USASexGuide

UsaSexGuide.nl

    The US needs a sex guide as desperately as the rest of the world needs flying camels! Yeah, this is the same country where kids can marry at 13 with their parent's consent and a USA sex guide detailing all the varied sexual positions, from the old and trusted missionary XXX to the reverse cowgirl is not at the top of any list I wanna see.

    But then, the kind of sex guide we are talking about here is more like an endlessly-exciting combo of forum and escort site, where ladies can hawk their wares and hungry fuckers can do their best to fuck a review or two out of them bitches and get that posted on the double. Plus there’s some stuff at the sex guide in question that can greatly comfort needy right hands that accidentally found themselves knuckle-deep in Vaseline jars!

    Got it? Then here is my USASexGuide.nl review. Read it and weep, so I can craft a guide as to how all the weepy cunts in your neck of the woods can locate you!

Nothing Ad-Ded On USA Sex Guide!

    Hope y’all know what forums are. Well, forums seldom look pretty. Hell, it is like illegal for them to be pretty and endowed with eye-candy graphics and I know a fella doing a long stretch in federal prison for daring to paint his forum something more than the white and light blue that seems to be a standard part of forum apparel. Just joking, folks!

    But I am not all that ready to talk about the looks of the forum under discussion today- USA SexGuide. Let’s leave that for a bit. What I wanna talk about now is how this place is overrun with ads. These ads greet you as soon as you sashay into this escort cum review site and no ad blocker seems strong enough to give them a kick in the fanny that’s gonna send their tailbone up their gullet and convince them to desert your PC screen!

    Or am I expecting too much? This is after all a forum. And forums can be wild places that offer free services that must be paid for somehow. Plus I gotta note that I have nothing against ads per se, especially if they help a site keep the lights on. My grouse is the sheer number of ads at this place that call your attention to different flavors of live cam sites, escort sites, and the like and they make it hard to take an otherwise captivating site like this very seriously.

    Kindly dial down the ads, dear USA SexGuide admins, or I might be forced to step in and give your spreadeagled selves a hard taste of erect discipline!

Looks Don’t Matter at USA Sex Guide!

    I dunno how they did it, but USA Sex Guide has a homepage design that couldn’t be more boring than it already is. This place looks a lot like the tens of thousands of other XXX and non-XXX-related forums out there and nothing marks it out as being different or exceptional. And because it looks exactly like the same forums catering to different niches that some of us have spent a lot of time on, getting the hang of it within seconds should be something as easy to do as licking the morning-brewed dollop of cum out of our partner’s snatch, before she has a chance to pee and get rid of that spoonful of frothy sweetness!

    Features are plentiful enough at this place. The top has a search bar with basic functions, plus a good selection of US states, reviews, and matters of special interest like photography, oral sex, and sex toys. Scroll down and you get a list of active users, plus the site statistics.

    There were 3,176 fuckers online at the time of this review, with the vast majority being registered cunt eaters whose cocks have a leftward bent to them! That’s why they keep uprooting kidneys like no one’s business and should be left alone on an island in the Pacific that no one knows of! Throughout this review, the number of registered users who deigned to show up never reached 4,000, but that’s not too bad.

    Anyway, there are 15K plus threads on USA Sex Guide, plus almost 800K members. Login and Register options are on the top left of the homepage and you can register for free as a user or escort.

    Registration is gonna take you a while though, and this place might arbitrarily decide you are a spammer and refuse to get your ass registered. Should that happen, get your Congressman, arm the fella with a nice set of BDSM kits, and point him in the direction of the USASexGuide.nl admins! But a better idea might be to check out the very extensive FAQ and find out why your registration was denied and which admin you gotta cozy up to, so you can get a membership card you are gonna be lining coke with, and on the booty crack of a thin ladyboy in Vegas before the week is out!

    Do note that you gotta register to access a lot of stuff here. In fact, USA Sex Guide makes it so that registering is in your own best interest, or else you will be banned from accessing some content, like photos that might or might not be of wankable quality. You also need to register to post stuff, create threads and dash off private messages to other members.

