Thotslife

Thotslife.com

    I’ve heard of thug life, but thots life is uncharted territory to my ears. It sounds like the kind of ideology I could subscribe to if I had a big booty and a wet slit where my cock and balls should be, plus a cock hunger to beat all others!

    Wondering why I am talking about thots? That’s because there’s a porn site called Thotslife that needs a review from yours truly as urgently as your favorite cum dump of the month needs to suck you dry before you die of blue balls! Here’s my Thotslife.com review. Read it and weep for many are the thots who are sad as fuck because you have not been doing your manky duty of fucking them to bits and making their booties clap for Jesus!

Merry Is Thot Side Of Life!

    Well, I like the look of Thotslife. It is solid and although the site design does not employ flashy elements, it looks hella classy and premium. So yeah, this site aces it in the looks department and whoever put it together needs to be rewarded with a fine thot afflicted with a deadly case of nympho fever and the twerking malaise!

    Now, the site background color is a deep black and the site logo and main tabs are at the top left of the homepage. The logo isn’t anything fancy, but I like the looks of it. At the top right are options that allow access to the latest, hot, and trending content. There’s a basic search bar too, as well as a light icon that when clicked changes the background color from black to white, though there will still be a thick black header atop the page.

    So, the content on the homepage is arranged in rows of 5 and columns of 4. The thumbnails here are square, with the upload date, title, name of the featured thot, and the social media site the content was taken from being listed. The thot names and the site their content was taken from are clickable and this can be used to search for content from a specific site or content featuring a specific performer. The bottom of the homepage has a Load More button and once you tap it, you can scroll down to the bottom of the page if you have enough patience. Worth noting is that by default, the newest stuff is at the top of the page, with the oldest coming into view as you scroll down.

    Anyway, it is time I let y’all see up the skirt of the main tabs! These tabs comprise Home, Live Sex, OnlyFans, Categories, and ThePornDude. The latter takes you to a porn review site whose writers can’t tell the difference between a puffy tit and a waxed cunt. The Categories tab boasts a pull-down menu and is probably the most useful of the main tabs. With the pull-down menu running, you can access content from Patreon, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitch, Celebrity, YouTube, and Fansly.

    So, tapping the Live Sex tab will take you to CamMonster and you don’t wanna go there unless the load in your shorts is more than you can bear and it is something that needs to be unloaded before you get so desperate you pull out your howitzer and shoot someone dead with a spray of frothy jism! As for the OnlyFans tab, when you tap it, an extremely comprehensive and alphabetical list of social media thots is revealed. I saw names like Adriana Chechik, Danielle Bregoli, Diamond Kitty, Miss B Nasty, and Sara Jean Underwood. As expected, clicking any of these names takes you right to where their content is hidden on Thotslife and that sure makes your social media wanking all the easier and more convenient!

Thots For Supper!

    Been in the habit of eating pussies for supper? Then you know what’s up and that’s all I’m gonna say!

    Now, you get daily updates here and for sure that feels nice and lets you know that this is a site that values allowing fellas to beat their meat to all sorts of new stuff on the daily. That said, given the amount of new content that’s released and leaked from every social media site in the book, I feel that Thotslife could do better. A hundred uploads a day wouldn’t be a bad thing, especially considering that there are social media thots who shoot 20 to 50 thirst trap, twerking and masturbation videos every day.

    Sample content titles include the following: Amanda Cerny Nude Chain Bikini Pasties Set OnlyFans Leaked, Brittany Furlan Nipple Slip Dance OnlyFans Leaked, Amira West Dildo Riding OnlyFans Video Leaked, Farrah Abraham Nude Striptease Dance OnlyFans Video Leaked and Amanda Trivizas Nude POV Creampie Fuck Video Leaked. The latter post had a 4-minute long video, as well as 6 images. These images are screenshots of the movie and the movie itself featured a lady with her legs folded up and covering her face while she is being drilled. Since the face of this thot wasn’t readily visible, I couldn’t exactly see who was being fucked. For all, I know it could have been the new British prime minister on her recent honeymoon!

    Heard of Stormi Maya? She’s a Twitter regular and a pretty chick with fake tits and a banging body. I stumbled across her leak here and it was titled Stormi Maya Nude Body Posing OnlyFans Set Leaked and this contained a variety of hi-res nude images in which her cunt was not very visible. In case you Google search and like this chick, be aware that she has multiple leaks on Thotslife, and sadly, in none of them was a BBC jamming itself to the hilt inside her!

    No video playback issues were experienced at the time of this review. Videos here are usually of excellent quality and around HD or better. Sadly though, playback options are lacking. As for the average video length, I would put that at around 3 minutes.

What I Think Of Thotslife

    I love the understated classiness of this site. It is like a princess in a land full of street thots and that sure is refreshing. While there are niggles here and there, with the biggest being the lack of direct download options, I better let y’all know that I rate Thotslife very highly and hope it keeps up the good work.