Shrmha

Shrmha.com

    Today, I’m invading the world of Arab porn with my Shrmha.com review. We aren’t coming here to look for oil or shawarmas, we are looking for smut and we won’t stop drilling until we strike high-quality smut.

    Being on a site like this is not new to me but it’s probably new for a lot of you so you’re gonna need to bring a scarf for the dust and hope to shoot cum out of dick holes instead of sand by the end of this.

Camel Toes And Middle Eastern Hoes!

    I’m not one to judge a book by its cover but looking at this site’s homepage, I can’t help but judge the shit out of it. It looks like someone farted up this site while riding a camel. The women in the thumbnails look nothing like porn stars and more like soccer moms that have some free time to explore their horniness. So, cast away all hopes of seeing skinny models with toned bodies and prepare for a world of potbellied ladies.

    The men themselves don’t look like supermodels either. I saw more hairy chests than I signed up for. It’s hard to see how I am gonna warm up to this site in any way. We’ll just have to see how it goes. From what you can probably already tell, the content on this site was made to please Arabs so you’re not likely to find any Western porn. I would look but I doubt I’ll find any at all.

    I searched for “Blonde” and there was not even a single video posted. That would be unthinkable on a western porn site like Pornhub where the videos of blonde bitches would be a dime a dozen. So, yeah, don’t expect to see any western porn here. I’ll try and get into the local content but I can’t promise it’ll feel good to watch since there isn’t gonna be a lot of creativity.

    I began the journey of finding a video to watch on the site so I’ll get to see just how bad or manageable the site’s content can be. It was difficult to find the right video. So, at this point, I am closing my eyes and I will choose any that my finger lands on.

    My fingers landed on a soccer mom that looked like she was having a good time. I guess this is what I have to watch now then.

Don’t Get Sand In Your Dickhole!

    Loading a video on this site is the equivalent of sticking a long pin in your dick. I was bombarded with enough Ads and I couldn’t call for Air Assistance because the site didn’t let me move from that spot as it showed me even more Ads than before. This is something you’re gonna have to watch out for if you want to torture yourself by coming to this site for your wanking session.

    I finally gave up on watching the video because, from the look of things, I would’ve had to wait till camels learned to fly before getting to watch the porn video. At this point, I don’t think there is any reason I am still on the site apart from giving it one last chance to impress me. If I am not impressed I would have no choice but to throw some dynamite into the site and light that bitch up with a smile on my face.

    You’ll find it hard to navigate through this site. Not because the site comes in Arabic, but because the people that created the site were probably high on lots of hashish and crystal meth when they designed it. It can get confusing as shit when you try to find the section showing the type of smut you’re ready to see.

    The next video didn’t inspire a lot of confidence either. It still features another woman who looks like a soccer mom and a hairy guy who looks like he is sex-starved. I tried for a little while to get the video to play but I was hit with a brick wall that didn’t let me get past it. Instead, I was shown more Ads till I finally tapped out. I will certainly not be visiting this site again even if I was threatened with an armed bazooka.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Shrmha

    I have met worse sites than this one but since this one is still fresh in my memory, it now holds the title of the worst porn site I’ve been on. I don’t even feel like wasting any more words on this site because it is not deserving of anything at all. I want the runners of the site to give their heads a shake so they’ll see if there was a brain in their heads when they created the site. The site gets no recommendation from me!