VaginaPics

VaginaPics.com

    Well, my beard is verging on white, my knees knock together more than I wish they would and the quack doctors that have been looking after my hide tell me that my prostate is bigger than any watermelon they ever ate! Despite that though, I still remember the look of the first vagina I saw that did not belong to my family members. And since then, I have grown extraordinarily fond of them slits and in my will is penned my desire to have my ashes mixed with clay and molded onto the snatch of the prettiest teen thot that can be found in my town, who’s gonna be paid very well to carry my remains around for a day or two, before washing herself clean right at the source of the cleanest and sweetest mountain brook in all of Canada!

    Reminisces and musings did, here is my VaginaPics.net review. Read it and weep now that there’s a slit with your initials on it!

Slit To Perfection!

    See, there are porn sites and then there are porn sites. VaginaPics.net is a little bit different from most and rather than countless videos of vaginas being torn apart and devoured by horse dicks and BBCs, there are only pictures of cunts to be seen. These cunts are of all shapes and sizes and if you spend enough time on this site, you could learn to draw their shape and describe their smell in your sleep!

    Now, VaginaPics.net is cursed with an extremely average, annoyingly dated, and criminally boring site design and setup. The only thing that grabs the attention here is the multiple content thumbnails of vaginas and it is my opinion that the site designer and admin should be stripped naked and given to a stallion, so that experiments can be conducted on how long horse semen can live in the butt! And yeah, that’s the only fitting punishment for the shitty site design that VaginaPics is hobbled with.

    Worth noting is that this site is not secure and you only have to look near the top of your PC screen to see that. What that means is that y’all better exercise caution when checking out VaginaPics.net and don’t download content if you can help it.

    So, you get a homepage background color of white here, with a strip of gray at the top of the page that hosts the basic search bar and a grand collection of three main tabs. These tabs are Pornstars, Galleries, and English, and hovering your cursor over the later tab triggers a pop-up menu where 12 languages can be accessed. That said, the language option does not work that well and regardless of whatever language you choose, most of the stuff on this site will still be in English.

    Below the average-as-fuck search bar are some of the most popular search terms. At the time of this review, they included the following: Black Sexy Body, Wet Panties, and Holly Halston. I did some research and Holly turned out to be a 47-year old American pornstar with big fake tits, who likes her cunt gaped and her gullet probed by penises that are so beyond control they could be classified as rabid!

    The Galleries tab just like the Language option also has a pull-down menu. This one is not extensive though and just lets you sort by hottest and newest content. As for the Pornstars tab, clicking it will trigger the opening of a new tab that could be mistaken for a pop-up ad. Just a single page of pornstars is featured on the new tab that loads up and most of the sluts have familiar names like Colleen A, Diamond Kitty, Michelle H, Mary Wet, and Monica Mendez.

    Okay. Let’s get back to the homepage. Content image thumbnails on the homepage are for some reason not arranged in rows. Hell, they aren’t all even of the same size. Category content thumbnails are displayed first, with 1/4th of the homepage being occupied with varied nude images that are direct ad links.

    Impressive this site isn’t for sure.

Caged By The VJ

    I said something about category image thumbnails a while ago, right? Well, there’s not even a Category tab here or a way of sorting through all these categories without using what’s on the homepage. Anyway, featured XXX categories include Teen Sex Pictures, Close Up Sex, Asian Pussy, Hairy Vagina Pics, Latina Vagina, Seduction, Mature Hot Pussy, MILF Pussy, and Nipples XXX Pics.

    However, it appears that clicking these category image thumbnails will get you nada, or will won’t get you to content all that quickly. In the same vein, clicking on the popular search terms and what’s in the two working tabs will quite often just take you to another porn site, or trigger the opening of a new tab. After a while, with your screen full of open tabs, you get all tired of the whole thing and dream of punching your PC hard enough to loosen Bill Gates’ teeth! Yeah, this site is not for those who lack patience, because it seems to be set up to frustrate you to the limit and beyond.

    Should you succeed in getting an image gallery here to open, you will find the images to be of acceptable quality. Images can be zoomed and downloads while not directly enabled can be accomplished by right-clicking and tapping on Save.

    Sample content titles include the following: Hidden Spy Cam Records Amateur Chick Hania Dressing Her Hairy Vagina, Amateur Bad Girl Kima Exhibiting Bald Vagina, and Juicy Buttocks, Black Amateur Kima Undressing On Couch Before Displaying Pink Vagina and Skinny Young Girl Lady Devon Showing Pink Pussy In The Nude Part 2.

What I Think Of VaginaPics

    I was almost prepared to forgive the dated site design and lack of site features of VaginaPics. But given that this is an unsecured site ruled by pop-up tabs and ads, I would prefer to fuck a knitting needle wielded by my ex than even think about suggesting this site for a bookmark!