Vivastreet

Vivastreet

    You broke? Well, it just so happens that everything on this planet is for sale. That means you can pawn your TV, couch, and whatever. And if you are one of those folks with a mighty oak tree woody, there are plenty of lonely housewives who are more than willing to pay good money for you to breed them and cripple them with your one-eyed snake! In case you are a lady, you can either find a tech millionaire who’s willing to pony up enough money to get sole ownership of your pussy, or you can take that cunt around the block and hawk it radly enough for every fella to want a poke and a suck!

    Anyway, not every girl is out there selling shares in her coochie. Some prefer to sign up to an escort agency or two. Vivastreet UK is one of the better escort sites and lucky me is giving it the old going over today. Tune in to this Vivastreet.co.uk review fellas and prosper like a Russian oligarch who gets his cock sucked by gods and goddesses in equal measure!

Bone Her and Leg It Cos She’s For The Street!

    Vivastreet looks so purty I could almost jerk off while staring at its homepage! And no, there ain’t no images of nude chicks on the homepage of this escorts UK site. However, its design, colors, and layout are on-point and classy.

    Serving as the background image is a bokeh picture of a girl. Her back is to the camera and she looks a lot like one of those thin models whose pussies are fat enough to compete with the lips of a hippopotamus! Chicks like that tend to be nymphos too, though you do need to put in some effort into convincing them to spread their long legs wide enough for your artillery piece to crawl into their citadel and shoot for glory!

    Now, site features here take the form of a logo at the top left, with Corporate Responsibility, Blog, My Account, Help, and Post You Ad making up the main tabs. Below are two search bars. One of these lets you look up whatever you need, be it domestic help, jobs, residential sales, farming equipment, and hoes of the two-legged kind. Yes, Vivastreet.com.uk is a Jack-of-all-trades where everything can be bought and sold and that includes pussy and dick. The other search bar lets you look up whatever you need in whatever British city you need it in.

    Beneath the search bars on Vivastreet UK are seven tabs. These are labeled Properties, Jobs, Vehicles, Buy & Sell, Services, Personals, and Adult, and hovering your cursor on them brings up a menu that takes you to wherever you wish to go. I would assess these seven tabs as the most useful feature on this site. Due to their propitious existence, you don’t really need to fool around with the other tabs or search bar options.

    Farther down the homepage is a list of the cities that Vivastreet is active in and they are 15 in number. Also provided is a selection of social media sites where you can connect to Vivastreet's social media accounts.

    So, which one of you readers will be the first to go tell the fella running these social media accounts how you would be very much obliged if he could provide his mom for an all-night doggy style fuck that’s gonna make her howl at the moon better than a banshee ever could! Or is cowgirl more your thing? Then speak up and may your wishes come true!

Viva Big Booty Chicks!

    We are here for adult-related stuff, correct? Well then, I better make it very clear that big booty chicks rock and they can have my soul and all the money in my bank account if they are prepared to do more face-sitting on yours truly than they have done all their lives!

    Now, hovering your cursor on the Adult tab that’s beneath the search bars will bring up an impressive selection of popular search terms, plus adult dating, erotica, and Escorts & Massage options. The Personals tab, on the other hand, has gay and lesbian escorts, adult job links, and options for those looking for friendship or relationships.

    Tapping the Escort option brought me to a page at the top of which was a notice that there were 13,239 escorts and erotic masseurs available in the UK. These booty sellers can be classified by if they are independent or working for agencies. But other options exist to sort them by age, services offered, rate, ethnicity, and if their ads come with photos or videos.

    Escort quality here is high-end for the most part and there are VIP escorts that presumably squirt pink champagne and crap perfectly edible Hershey bars! Doubt what I am saying? Then find a way to suck their asshole and come back and give a testimony that’s hopefully not shitty! That said, there does not appear to be any means to verify the identity of posted escorts. Sure, each escort ad here comes with a unique number, but that is not exactly verification.

    Horny yet? Well, Ella can do something about that. She’s 20 years old, charges 120 pounds per hour, and has a curvy body that wet dreams on Venus are made of! This chick does it all, from strip teases and traveling to your location, to BDSM, PSE, and quickies.

    Bianka on the other hand charges 80 pounds per hour. She says she has a great sense of humor, is independent, and hopes to play with y’all soonest. This chick, who happens to be young and voluptuous to the hilt, does it all and yeah she’s more than willing to treat you to a pornstar experience that will put your cock through a wringer that any automatic pressing tool would be envious of!

What I Think Of Vivastreet UK

    Vivastreet got a great formula going and I don’t think they could fuck it up much if they tried as hard as I am currently doing to get into the panties of a very pretty nun I grew up with and currently have the hots for! Yeah, I totally recommend Vivastreet UK, and gonna say that apart from prime snatch and bitches who want to tie you up and beat you before sucking your dick without a condom, it has other stuff that’s gonna make life as we know it as interesting as a blessed Sunday wank!