    There are varied kinds of membership that come with varying privileges, but all are free. All you gotta do is show up here regularly and post stuff and your career progression, sorry, your membership progression on this escort site cum forum palace will be on the right track.

Cum In America, Get A Sex Guide!

    Half of the tabs here are direct ad links that take you to escort sites and live cam sites. The Abbreviations tab is one of the most useful and comes packed to the fucking rafters with all sorts of abbreviations used on this forum, most of which I have never heard of. These abbreviations are arranged alphabetically and it should take you like 30 minutes to read through them all. But committing what’s there to memory should be harder than watching Tom Cruise make out with Steven Seagal!

    Now, you can kick off the fun times by simply choosing a state from the list on the homepage. This will open up a page filled with topics about cities in the state of your choice, plus content related to these cities. Or you can check out Craigslist escort reviews from way back. One of these was a review of an escort by the name of Nanni and she stands accused of being an asshole who lies in her escort ads and doesn't know how to treat her clients nicely.

    A reviewer said something about Nanni not taking all her clothes off during XXX, complaining about the taste of a condom that she had provided to a client, and letting a ringing phone interrupt the fuck she was being paid for. And to top it all, it appears that she intentionally gave her client who came some way to see her the wrong directions back to his humble abode. That sucks.

    Remember the Special Interest section I mentioned a while back? Well, it sure had topics worth your attention, with one of them being about penis enlargement techniques. I went there, not because I needed an extra 10 inches added to my snake so it could hang like 2 inches away from the ground when I’m walking, but to see what some folks are willing to do to give themselves woodies that have enough power and thrust to them to lever a Mack truck out of a mud pit!

    In the thread, some fellas were saying this and that cream worked in giving them a bigger and thicker tool. Others attributed their penile progress to push-ups, lifting weights with their dick, penis pumps, regular cock throttling, injections, and treatment with exotic machines. But going by the testimonies there, it’s like you gotta be ready to offload thousands of smackeroos if you are serious about upgrading your cock to an all-new size. Whether that will be worth it or not depends on your priorities.

    And assuredly worth exploring is the Opinions section of this forum. The threads and user blogs there have titles like American Women, The Truth About AIDS, The Morality of Prostitution, Sex Trafficking, Why Are Ugly Women So Darn Good At Sex, and The Social Science of Prostitution. For reals, it is easy to find very fascinating stuff on a forum like this and you can quickly get so enthralled by what you are reading that you forget that apart from entertaining and making you think about stuff you don’t normally think about, this place also has escorts who need your money and will do anything to keep you cumming in them for as long as it takes to make their bank account balances all swole!

    And by the way, the escorts on this site are of average quality in the main. Escort ads abound, but it might take a while to find them. And be sure to never send money and the like to any escort on this site in expectation of a future genital meet and greet.

The Premier Guide To All Things Escort US

    I might not have mentioned this before, but almost all the stuff here, from photos to reviews is user-generated. Yeah, there are like 700K plus members and a lot of these do their fair bit to make this place better by penning escort and non-escort related reviews, rendering advice on this and that topic and that kind of thing.

    And talking of reviews, it bears noting that USA Sex Guide is at its core an escort review site and one of the biggest of its kind. The problem though is that reviews here while usually informative and detailed are not always trustworthy.

    Some reviewers will exaggerate their experience, lie outright, or just make up stuff for attention. Plus it's like there's an epidemic of fake reviews, with escorts paying in kind and cash for people to give them favorable reviews and lie about the capabilities of their rivals. What all this means is that you gotta be careful of what you read and believe on a site like this and keep in mind that people online tend to say stuff just to impress and might hold strong opinions on things they have zero understanding of.

    I am not saying to disregard all the escort reviews on USA SexGuide and to keep to yourself and avoid having conversations on boards and stuff like that. Just use some common sense, and understand that if no one has anything good to say about a chick, there's probably something wrong with her that you shouldn't spend your time and money finding out.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of USASexGuide

    There are icky ads, plus features and options that make little sense here. But this place strongly impresses and bookmarking it will do your escort fucking life many bucketfuls of cumming good!