Vogmtl

Vogmtl

    Vogmtl lays claim to being the finest escort agency that the city of Montreal can offer the world and they sure are bold. The site is designed to cater to the interest of French and English speakers in such a way that no side feels neglected. It has some fine booty chicks too and for sure most of you would do anything in the world to get between their legs and go as far up their cunt that your woody can manage!

    Today is a good day, and I better dash off a review since my brain is working at full capacity. So, here’s my Vogmtl.com review. Read it and weep as always or you gonna get French-kissed by a polar bear soonest!

Born To Fuck Day And Night!

    In a perfect world, every girl would let any guy tap her coochie whenever he got horny or just wanted a drop or two of cunt slime on his lips. Like you can just walk up to any girl, show her your misbehaving woody, and get her to spread it and take it for free. But with this world being very imperfect, you gotta pay to fuck a chick, unless the chick in question is your wife, concubine, girlfriend, mother-in-law, or step-sister! That sucks!

    Anyway, Vogmtl.com determines the rates charged by its escorts, and these rates are typically not posted on escort profile pages. At the top left of the homepage and all pages as well is a Rate & Policies tab whose content states that all the chicks, sluts, cock slurpers, asshole plumbing greedy babes, and face-sitting pros here charge from $240 to $260 per hour. I figure that’s Canadian Dollars, in which case the going rate in USD would be $180 to $195.

    The above hourly rate is on the high side when compared to American escorts. Still, it bears noting that the escorts on Vogmtl.com are not the kind of sluts you fuck behind the dumpster or deep in the smelly alley. These are quality bitches and that quality is reflected in the price. So, better cough up the moolah them babes are asking for, or go back to filling your right hand with your boner!

The Vog Fucking Continues!

    Escort profile thumbnails on Vogmtl.com are good enough but unexceptional. Some of these thumbnails are given a stock image that makes them look fake. Thumbnails here have titles like Sky New Very Cute Spinner Blonde With Easy Going Personality, Arielle All Natural Blondie With A1 Attitude, Daryn The One and Only, and Kim New Addition To The Vog Team and that’s cheesy, with the lack of punctuation and proper sentence structure making the whole thing look amateurish.

    The escort profiles on this site are also not as detailed as they could be. Sure, they typically have multiple hi-res images that are viewable in a slideshow format. But the information in these profiles tend to be very limited. Also, no contact information is listed on any profile, and any communication goes through Vogmtl.

    Take the case of Daryn. For sure she did not write her profile and because of that, it lacks a personal touch. Information on the profile is limited to her weekly schedule, age, measurements, eye color, hair color, and nationality. Daryn is slim, tall, curvy, and busty and if you are wondering what she does in bed and the kind of services she’s open to rendering, you are going to be disappointed because there’s zero mention of that on her profile.

    Veronica, just like Daryn, has a page that is very limited in what it contains. Her age, measurements, eye and hair color, and nationality are detailed, but nothing else. This chick is 19 and as barely legal as a three-toed fuck and she has one of those cute and boyish booties you just wanna divide in the middle and do unmentionable things to! What a fab lay she’s bound to be! Someone better go and let her know that her fine, cute and slim body could forge a career in the movie or modeling industry.

     Now, all escorts on Vogmtl are high-class and definitely above average. Most are actual goddesses, but lucky for you that there’s a howitzer between your legs that’s been known to make goddesses screech and forget their home training!

Go Down Low, Homie!

    Vogmtl looks better than most sites that are engaged in the same line of business. Go to the site and you are greeted by an alluring image of a sweet lady lying on a bed with her booty in the air and this picture gives this site some style. To access escort thumbnails here, you gotta scroll down and that’s a bit of a chore.

    The main tabs on this escort Canada site are contained in a thin black header at the top of the homepage and these tabs are in both French and English. Home, Our Ladies, Who’s On Today, Rate Policies, and Get In Touch With Us make up the main tabs and each does what it says on the tin.

    There aren’t that many escorts on this site and in fact, I would donate my balls to medical research if the number of escorts on Vogmtl.com is over a hundred. These sluts cannot be sorted in any way and there’s not even a search bar to search for them by name.

    Anyway, there are no ads or spam in evidence here, but the gross lack of sorting options and site features that are standard on other escort sites is very concerning.

What I Think Of Vogmtl

    Vogmtl appears to pride itself in the quality of its sluts and that’s understandable. However, there are currently less than a hundred of these sluts, and almost no way to filter and sort them according to individual needs.

    I would say that Vogmtl is good but not good enough and would rather marry off my right hand to any fella that likes tight sex than bookmark this escorts Canada site!