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    If you’re fishing for an Onlyfans leaks site to fap to, then you probably won’t mind getting caught by TheFap.net right? Wrong! Until I am done with my Thefap.net review you might as well treat it like it has lots of crabs.

    So get strapped for the ride that this is gonna be because I am a rough driver and I’ve been known to drive my exes crazy. So, join me and we’ll see if this site is the direction you should be taking your meat to.

Casting My Net Over TheFap.net!

    I am on this site to fap and if I get anything less than high-quality onlyfans content then I am gonna go on a rampage of the likes which have never been seen before. With such a straightforward name I expect to be amazed with what I see. That’s why as I am writing out the site’s name on my browser, my dick is rubbing its palms together in glee and anticipation.

    The homepage opened up with a white background color that could almost blind you if you’re a cave-dwelling meat jacker. There were options on the top for searching for the model of your wet dreams. There was also an option that would take you to “Escort sites”. I wouldn’t trust that last option except if you’re trying to be escorted into your doom. In that case, make sure to donate all your life savings to me first.

    One of the most annoying things you can deal with while browsing on any porn site is Ads. Humans weren’t satisfied with having and sharing STDs in real life so they created Ads to also take STDs to the internet as well. It wasn’t just one Ad I had to deal with, that would have been cute. What I had to deal with were Ads of different shapes and sizes. Some took me to another page and others just made browsing a hard process.

    On the site’s menu, an option allows you to sign up and become a full-fledged wanking member of their site. Of course, I am not gonna register myself because if I did this for every site I am on then I would need multiple computers for space. You can see the trending content, Onlyfans videos, Top models by likes, and Top models by followers. You can also find an option to create Deepfakes but you’re gonna wanna do that in secret.

Checking Thefap.net For More STDs!

    I was highly disappointed with the amount of Ads that I have had to fight in the short amount of time that I have been on this site. If I come to a site for porn content then the last thing that I want to do is beat Ads, I came to beat my meat! I didn’t like the way that their homepage looks as well. They display pictures like it’s Instagram but on Instagram, it’s far easier to find hot women. Thefap.net is mostly filled with trolls with tits.

    Since I was highly disappointed with everything that I saw, I went to their menu to find their Top models by likes. If anything can save this site from my disapproval then it has to be this part of it. The first model I noticed here looked like she was waiting for her Prince Charming to kiss her and turn her into a princess. I made sure to skip her and go for the model with her nipples sticking out like bullets.

    She ended up being as disappointing as getting head from a pretty bitch that manages to only use her teeth and no tongue. The pictures that were slowly loading finally showed me the model’s pictures. And they have as much sex appeal as watching your grandmother doing a strip show. If this girl was among the top models then both I and my dick are starting to get scared of the models in the regular section.

    I am giving this site one more chance to impress me or I’ll find an obese person to stick the site in his or her ass so that I’ll be sure that it’ll never see the daylight again. I tried to find a new model to judge but I had to go another round with an Ad. Even though I am the great and mighty Pornguy, I have my limits too. And I don’t want to spend even half a second here anymore on this site!

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of TheFap.net

    If you’re one of those people who have a thing for self-torture and would whip yourself like a madman before getting a boner, then this site is for you. This site was hellish and I don’t think I would be visiting here even if they were gonna bribe me with the open pussy of my favorite celebrity. I found the site hard to use and the women that are there aren’t even worth the stress. This site gets a solid non-recommendation from me!