clicking the buttons at the extreme top right of the page. And yes, registering here is free, and rather than your dick size and bank account balance you will be asked to choose a password, input your email and select your preferred gender.

The Home, Newest, Top Rated, Most Viewed, Our Favorites, Categories, Pornstars, Community, and Live Sex tabs occupy the top of the page and can be called upon to do their duty whenever you are so inclined. The Community tab lets you see who’s online and gist with them, the Pornstar tab runs to 44 pages and has pretty much every popular XXX star on show, and clicking on their images will take you right to every video of theirs that can be found in this smutty bunker!

Amateur, Anal, Asian, Babes, POV, Toys, Tits, Webcam, and Vintage are just a few of the categories displayed in the Category tab, and what a sweet cumming experience all promise! Overall, I would say that the site is easy to use, but lacks dash and style, plus eye candy. It is kind of functional and really should be prettied up.

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Now, pay attention. XXX Bunker has adequate content sorting options. The stuff on the homepage for example can be sorted according to their duration and filtered by sexual orientation. What this means is that you can fill the screen with gay porn if that is what is tickling your prostate!

All video thumbnails have titles, ratings, and a run time and are 17 minutes long on average. They also show a preview once a cursor is atop them like white on rice, or like Johhny Sins atop a virgin teen with a bad case of nymphomania!

You get the trending videos section first, followed by those being watched and live sex section. The latter displays chicks you can watch on Live Jasmine and the newest video section comes last of all. Get to the bottom of the page and you will find it filled with the names of trending XXX stars and trending searches. The top trending searches at the time of this review are Mom, Gang Bang, Sleeping, Public, Casting, and Daughter.

Big Black Cock Penetrates MILF Blonde With Huge Silicone Tits, 2 Big Booty Moms Take On Massive BBC In Hotel, Dutch Teen Anally Gapes From Ass Pounding and Sex With My Stepsister are some samples available in the Newest Videos section at the bottom of the page. The stepsister flick is 10:23 minutes long and the chick in question is a cheerleader with a fat pussy. She sits on a sofa touching herself before her stepbro comes along and has her eat his boner, get nude, get fingered, and get drilled in as many styles as it took to get her ovaries fried!

Video quality is fixed here and for the most part, is piss poor. The video player has few options, but you are free to report videos and can download stuff and leave comments if you are a member.

What I Think XXXBunker

XXX Bunker is good enough to go to war with, but coming back in one piece is an unlikely something! What I am saying here is that the site is simply not up to spec and there are far better alternatives out there.
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