Tryst

Tryst.link

    What is a tryst? For those of you who failed to finish high school or were too interested in the undies of your English teacher to pay attention to what was coming out of her pert mouth, a tryst is like a genital meet and greet. Call it a fuck fest and it is meant to be short ASF and enjoyable to the limit. That’s how you can take your BFF’s chick to the motel down the road for a tryst with no one being the wiser and do the same to the skankiest thot in your neck of the woods, and keep sealed lips after, because everyone knows she will fuck anything and suck anything and no one wants others to know they have been hitting that prime but sour puss!

    You can also go on trysts with escorts. That makes perfect sense because they are professional chicks and even if you rut in them raw ASF, they won’t call you up later and tell you shit about their being pregnant with triplets. Nor will they complain much if you drill them so madly that their cunt gets all shifted up and switches places with their asshole! Body changes like that is bound to get you a grippy surprise when you make such chicks face the wall so you can fuck them better, only to see your woody being gripped by strong vaginal muscles, rather than falling into the black hole that’s the asshole!

    Anyway, here is my Tryst.link review. Read it and weep in commiseration with all the bleeding butt holes that Johnny Sins and co introduced to the cumming side of life!

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    You know, whenever you come across an escort site that looks like some thought was expended in setting up to make it appear as attractive as possible, courtesy commands that you go on your knees and fap one out in appreciation of the efforts of the site designer! Not in the mood to show some fapping appreciation? Then you are a jealous motherfucker and here’s to hoping you get unalived by being smothered between the fab butt cheeks of Cherokee D’Ass! Sure is gonna be a poor way to go out when the last thing you see is a winking asshole, with meaty mounds on both sides of your head, slowly crushing your brain and making an erectly cumming ruler out of your penis!

    Anyway, Tryst.link seriously looks great. I would give this place 9/10 in the looks department and it is such a breath of fresh air where escort sites are concerned. Whoever put this site together knows his onions, is due his flowers, and can rightly beat his chest and say that he’s the baddest, motherfucking, asshole-jacking, and gullet-scrubbing artist known to most of mankind! The guy is so good I just might hire him to give my site a whole new look and a red hue to the pale booties of some of the fine thots I got on my payroll!

    Apart from being sleek and expansive, I particularly appreciate the graphics on the top of this escort US site. It is a kind of modern art thing that shows all kinds of people meeting, having solo fun, and just doing their thing in a universe that’s filled with sex toys of all stripes. And that rocks to the stops for the fucks with the ducks! Not that I am telling y’all to turn to duck fucking as a hobby!

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    So, I am all done with praising the site looks here. It’s time to talk about the user options. And there seems to be more of that than there are nerve endings down Mia Khalifa’s clit!

    Now, the main user options on this escorts US site are readily accessible without your needing to scroll down the Tryst.link homepage. In the header atop the page is a search option with basic skills, and over on the top right are login and register links. Beneath the site graphics atop the homepage are more options that let you check out non-binary, trans, male, and female escorts, plus search for escorts within a certain distance of your location. And there’s a More Filters link that lets you look for escorts of a certain bust size, height, age, hair and eye color, ethnicity, body type, rate, and more.

    Should you scroll down, you will find a very illustrative About Us, plus blogs aplenty, testimonials, country links, and category links. The country option lets you seek out escorts in pretty much all of the world, but not Africa, or Latin America. And I do need to note that while this place apparently has escorts in lots of places, the US is by far the biggest supported country and that means escorts are always easier to find and book there. That said, if you are a Tryst.link member, have faith in the brand, and happen to be doing a bit of traveling, it does make sense to book escorts from Tryst in whatever supported region of the world you happen to be in.

    As expected, signing up is free here and you can either sign up as an escort or client. There does not seem to be paid accounts at this escorts US site, and that’s sure to be excellent news for folks like me who hate being badgered with emails about upgrading their account to enjoy this and that meaningless goodie. Signing up is not mandatory either, but once you do so, you can add escort profiles to your list of favorites and be able to find them easier. Plus you get access to other present and future goodies, like direct messages.

The Educative Side Of Trysting Tri-Fingered Fucks!

    This place has guides, testimonials, and all that stuff, with everything being written by pros who were probably getting high on Shakespeare back when you were still in middle school! How time flies!

