VRHump

VRHump.com

    It’s hump day and everyone bar your snotty in-laws who act like they don’t fart and have never heard of sexual relations is invited! Better turn up right quick before me and others take all the sweet pussies and leave you with dried prunes whose cunts will make your dick itch like mad and force you to show up at the doctor’s office to have a dram of crude oil poured down your pee hole! Poor you!

    Still humping the local thots and making sure their cunts are never idle for long? Then for sure, you deserve a medal for being awesome and concerned about the welfare of them sluts. Yeah, without a good dick in them, who knows how they would be summoning enough energy to get up from bed each morning!

    Anyway, I got a VR porn site to review and as most of you might have figured out by now, it’s got “hump” in its name. Here’s my VRHump.com review. Read and weep and stick to strictly humping business that makes your socks and carpets all sticky!

With A Hump Here and A Hump Hump There!

    Well, VRHump sure got an admin whose head is not so far up his ass he could whistle the state anthem through his pee hole if he set his mind to it! And by the way, if y’all ever see roadkill with torn and bleeding privates, just call the cops and tell them ThePornDude did it!

    Now, VRHump.com looks quite swell. The colors, site arrangement and the rest of that stuff is A-class or nearly and I love how the screen isn’t made dark as coffee that’s been left all week to rot on the night table.

    Full-length videos, latest videos, and hot videos fill up the site homepage, and the title, degree of view, and runtime are all clearly indicated. These videos also have preview features enabled. But y’all really gotta know that there are some full-length stuff here that do not even reach 10 minutes. So, if you plan on wanking to short stuff like that, let’s all pray you are a speed demon with a rocket motor in your right hand and got a cock that needs zero time to unload its baggage!

    The site features here are anything but overwhelming. There’s a logo at the top left that features a camel, rather than the humping maestro that I was expecting and there’s also a basic search bar. Tabs are Videos, Categories, Studios, 8K, Cosplay and VR Cams.

    But before I detail what the tabs here bring to the table, I better note that VRHump is one of the most ad-filled sites you will ever come across. These ads aren’t visible, but clicking on the search bar or any of the tabs will trigger them into existence and that can be quite annoying.

    Anyway, the last 3 tabs are all ad links. But the Studios, Categories, and Videos tabs all do what they say. Supported XXX categories include parody, public, creampie, lesbian, and threesome and it kills me that there’s no way to filter the categories here. They cannot even be sorted alphabetically, let alone by rating or number of videos.

    Supported studios include the likes of BaDoinkVR, BabeVR, RealHotVR, and NaughtyAmericaVR and I am satisfied with their range. If I wasn’t, not even the LAPD would be able to stop me from taking the cumming war to the tender bits of the VRHump.com admin and owner.

Latest, Sweetest and Greatest

    Tapping the Videos tab will take you to the latest VR XXX on this site. Mandy Muse Wants To Always Please You, Ava Stone Can Always Make You Happy, Seducing A Thai Model, and Get To Have Amazing Fun With Rissa May are some recent titles.

    Sadly, I have no idea how many VR titles are on this VR smut collector. The proper thing would be to find out the number of VR video pages and use that to calculate the approximate number of videos. But the issue here is that you cannot go from the first to the last video page with a click. You gotta do it slow and it took me like 10 minutes to go from page 1 to page 100, at which point I quit and started cursing the site designer.

    Still, I would say that VRHump does not appear to be lacking when it comes to content. That said, the last content update on this site was on September 15 this year and updates do not seem to be a daily affair.

    Anyway, this is a VR XXX site, right? That means while you are free to watch the porn on offer on your laptop or phone, it would bang really hard if you did that on a VR headset. There’s a VR watch guide on the bottom of the homepage and it shows how to put varied VR headsets to good use. And if you don’t have a headset, there’s a link that you can click that lets you see if BadoinkVR will give you one out of the goodness of their heart. But for that to happen, you gotta sign up at Badoink and the only headset they are giving away is a basic Google Daydream that’s older than my granny’s titties and as dry!

    Candyland Special, The Perfect Ass Is Right Here, Bridgette B Will Always Please You and Kimora Quin Wants A Hard Fuck were among the stuff I saw in the Hot section. The Kimora Quin video had a 5-minute runtime and 180-degree field of view capability and yeah, she’s a tight booty bitch with long and sweet-looking legs whose videos are always worth a watch. I tried to watch this particular video without a headset and that was hard. So, do yourself a favor and don’t be like me!

    Thankfully, you can download any video here for free and free stuff are always appreciated by every cumming force on the galaxy!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of VRHump

    VRHump has a lot to impress with. And if you don’t mind the lack of daily updates and constant pop-up ads, then this humpty hump VR porn site should provide some consistent and long-term VR-derived cumming entertainment.