SunPorno Massage Review
~ Pros ~
Videos and photos are available
~ Cons ~
❌ Almost zero playback options
❌ Average to poor content quality
❌ Less than 6K videos
❌ Lousy content sorting options
❌ Hideous site design
❌ Extremely wack update schedule
I have heard of people spreading their legs and sunning their bare asses as a sort of wellness mumbo jumbo. Of course, that is their business, but what I do not understand is the correlation between the sun and porno that the Sunporno.com site owner must have been acquainted with. Is the fella a sun fucker, or does he routinely disvirgin barely-legal high school thots on some of the most sun-kissed hills to be had in California and Nevada? Well, that is his business, so long as he does not bring that sun-poking pecker of his anywhere near my sisters!
Now, here is my Sunporno Massage review and it sure is a sun-kissed beauty!
Fuck The Sun In Its Shiny Butt!
Sunporno is basic asf and not in a good way. The site design uses a lot of black, with a blood-red header atop the page that makes the whole thing look hideous. It would have been best if black was used all through, and a Light Mode feature would have been awesome. So, if you are into porn sites with mood-changing looks, then Sunporno certainly is not for you and I would that wager my grandma’s bottom looks prettier than it!
Now, the Sunporno massage XXX section has a basic search bar at the top and this can be used to search for both images and videos. I used this feature to look for massage XXX images, but my search only turned up a single image gallery titled Amai Liu Happy Ending Massage, and this contains nearly a hundred images. Heard of the chick? She’s thin, petite and pretty, has no breast or ass, and makes a good living swallowing boners that are bigger than her head and putting angry woodies into her tight snatch. How her vagina is still in one shape is what I have no hope of explaining!
Sorting options in the massage XXX page include a string of related search terms at the right. Featured are search terms like Massage Babe, Massage Room, Massage Teen, and MILF Massage. Plus pull-down menus atop the massage page also lets you sort content by quality, date, rating, number of views, and duration.
And by the way, Sunporno has just 5,963 massage XXX videos and that makes it the site with the fewest number of massage XXX videos that I have been to this year. These less than 6K porn videos are on 20 pages and given how little the massage porn here is, you could say that the site admins on Sunporno are either too busy polishing their booties under the sun, or do not give a sun-blessed fuck about massage XXX.
Got your ad-blocker working? Well, Sunporno has a way around that. What I mean is that there are ads at the bottom of the massage XXX page and elsewhere too and they stay there regardless of how you might hate their presence and how loudly you might wish to berate your ad-blocker for not getting rid of them. Apart from distracting ads, the bottom of the page hosts links to the community, FAQ, Terms and Conditions, DMCA, and other stuff and is mostly worth visiting.
Horny In The Sun!
20 pages is not a lot by any measure and there’s no hardcore wanking expert who can’t watch that much content in a couple of weeks or so. Exactly why Sunporno thought that 20 pages of massage XXX are all we need to get our rocks off is what I have no explanation for.
Video runtime is however better than on most sites, with around half of the massage XXX exceeding 10 minutes. The content thumbnails are small, square, and equipped with preview features. The title and runtime, as well as the rating, are all detailed and nearly all videos are professional products, rather than amateur-created material.
Well, I thought my days of being shocked were behind me, but I should have known better! The shocking event I witnessed had to do with the frequency of content updates on Sunporno. See, at the time of this review, the newest content was from around a week ago and there was only 1 new video for that week. There was also no new content in the second week, 1 new content in the third week, and 1 new content in the 4th week.
And yeah, this bullshit content update schedule seems to be standard policy, rather than a blip on the radar. If you are a Sunporno fan and a massage XXX fan, then better expect a handful of new content each month, though the content update frequency seems to have markedly worsened starting from 4 months ago and I have no idea why. For sure this site does not seem to know anything about the importance of content update frequency and someone should take them to court for failing to meet expectations!
Now, fancy some top-rated massage XXX content? Sample titles in the top-rated category include Brunette Cutie Gets Oiled Up and Fucked On Massage Table, Big Butt MILF Rides A Rod on the Massage Table, Stud Is Giving Nice-Looking Babe A Fleshly Massage, Hot Boobs Massage Drives Her Crazy and Curvy Asian Girl Rides Dick After Massage On Hidden Cam.
I checked out Sexy Masseur Katrina Jade Gives Massage and Pussy Banged. It is a 5-minutes long MassageMyFantasy.com production that had Katrina Jade showering with a hung black dude. She is a slim and pretty girl with a bubble butt and some body art. They make out and she chows down his cock and rides him, before being put on her back and fucked to the point you can hear her mama beg for a cessation of BBC-killing hostilities!
Then there’s Anal Massage XXX. This was from Team Skeet and on show was a young lass who goes to her masseuse, only to get a pussy rub. Soon enough she is fucking the masseuse and he’s giving her asshole and cunt hole the extreme massaging she came for!
So, playback options on Sunporno massage XXX are extremely limited. You cannot adjust the playback quality or speed, but you can share content on varied social media, and if you are logged in you can rate videos and add them to your playlist. And no, there is no direct download link.
What I Think Of Sunporno Massage
Average quality content, very limited sorting and playback options, plus less than 6K massage XXX videos all make Sunporno a hella attractive choice to all massage XXX lovers out there. Just kidding! I would give Sunporno Massage XXX 2/10 and there’s as much sense in bookmarking it as there is in fucking a freshly caught tilapia right in its bony ass!