    So, it’s like Tryst.link is not one of the very many escort sites out there that treat escorts as disposable cum buckets who should be going down on their knees all thankful that clients see them as pretty enough to get hot cum dumped in their innards. No sir! Tryst seems to be passionate about advocating for the rights of sex workers and is actually trying its damnedest to decriminalize sex work. And they got articles, interviews, and blogs with titles like So You’ve Found Out Your Adult Child Is A Sex Worker, Sluts for Security: Managing Anonymity Online for Sex Workers, The Importance of Pleasure for Sex Workers, A Tryst With New York Dominatrix Salem Succubus, A Tryst With East Coast Provider Tonee, How To Introduce Taboo Kinks To Your Partner and Whorephobia Is A Problem for Everyone.

    Yeah, there’s a lot of very educational stuff to learn on this escorts US site. But that is assuming you are in a learning mood and not in a cunt-killing, throat-choking, butthole-massacring, and pussy-damaging mood and got a rad length of cock to enforce your will in true bowlegged style!

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    If you have been reading this review so far, it should be easily clear how much I love this particular escort site. Yeah, Tryst.link does not disappoint and everything about them is quality. That means they have loads of classy escorts that would qualify for the VIP badge if seen on other escort sites.

    Yeah, the babes here all look rich and extra fine and while some of that is because of the hi-res images on escort profiles and thumbnails, there’s still no denying the fact that skanks here are very few and far between. Indeed, the escorts on this US escort site all seem to be the kind you can take as your date to executive-level lunches while reserving the right to slip such escorts into the bathroom when everyone is busy stuffing their face. There you can do your own kind of stuffing that’s gonna make escort ass cheeks clap for Jesus and convince escort butthole to play the opening tune to the triumphant entry of the almighty woody into Jerusalem!

    Now, the Tryst.link homepage has escort profiles in sections. First of all are the chicks who are available right now and they range from Stacey in Montreal to Kitty in Florida. The chicks there are from every supported country and there’s a lot of them, with a See All link letting you check out all available escorts in all supported countries. At the time of this review that was 2122 escorts and that’s fucking impressive.

    Another impressive thing is that the escort profile thumbnails are rather detailed. Apart from a hi-res image, a glance at each profile thumbnail will tell you the number of images it hosts, plus how much the escort charges, her location, and availability. And as regards escort rates, expect to be asked to cough up from $300 and up per hour here, which is not all that much if prime cunt is the avowed dwelling place of your cock load! Plus there are some escorts who will take less than half of that for a half-hour filled with frenzied pelvic thrusting

    Anyway, after the Available Now escort section, you get to the section of those escorts who were very recently online -14,300 of them at the time of this review- and Vikki was one of these recently online sluts. The profile of this Albany MILF says she likes to please and is 5’0 tall, fun, equipped with all-natural D-cup tits and supposedly hypnotic eyes, and interested in men with humor. Vikki charges from $260 up and has some really fine tits, but it was an image of her fab and phat bubble butt that drove me to check out her profile. This chick might be in her fifties, but a glorious booty like the one I am seeing on her entitles her to milk me dry of all milk and Benjamins!

    Remember Stacey, the available right now escort? Well, there’s a big booty on her that I am in love with as well! If she doesn’t bring that ass home to Daddy, I am gonna turn Montreal into Zombieland!

    Stacey’s profile says she’s a free-spirited and unpretentious brunette and a psychology student. Her services start at 750 CAD and she’s very firmly in the supermodel or VIP escort category, with long legs that go from BC to AD without pause, the aforesaid ultra-fine booty, plus tits that Mr Gravity has always been afraid to breathe on, let alone touch! Stacey won’t show her face though, and you gotta give her a ring and book a tryst to see the kind of face you will be eyeballing as you jackhammer her cunt to oblivion! Do you like Stacey? Well, better keep clear for now, because she got a real man -me of course!- with a real dick coming her way and is gonna be too tired to return your calls!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Tryst

    If there ever was a Special Olympics for escort sites, it seems all but clear that Tryst.link is a serious gold medal contender! This place has just about everything a serious escort site should have and it is just lovely how it prioritizes escort safety, while giving them a platform to be themselves and spread special orgasmic love and cum bucketfuls!

    I love this Escorts US site and I would extend to it the same A-class recommendation that health experts do to wickedly grasping cunts that wring every juice drop out of fellas and by giving their nether regions a workout, extend their lifespan and shit like that!