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SpankBang.com

    The book of sex says that you gotta spank that pussy before you can bang the bejesus out of it and that is only right and proper! If you are confused as to how this is done, a site like Spankbang might well set you right and give you the skills you need to make the local girls get all creamy down there when they see you looking right through their clothes and licking your chops!

     Here is my Spankbang.com review. Say a bad word about it and you are going over my knee and getting the spirit of disobedience spanked out of your banging bottom!

First Comes The Spank…

    Spankbang has a very ordinary homepage design that’s indistinguishable from the millions of other XXX sites out there. There’s a sort of grey background color and most of the real estate is filled with small image thumbnails that play previews of their videos whenever your cursor sits above them.

    The control options are at the top of the page and this includes a search bar, login and register options, and language options, plus options that permit switching from straight to gay or trans XXX. Registering is free and enables the loading of content and subscribing to the content of others, plus other goodies.

    Videos, Trending, New, TV, Categories, Pornstars, and Offers are the main tabs here, and below them are options that direct you to the newest, trending, upcoming, and popular content, as well as content of varied quality and length. There are a few tags/categories atop the main video page and their existence makes little sense when there’s a Category tab that’s supposed to be doing their job.

    Next to these tags/categories is a kind of bubble. Clicking it lets you change your Spankbang country direction. Like you can change from whatever country-oriented content that you are currently watching to another one of your choice. Such a feature is found on many other XXX sites and makes it possible for wankers to have fun with different kinds of content that’s oriented towards people of other nationalities.

    Ignore the Offer tab. Clicking it just takes you to Pure Taboo, an Adult Time channel. The TV tab has a small selection of TV channels showing specific categories of XXX, like spooning, cowgirl, doggy, and missionary.
As regards XXX stars, there are thousands of pornstars in the Pornstar tab and they all have an extremely brief bio. You can search through these XXX stars alphabetically too.

Spanking New Videos

    There are no image galleries here, just in case you are the kind of fella who likes to stare at photos of nude women while riding the metro or hard at work earning your daily bread. Videos on the site are plentiful and updates happen many times a day. And one thing to be applauded is the fact that there are a good number of full-length videos, with the average runtime being something like 20+ minutes.

    The videos here are the usual collection of smut to be found anywhere else. Nothing I have seen about them got me amazed enough to shout hallelujah loud enough to push down the walls of my compound!

    If you are interested, the Popular videos section has content titles like Group Fun, Black Mommas, PAWG Baby, Huge Tits and Ass, and Big Dick For A Phat Ass. The latter is 11 minutes long and features a chick with a fat ass and a juicy pair of big tits called Cristal Lust. In the video, she shakes her dress-clad massive bottom while washing dishes at the sink. Her guy comes in, slaps and fondles that bootylicious booty, eats it like it’s his favorite dinner, pulls out his cock, and starts pumping oil.

    A while later, she turns around so you can see her big tits and fat cunt. The latter has to be one of the fattest I have ever mentally fingered! Anyway, once she turns around he fucks her from the back while her breasts jiggle in your face. I got to wondering what it would feel like to slip a nice bit of chicken-fried steak and veggies between the lips of Cristals’ snatch and have this hamburger served on a plate for breakfast!

    After a few minutes of getting fucked from the back, Cristal turns around and kind of wraps her legs around her partner, and the two get to fucking and grunting. The video ends with him pouring his seed on her jiggly derriere and at no time were the faces of these two fuckers visible.

    I have never heard of or seen Cristal Lust in action before, but after the video I watched, I was compelled to put her in the top 10 of my wanking list. Nothing would make me happier this Christmas than for Santa to somehow carry her down my chimney and tie her to the big Christmas tree I have ready in my living room! I checked around and she has other videos on Spankbang and these too could use some wanking attention.

    Now, there are a good number of 720p videos on the site, as well as full HD ones. Video quality during playback is user-adjustable.

    Options during video playback include a picture-in-picture effect, plus a fullscreen mode. You can also control content playback speed and upvote or downvote videos even if you aren’t logged in or a member here. But other options like adding content to your list of favorites and bookmarking it for later watching are members-only.

    I don’t like the video pages here. They are simply too crowded. See, when you click a video to play it, the video will open on a new page and be shown at the top of your screen. Below are video image thumbnails that let you skip to any point in time, plus similar content uploaded by the same person and ads for the Spankbang live cam site.

    Tags, categories, and related content not uploaded by the video uploader whose content you are watching are also in evidence and this results in video pages looking unappealing. But that could be just me.

What I Think of SpankBang

    I tried a lot to love Spankbang, but I just can't. Everything about it is just average and there's no single redeeming or knockout feature that you can confidently point to.

    It's not that bad, but it is not that good either and not worth your time in my opinion.