Tube8

Tube8.com

    Tubes. That’s what vaginas are. Yeah, while some of these belong to the hottest women alive, their cunts are still just fleshy tubes that expand with glee anytime they get introduced to thrusting boners! Hope they taught y’all that in school!

    Now, there’s a nifty porn site called Tube8 that I wanna give the old look-see. It is a Pornhub Network partner, but away from its big daddy just how well does it do for itself? Time to find out in this Tube8.com review. Read it while thinking about the sweetest slut tubes your boner ever tore apart like a boss!

Cocks Without Mercy, Slits Without Shame!

    Just what happens when shameless slits and merciless cocks meet? The answer is simple- an epic fuckathon where the owner of the slit in question will be screaming like a banshee and wondering if she was wise to spread her legs for a woody that seems intent on fucking her six feet into the ground! Got a merciless cock? Well, better keep it sharp just in case!

    The review here is about Tube8.com, right? So then let’s get to it! The site looks so average it feels like a slap in the face by the town idiot. Remember, this is a Pornhub Network site and it is right to expect miles better stuff than what I am seeing here. A letdown does not even begin to describe what I feel anytime I look at the Tube8.com homepage. For sure the site admin needs to be tied to a tree and anally fucked with a barrel of apples. Just shoot them fruits one at a time up his ass and he’s sure to learn the value of having a clean, slick, and user-attractive website!

    As I was saying, this smut center has a very average site design and setup. White is the background color, with a black header occupying the top space. On this header are listed the sites in the Pornhub Network and there are 6 of them, Tube8 included. That header also has links to a gay porn site that doesn’t work, and a link to Pornhub Apparel that actually works, plus a search bar and a Pornhub Premium link.

    Of course, Pornhub Premium is not free, but right now they are giving out a week of free access. Pornhub Premium members get exclusive content, are not pestered with ads, and are spoiled with high-quality smut. I would sign up if I was you for the week of free access, but I am pretty sure that Pornhub will find a way to bill you before the week was over. Yeah, I don’t trust them fuckers and fucktards!

    The black header I was talking about also has language options at the far right, plus a login tab. A signup option is made available when you click on the latter, but for some reason, I was not able to sign up here despite repeated tries. I guess an admin here has me banned for accidentally giving their sister the last taste of oak tree woody they will enjoy for a while! As for the language option, five languages are available, with English being one of these.

    Am I through talking about the black header on Tube8.com? Hell no! Apart from everything related so far, it also hosts the main tabs. These are Videos, Tags, Categories, Channels, Pornstars, Live Sex, Fuck Now, and Porn Games. Unsurprisingly, the latter three tabs are useless and when clicked will open new pages loaded with cam sites, porn game sites, and the like. As if I don’t know where to find a porn game if I wanted to play at fucking a twat with a tentacle or horse dick!

    So, there happens to be 118 pages of pornstars spreading their legs for laughs and cock demolition. You can check out these chicks by tapping the Pornstars tab. There are sorting options on the Pornstars page, but these are hard to use. Each pornstar has an extremely brief stat page, and they are all ranked. Lana Rhoades, Abella Danger, and Eva Elfie are the top 3 ranked XXX stars here and the latter does not even have a picture on her stat page. Fuck! How could they do that to poor Elfie!

    Blacked, Reality Kings, Fake Taxi, Bratty Sis, Team Skeet, Vixen, and Tushy are the channels you can expect to see hosting a party on the Channels page. The channels here fill up 50 pages and on these, you can check out the latest, most viewed, and top-rated videos of each channel, plus a brief bio. But there are only 25 categories in the Categories tab, with Amateur, HD, and Fetish hosting the most content.

    As for the Tags page, it hosts a few thousand tags, while the Video tab hosts videos that can be sorted according to need.

Peel A Tube And Fuck It Up!

    Did I say anything about how much I hate the site design here? No? Well, Tube8 is a massive disappointment. The video thumbnails on the homepage occupy a little more than half the screen, with the other half being given up to an ad. The situation is not that bad once you scroll down further, but there are still ads on the bottom of the homepage and most other pages and too much wasted real estate in my opinion.

    The average video runtime here is less than 10 minutes and not all videos are HD, let alone full HD. The content update policy looks good, but it is hard to know for sure since videos lack dates and any indication as to when they were uploaded. And when site videos lack dates you don’t need a medium to tell you that a lot of shady stuff is going down.

    Sample titles include Spending the Day With A Very Hot Granny, Her First Cuckold Fisting Lesson, Two Big Tit Babes Drain A Swt Of Balls, Cute Latina Vanessa Moon Rides Big Cock POV Sex, and Alex Coal Perfect Edge Control. Titles can be overlong, as you might have noticed and a few are in incomprehensible languages. One of the videos I had a look at had a title that said Latina Has Her Eyes Glued Shit After Anal Casting. It is from LatinaCasting, is captioned in English and viewable in 240p to 720p quality.

    In the video, a slim, shy and pretty 20-something-year-old Latina sits on a couch and converses with a guy who promises her an acting job. She strips, touches her fat puss, and has her gullet expanded by the kind of thick, iron-strong, and aesthetically-beautiful cock I always wished that my parents had endowed me with! She’s then bent over the couch with her ass in the air and fucked in the bunghole while her small tits did their able best to clap together! The video ended with her getting another extreme gullet fucking.

    There are no issues with video loading and playback on Tube8.com, though the embedded video player is so basic it makes Tetris sound like an alien space machine!

What I Think Tube8

    Tube8 is a shit-filled tube I wanna chuck into someone’s garden!