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    A while back, chicks with dicks were about as rare as convincing the tapeworms in a sushi-loving thot to leave her well alone by fucking her asshole with an over-the-knee cock on the daily! Shit like that can be traumatizing to primitive life forms!

    As I was saying, chicks with dicks used to be pretty rare. But they are all up in our faces these days, proudly showing off their bazungas and looking around for the lucky fella whose eye they can pop out with cocks you could swear had a more than passing resemblance to transmission towers! Thankfully, today is not the day to hold forth on shemale cock length. Instead, what I am gonna do is review a shemale porn site by the name of Shemales Tube.

    Here is my ShemalesTube.com review, fellas. Read it and weep if there’s a shemale pornstar you wanna give the bloody ass-stretching treatment soonest!

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    ShemalesTube.com has that standard porn site look-down cold. The design is something we have all seen a million and a quarter times and there are no colors or elements that jump out at you, yell to be noticed, and give love bites to your ass if you let them!

    This place has lotsa of colorful content thumbnails though and they are the first things your eyeballs catches on. The second thing you tend to notice is that just about everyone in these thumbnails have dicks and knee knockers at that!

    For site features, this place makes do with login and sign up options at the top right, beneath which is a language menu. Just a trio of languages is supported though and that’s not much, and yet not something to be dismissed out of hand.

    The far left is the more stacked part and it hosts a basic search, plus a few tabs, as well as a vertical list that lets you check out porn stars, paysites, tags, and shemale XXX channels, plus most recent, most favorite, most popular, most commented, full length, most viewed and top upvoted content. About the only thing you won’t find there is a gold-plated invite from the taxman asking why you are refusing a detailed counting of your arse hairs!

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    All right, let’s go for a detailed dive into the site features. The main tabs are Home, Videos, Pictures, Tags, Pornstars, and Playlists and you can register for free.

    Registration grants you the ability to create playlists, add content to your list of favorites, upload content, and even directly message other members and add them as friends. The whole thing gives off a Facebook kind of vibe, but for sure, the kind of friends you make here are not the type you are gonna invite to a family cookout! And if you are thinking of finding someone to fall in love with on a site like this, I gotta tell you about a bridge down in Appalachia that’s available for a steal!

    Do note that when you register for free here, they will try to charm you into shelling out for a premium membership that comes with limitless downloads, high-quality and exclusive content, and no ads. That will set you back $4.95 for a month, $12.95 for 3 months, and $29.95 for a year, which sounds reasonable enough. But that’s gonna be hard if you are like me and would rather swallow a live frog than shell out for porn and poon. Or is it dick and more dick in this case?

    Now, the Playlists page hosts playlists created by site members and these are sorted by the newest by default. Pornstars on the Pornstars page can however be sorted by age, rating, number of videos or views, hair and eye color, ethnicity, breast size, dick length, and alphabetically. For curiosity purposes, I clicked the “Huge” option in the dick size category but got no search results. “Big” also got nada. But “Average” got like 5 results and that does not make much sense.

    Anyway, the rest of the main tabs do what they say on the tin, with the Tags tab being the entryway to a multi-page and very extensive collection of tags and the Pictures tab boasting enough hi-res images to charm me into a threesome with a couple of leprechauns! Images are zoomable and downloadable by right clicking. Plus they can be sorted by tag, popularity, rating, newness, randomness, and pornstar. So, if you were to click the Pornstars tab, scroll down, and click on a certain Adriana Chechik, you would find album titles like Squirting Adriana Chechik, TS Playground Sex Scenes, and T-Girl Fucks XXX Star Adriana Chechik.

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    A good number of the goodies here are labeled as being in HD. Plus there’s a decent number of full-length cum pleasers!

    I went hunting on the top-rated videos section and found titles like Teen Shemale Korra Del Rio Wants A Black Cock Now, Horny Spencer Fucks Brazilian Shemale Tiffany, White Guy and Latina Shemale Deep Anal Fucking, Hot Asian Tranny Venus Lux Fucks Big Ass MILF Siren de Mer, Yasmin Lee Fucks Sub Male and Hot Blonde TS Nina Lawless Fucks Katrina Jade. The Yasmin Lee shoot had a 34-minute runtime and had been watched over 300,000 times at the time of this review.

    It began with Yasmin and her beau having a sit-down interview in what looked like a medical bay. The interview lasts over 4 minutes and next, we are supposed to believe that Yasmin got a special kind of treatment that gave her almost superhuman powers. She then infiltrates an enemy weapons depot and spends the next 20 minutes feeding a poor guard her cock, sucking his ass, and stuffing her condom-clad woody into his booty hole. The whole thing was kinda enjoyable, but only if you are prepared to suspend logic and commonsense.

    As for Spencer and the Brazilian shemale, they sure had a lot of fun in 35 minutes. By the way, this particular Latina shemale was a very good-looking one, with a bubble butt, a nice front end, and a pretty face. Hell, in a smoky room filled with thots, you would have a very hard time picking her out as a chick with a dick. In the video, both kiss and get nude and the Latina gets a cock wiggling around in her ass for a long time. She’s a good rider too and a doggy style fuck with her seems able to take care of whatever depressive episode you might be having!

    Now, no playback issues were experienced at the time of this review. And videos ostensibly advertised as HD seem to be 480p at best. Plus nothing here is dated.

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    So, it seems you gotta pay to watch stuff in HD here. Yeah, while other sites are offering full HD and 4K videos for free, Shemales Tube wants you to put your hand in your pocket and pony up some moolah to watch non-exclusive HD content. That’s some cheek they have there and it ain’t clapping for Jesus!

    I cannot recommend Shemales Tube. Not unless you have a shemale nude fetish and wanna download lotsa free picture albums.