SP411

SP411

    Is it a missile, a secret government project, or the code name for the alien race that will show up next weekend and turn mankind into giant pussies ripe for intergalactic fuckathons? Not exactly, chums. SP411 is merely a forum focused on escort ads and escort reviews and for sure it is one of the most misnamed sites I have come across in my dedicated pussy-wrecking life!
Here is my SP411.cc review and y’all better believe that reading it and weeping like a stunned vagina is a matter of life and death!

Escort Cunt Helps You Make Sense Of Life!

    SP411 is an ad-filled mess and you need a level of patience exceeding that of Job and all the saints if you are to stay long on a messed-up site like this. Don’t got no patience? Well then, this escort Canadian site will make you grind your teeth to nubs and curse your asshole for not coming in a square shape in no time at all!

    Anyway, this is the section where I talk about escort rates, so pay attention please and make sure your wallet is loaded with cash! One chick who calls herself Eva D’Esire and lives in Ontario is asking for 250, 350, 500, 650, and 950 for 30 minutes, an hour, 90 minutes, 2 hours, and 3 hours of her time respectively. That’s 186, $261, $372.8, $484, and $708 in American dollar bills.

    Eva is a curvy BBW blonde who is very much willing to travel all over the world and connect her cunt to clients’ cocks. She does it with single men and couples too and I would recommend her if you need your face sat on and your nose squashed!

    Like your fuck companions a little more trim? Then there’s Jessica Rabbit and at the moment I am unsure whether the rabbit fuck style is named after her or not! But she sure is hotter than a gas fire in summer!

    Jessica is a 23-year-old Polish Canadian with a surgically enhanced chest and a 50-inch booty that looks as natural as a stiletto through the heart! From her pictures, I would say that getting her ass clapping in a doggy-style jackhammer cunt crusher should be something every guy with an upstanding boner in Canada should aspire to! She charges 120 CAD for a quickie, 160 CAD for a half hour, and 300 CAD for an hour, with that translating to $89, $119, and $223.7 respectively.

    Randee Cooper comes next. She has a website and is a 5’1” hottie with small tits and what looks like a pussy that is fat enough to give a double burger a case of jealousy! Her butt is a thing of joy, beauty, and contentment and she charges 150 CAD for a half hour, 200 CAD for a 45-minute session, 250 CAD for an hour, 350 CAD for 90 minutes, and 450 CAD for 2 hours. That’s $111.8, $149, $186, $261, and $335 in greenbacks.

    Now, the sluts here sure are expensive on average. Best believe that they charge more than American escorts and it is not like they are special, elite, or have pussies covered in gold leaf and diamonds. Fuck ‘em!

Fuck It Enough To Make That Pussy Sing!

    It bears reiterating for the gazillion time that SP411.cc is a convoluted mess and it takes ages to figure out how things work here. The escorts on the site can be found on the forum page. Just check out the stuff that’s in the SP411 Nationwide box and you will find enough escorts there to make you think all the girls in the world must at one time have had their cunts on sale!

    There are however tons of old escort threads and very few new ones. Though these threads are arranged by date, there are no other sporting options, which means if you want to check out escorts with blonde locks, and shaven cunts who only offer blowjobs in Montreal, then you are shit out of luck.

    Even worse, there ads on the homepage and everywhere else. These blink endlessly, occupy a lot of space, grow increasingly annoying and cannot be turned off even if your ad blocker is on. Escort profiles are also not that well written or attractively arranged, though most are reasonably detailed.

    As regards quality, the sluts here are average in the main, and my right-hand looks prettier than a few!

A Very Dated Fuck This Is!

    SP411.cc looks like it got shat out in 1999 and has not seen a lick of paint or much improvement since! The many ads here are the first thing that grabs and holds your attention and escaping from them is as possible as getting gravity to leave you alone!

    Sure, ads are necessary to run a forum like this, but the sheer amount of blinking ads on show is rabidly over-the-top and more annoying than getting fucked in the ass with a broadsword in a snowstorm! Apart from the annoying ads, most of the main tabs on this escort Canada site are direct ad links and that too is more annoying than your chick cheating on you with your granddad and sitting on his face during Thanksgiving dinner!

    There were 565 users online at the time of this review, as well as 535 guests. For all I know, these people are fucking each other behind the scenes and have yet to issue an invite to yours truly!

    Anyway, with SP411 being a forum, you can ask questions on almost any topic in the different threads and there does not seem a niche or subject left uncovered. Site features are very much inadequate though and spam is not in direct evidence. But for sure a site like this takes some getting used to.

What I Think Of SP411

    Honestly, I would rather eat donkey dick than a visit or even think about this site again. Like I have said a million and one times, it is a mess of biblical proportions and I have no idea why it is still up and running.

    In conclusion, while SP411 clearly has some uses, there’s absolutely no reason to bookmark or even visit it, any more than there’s a reason to go on a date to a solid waste processing factory!