WetGif

WetGif.com

    Wet pussy and oxygen are two of the most important daily needs of every ma. Okay, maybe water and a little food, but the pussy is the top priority. GIFs are now sort of cool as they are a fast way to quickly pull off a fast one. Not me, though.

    Yeah, I really struggle with a fast release, as the ladies can tell you, my mantra is go long or go broke. But the GIF-jerking trend has caught on, so as the top authority on everything porn, I have to lead the trend, so here is my review of WetGif.com.

Squirt With Free Wet GIFs

    GIF porn has sort of filled that wide line between porn images and videos, as they offer a bit of both varieties. You get to enjoy swift access to fast, slutty, jerk-inducing porn, and it is actually moving rather than just a still image.

    Despite the difference from videos, GIF porn is still porn content, and the site that delivers it should be at least as boner-inducing. But the WetGIF background is so plain that even my stubborn dick, with its long-lasting boner, almost went limp. It is a plain white background with a splash of red here and there, which looks like the throat of a jangly looking broad as she moves from giving you a handjob to a blowjob.

    The top left corner has the site logo with a nice vagina right beside it, which, by the look of it, has seen many a dick before it was snapped. The right corner has the language tab where you can easily switch the site's language to over 12 different languages, which is pretty cool in my book.

    You have a home tab that allows you to switch between different porn content on the site. You can switch between watching GIFs and videos or even pictures, whatever gets the cum flowing or gets you squirting. The categories and the popular tabs wrap up this row of cumtastic tabs as they contain both the most popular GIFs and a list of 50+ categories to pick from.

Too Dry to Form a Cum Splash

    When virgins run a porn site, they miss the basics, like having a soaking layout that would make the driest pussies squirt out that lovely cum. The bland background is a big turnoff, as who wants the bright white light shining back at them when they are trying to get their jerk on?

    Ads, oh the ads, they are so annoying. One clicks and a full-page ad appears, which takes time to load and you can't exit from. If you're patient enough and allow the damn ad to play, you'll see a GIF sandwiched between two rows of distracting ads. It is as annoying as eating breakfast before delivering a creampie to a hot busty babe rather than giving her one that makes breakfast unnecessary.

    There is still a ton of stuff wrong with this excuse for a porn site, but the most glaring miss is the category list on WetGIF.com is so small that my cum could cover the whole list.

What the PornGuy Thinks of WetGIF

    The number of GIFs is not too bad, but hear me out. Off the top of my head, you have: a boring site, too many ads, a tiny category list, can’t download, and man, the list of stale misses is long and soft. WetGIF more like hot mess GIFs.