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    XVideos is king of them all, just like ThePornGuy rules all from his hard dick throne! Bow and tremble all ye mortals, or there will be no more ice cream and vacations on sunny beaches and atop top blonde bitches for you!

    As I have made clear multiple times, XVideos has a direct lifeline to my heartstrings and I have been an XVideos Red member since the great depression of BBCs into the glorious bungholes of Cuban maidens that somehow got mistranslated into a missile crisis! Hell, the only missile crisis I know about happens when Johnny Sins got himself a perky, petite, and persistent bitch who can’t take no for an answer and doesn't realize that there’s no way in goddamn hell her tiny twat can cheerfully accommodate 12-inch dick!
Enough of the history lessons. Here’s my XVideos Red review. Read and weep, or I can assure you of waking up to a sore and red asshole on the morrow!

Here’s To Red Things That Wriggle Up Slits!

    XVideos HD has a focus on the HD offerings of the eponymous site and yeah, XVideos is among the biggest and most visited sites out there. Few other sites have the gumption to even walk in its shadows, let alone go toe-to-toe with it and it is the kind of place where hours can very happily go by, with your mind refusing to keep track of anything other than what’s on the screen in front of you!

    So, this being XVideos, there are enough user options in view to get NASA upset that a porn site dared have more options than its spaceships that have been taking alien pussy from the moon to earth since the late 60s! Here, you can turn the background color white to black, or leave it to an automatic mode, and check out videos of varying length, duration, and quality and sort by category, pornstar, channels, and lots more. About the only option not possible here is requesting wet dreams from your favorite XVideos pornstars!

    Joining up is free and comes with a long list of options, but there’s a premium version that assures access to exclusive content. That fucker is cheap too and the only other way to access content in the exclusive list is to ask your friend to loan you his XVideos Red password, or look for such exclusive content on the many leak sites out there. But I really wouldn’t recommend that.

    Now, 72,114 videos on XVideos are of HD or better quality. There are 149 pages of this content and getting from the first to the last page will take you all of 2 seconds. The content genre varies widely too, ranging from African fuckathons to solo masturbation sessions, amateur stuff, and videos from big-name studios. So yeah, whatever it is you seek on XVideos HD, odds are excellent that you will find enough of it to choke a hippo with a bad case of lactose intolerance!

Send Them Wobbling Home With An HD Fuck!

    Japanese Group Sex Compilation Vol 18, Interrupted Snack Time With Juicy Pussy Dessert, HD Ebony XXX, Brandi Love Creampie, Honey Demon Hot Body Gets Fucked, Busty Girlfriend Doggystyled In HD, and Exotic Teen Janice Griffith Wants To Take Some Dick were a few of the HD titles that crossed my eyeballs. The Janice Griffith video had a runtime of 7 minutes and had been watched over 4 million times. Janice is thin and she sits with legs open to expose her white panties as she feeds her her muscled hunk. So, this fella gets hers nude at the speed of light and she sucks his cock and balls, before being fucked in enough positions to make her fat cunt wail for mercy. Fuck mercy I say!

    As for the Asian Group Sex thingy, it’s from JAVHD and has a 15-minute runtime. Shown are different JAV stars sucking dick, getting facials, being dicked down, and engaging in threesomes and the like. Just about all seem to have bushy twats and I would love to pull out the pubic hair of these sluts one at a time as they are giving me a BJ so deep that the tip of my dick can feel the cold embrace of their large intestine!

    And over in the Big Black Ass category I found a video titled Reeses Getting That Big Latina Bubble Butt Stuffed By Big Black Dick and it is from DickHDDaily. This video rocks a 10-minute runtime and has a thicc, pretty and curvy sweetheart on a bed. She’s bent over and her cunt can be seen, with a muscled fella standing above and sliding into her. After some minutes, she kind of twists so that she’s lying on her side, while still receiving all of that sliding pipe. What a cock-raising and cum pumping video!

    Now, videos here all load and play without issues, and free downloads are available, but only for members. Playback options are advanced enough. Comments and ratings are supported for members and you can add stuff to your favorites and share with your horny friends who haven't seen enough live cunt this year to escape being classified as eunuchs!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of XVideos HD

    Well, my being an XVideos fanboy means no slander against it will be tolerated, on pain of death, dismemberment, and dick slicing with blunt butcher knives! Sincerely, though, apart from its lack of full-length smut, XVideos HD ticks just about every box and is one of those XXX sites whose ease of use and feature-rich design obligates bookmarking.

    Yeah, I can very easily recommend XVideos HD, and here’s to hoping it blesses your life with enough HD orgasms to let you put your kayak to use in the river of cum that’s the heady fruit of your labors!