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    Are you one of those people that wants to see Thothd.com and cum? My Thothd review is here for you. So, rejoice and feed me with praises because The Porn Guy is here to save your wanks once again.

    I haven’t heard about this site before but from all indications and the sixth sense of my 12-inch cock, I can tell that this site is one of those types that delivers OnlyFans leaks. We will see if this site can also deliver another leak through our dicks.

Seeing Thots In HD!

    I was greeted with a dark background theme as soon as I got on their site for the first time. I was gonna start singing their praises until I saw that this is a hellish place when it comes to Ads. Do you know those annoying Ads that take you to another page when you’re just innocently trying to find your way to the part of the site that has the ungodly smut that you came for? This site has both them and those pop-up Ads that show up like herpes.

    On the top right of the homepage, you’ll find a way to change your language since they offer up to 8 languages apart from English. They want to make sure that whatever nationality you are, you’ll still be able to get your dick hard. I tried to check out their Sign up process but I was constantly hit with a message telling me the requested content cannot be loaded. That’s fine by me, I wasn’t gonna register anyway.

    You might want to give your browser’s Adblock some steroids because it’ll have a lot of hard work to do before you can navigate through the site. What next? Am I gonna find out that this site doesn’t show HD videos even though they have it tattooed across their balls and in their name? I can’t wait to check out their content because that might be the only redeeming factor that can save this site from me smiting it.

    The first thumbnails you’ll meet on their site are under a section named “Videos Being Watched”. So, if you’re a peeping Tom who enjoys getting hard to what other folks are beating their meat to, then this section has your name tatted across its balls. I could already see a model who I knew but I’d never watched her smut before. That’s the girl I would be beating my meat to later on. The weight of this site’s survival now rests on her big ass and huge titties.

A Penny For Your ThotHd?

    With the speed of lightning, I went to check out the model's content to see if she bares open her body since I am only used to her teasing with lingerie. Oh, and I am also checking the site to see if they deliver when it comes to loading videos and viewing content. But my priority is to my dick and I am sure a lot of you can understand where I am cumming from.

    I wasn’t deterred by the pop-up ads that attempted to block my path to watching her even though they managed to annoy the shit out of me. I was disappointed to see that the model had no nude videos. So, I had to fight tooth and nail with Ads only to find more videos of her being a little tease in her lingerie. Whatever, I’m just gonna enjoy the rest of this ride and hope to be done with this Ad-filled crap hole.

    Below the video, you’ll find an option for voting if you found the video to be sexy or not. You can view screenshots that would display some of the hottest parts of the video, you can comment and share the video as well. There is a last option for reporting the video and I was itching to do just that and let them know I wasn’t happy that the model wasn’t nude. If I wanted to see her in lingerie, I could’ve gone to Instagram.

    Loading the video was a hard process that I would only wish upon my most annoying enemy. I clicked on play so many times and they just kept taking me to another page that had ads. It took me a solid 6 trials before I got to watch what I wanted. I believe this site is still at its infant stage and if it wants to roll with the big boys, it’ll have to start getting serious by getting rid of the Ads and getting that model to be nude maybe.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of ThotHd

    I wanted to like ThotHd, their name was like a magnet to my dick but upon getting closer I realized this site gives you the equivalent experience of fucking a porcupine. I am definitely not gonna be visiting it some more and they only have themselves to blame for that. I would expect the creators to read this review, cry, and whip themselves raw till they improve. This site gets no recommendation from me!