XHamster

Xhamster.com

     Are there any x-rated hamsters that you know about? Speak up, even if all they did was grind to Snoop’s “Nuthin’ But A G Thang” or “Big Poppa” by Notorious Big!

    No such hamsters? Then I wonder where and how the folks over at Xhamster got the motivation to come up with their name. Or are there some extra fuckety fuck hamsters that are not in the public eye?
But let’s talk about that later, and focus on this Xhamter.com review.

Bang A Hamster, Save A Cowboy

    Xhamster is mostly oriented towards the amateur XXX genre, but they do have some pretty convincing stuff in just about any category you care to name. And no, there aren’t any wanking hamsters here, not unless they are hiding behind an invisibility cloak!

    The site design is a standard affair. It is not as lush and colorful as what you will find on XVideos or Pornhub, but it is clean, clear, and functional. Options at the right of every page here let you switch from light to dark mode. Site options are legion, as they should be and I will detail them one at a time.

    Now, the site logo usually sits at the top left of all pages and it looks like a toothy hamster with black stripes on its face. The teeth on this critter are the kind I wouldn’t want near my balls. Just saying!

    Anyway, just next to the site logo are options that let you change the direction of XXX content displayed on the main page and all pages. Thus, you can click on the pull-down menu there to choose from straight to gay and trans porn. Next to this is a search bar and you can use this to search for videos, photos, site members, and XXX stars.

    At the top right are options to sign up or log in, change the default site language from English to any of the 8 other languages and change the site preference to any other country. Got my drift? By site preference, I am talking about the fact that the first time you log in here, this XXX site will ferret out your location and show you porn focused on that location. But you can change this if you want, by switching from the country you are in, to any of the many supported countries and view the content tailored to those specific countries.

    Signing up is free by the way and takes around a minute. You will be asked to fill out some stuff and choose the XXX categories you like more than most. This makes it possible for Xhamster to more efficiently push your kind of content your way. As a member, you can make friends, upload stuff, and add content to your list of favorites where you can easily find it later. You can also comment on and rate content, and share it on varied social media.

    The main tabs here are Videos, Live Sex, Pornstars, Creators, Channels, Photos, Dating, and FapHouse. Ignore the latter two unless you are here to find your one true love, or want to visit FapHouse. The Videos tab has a pull-down menu and with this, you can go right to recommended videos, best videos, and your favorites, as well as videos you have watched before.

    The rest of the tabs do what they say and I would recommend taking a peep at the Channels tab. Here, you can directly access content from XXX channels like Brazzers, Adult Time, and Babes Network. There are 66 pages of channels here, most of whom I never knew existed. You can search through them alphabetically or by how recently they uploaded content and the bottom of each channel page has a comprehensive and clickable list of these channels. You can also subscribe to any channel.

    While we are still on Xhamster site features, you better know that there are some sorting options vertically displayed on the left of almost every page. These let you see the newest, best, or recommended stuff and have an extensive list of categories for you to pick and choose from. There’s a search bar there too and you can use that to search stuff by category.

    But there was one site feature I felt the lack. And that is pornstar bios. Yes, clicking on the pornstar tab and then on any of the pornstars shown will pull out all the videos they have starred in. But there’s no bio to tell you all about the age, statistics, and length of cock swallowed by this and that pornstar. Disgraceful!

War Of Content

    Xhamster is certainly not lacking in content and potential. There are videos, photos, a live cam directly hosted by it, and fellow wanking members to chat with and get tips from.
If you are on the homepage, options just above all the video thumbnails lets you choose what type of video you want to be displayed for you. Like you can opt for all videos, HD videos only, 4K, or VR videos.

    If you are going for photos, I better tell you that images on the site are of acceptable quality and that new photos are uploaded a great many times daily. Direct image downloads are not possible unless you right-click and tap on save.

    New videos too are uploaded many times a day and they average 6 minutes in length. You can use the category links at the left to filter the deluge of porn here, or simply visit the Channels tab if there are XXX channels you are exceptionally fond of and whose content you want to see.

    Got a thing for celebs? Well, direct access to celeb porn is possible just by hovering your cursor on the Pornstars tab and clicking Celebrities. The celeb porn in this section is mostly of deep fakes and movie scenes. There’s like 79 pages of celeb porn here, plus an alphabetical listing of these celebs at the bottom of the main celeb porn page. I certainly wouldn’t go here for leaks and stuff like that.

    I ended up taking my old ass to the Teen XXX section. Sample titles include- Tight Ass Cheerleader Fucked, Tinder Girl Came To Get Semen Inside, and The Most Beautiful Details. The latter is 7:18 minutes long and for all of that time, you are starring at a zoomed view of a curvy teen bottom taking an oak tree woody in the cunt. Her asshole is winking at you the whole time and you just feel like pushing the guy in her away and showing this teen slut how a proper man makes her pussy bleed!

    The video playback experience here is smooth and okay, with the embedded video player having sufficient user options to keep complaints to a minimum. That said, most videos appear to max out in 720p quality.

What I Think of XHamster

    Xhamster is on the whole average and does nothing to an exceptional degree. It should do, but it’s not as impressive in the flesh as its reputation suggests.