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WankGames.com

    I’m fairly sure that I wouldn’t last more than half a day in The Hunger Games but if it's the Wank Games though, I would fuck all the other contestants in their eye sockets and jizz in all of their buttholes to assert dominance while winning as smoothly as the pussies I like to be inside.

    So, my dear wankers, join me for my wankgames.com review so we’ll see if this free porn gaming site is worth cumming all over yourself for or if you’d rather fuck a porcupine in the ass.

Game Of Wanks!

    So I got on the homepage and uhm, it was terrible-looking. The thumbnails remind me of when I used to play either PlayStation 1 or those 8-bit games that would annoy the shit out of me if I was playing them today. No, I don’t have a soft spot for nostalgic shit since I like to be entertained with state-of-the-art graphics and all the good shit that comes with it.

    Instead, all of the games here look quite shitty and I’ll be truly surprised if they turn out better than I have estimated. There is not a single thumbnail that is displaying a game that looks like it was made in this century so I think the creators of this site should have warned us if they only allow retro porn games here. Whatever, I’ll be anally probing the games deeper later on in this review.

    I had to go find some positive angles to this site because it really started on the worst note for me, and if you know me, then you know I am all about positivity, except of course, for when it has to do with an STD test. So I scrolled right down to the bottom of the homepage and saw a low-hanging fruit. Apart from English, this site has up to 10 other languages for you to select.

    Still at the bottom of the homepage, I can see some writing that doubles up as them sucking themselves off. They claim to update their site with new games daily. That would explain why the games here look so shitty. It must be that only one game developer is out there farting out these atrocious-looking games every 30 minutes while using his free hand to fist his asshole and pull out new game ideas.

Going In Deeper With My Hands Covering My Nose!

    On their menu they have; New, Hot, Best, Categories, and Channels. You’re better off skipping “New” since it’ll likely just be garbage served to you while it is hot. You could check out Hot and Best to see what has been stamped and approved as decent on this low-budget porn gaming site. I was a little impressed with their Categories section though. They have up to 20 options to choose from to guide your nut.

    The only game on the homepage that even looked slightly attractive to me was a futanari-themed porn game. It was about managing a futanari space brothel and even though that sounded boring to me, I still thought that this is where I would find some action on this site. Unfortunately, it was taking forever to load and if they want me to burst my load then they should know better than to keep me waiting.

    I managed to find a game that works after trials with other games that would act like they wanna play and then stop for no reason that makes sense to me. Thankfully the game that ended up working was a parody of a game I already know so it wound up being more of a fun experience than I could have imagined even though I’ve basically set my standards low as hell while I was on this porn gaming site.

    The game was called “Zelda: Twilight Fuck” and it was a Role Playing Game much like the original version of it except for the fact that Link is the horniest pervert in the entire kingdom and he will stop at nothing to play his magical lute and sing his magical lyrics that always hypnotizes any woman hearing it while he gets to fuck them like an animal. I stopped halfway before I got too engrossed in it, but if there is anything that would bring me back to this site, this game is the only thing.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Wankgames

    Wankgames at most times felt like having some obese dude wank in your direction while locking eyes with you. The quality of their games was atrocious and at times I wondered if I was being pranked on national tv so I had to hide my cock so the hidden camera show doesn’t expose my 12-inch meat to the entire world for free when ladies would kill and pay to have just a glimpse of this on Onlyfans. I did however enjoy one game that they had so maybe you have to go through the thrash to find your diamond in the rough.