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SexyFuckGames Review

~ Pros ~

Free

Lots of enjoyable and engaging games

~ Cons ~

❌ Ads

❌ Some games are not the full version

❌ Terrible site design

❌ Lack of user options

❌ Games take a while to load and some do not load at all

SexyFuckGames.com

    Life is all a game, brethren and sex is one of the rewards. Oh well, I’m sure y’all know I tend to sound philosophical at the start of my reviews, and here is me acting according to expectations!

    Now, the site under review today is SexyFuckGames.com. It is an adult game site where you are supposed to play the kind of games that gets your woody ascending to the sky and growing bigger by the second as it sights the gateway to paradise!

    Here’s my SexyFuckGames.com review. Read it and keep in mind that life is still a game and I am the horny referee who’s here to make sure that you all play by the rules!

Disaster Number One

     Ever seen the aftermath of a tornado? If you haven’t, you should look at the SexyFuckGames homepage and see an approximation!

    This homepage is ad-filled, with logic and reason apparently not being used in its setup, composition and arrangement. It also looks very ordinary, with a background color of white and nothing in view to catch and hold the attention. On a scale of 1-10, I would give the site 1 and a half, or 2 if I am feeling very generous.

    The site logo is at the left of the homepage and is a girl with big tits dressed in a red shirt. Now and then she lifts the shirt so you can see how much flesh she’s carting around in her bra and that’s a truckload if not more!

    The middle of the homepage is taken up by the site games and there are 100 pages of these to play with. At the far left is a search bar and there are tags underneath it like hentai, furry, anime, and 3D, plus sorting options that direct you to the sexiest games, and random games. The right of the homepage is not empty. Hosted there is a list of XXX game sites, plus a few sex games I have never heard of.

    Now, SexFuckGames has been in existence since 2005. That is almost 2 decades and more than enough time for the guys running it to have understood what was required and devised ways to clean up the site and make it super attractive. Instead, it is boring and sub-par, not to mention ad-filled and there’s no obvious reason why.

    Oh well! Perhaps the site admins delight in mediocrity and are too busy wanking every hour to bother about updates of most kinds. Yeah, that could be it and the reason why wanking can be bad for you!

XXX Games Are Fun

    I am not that much of a gamer, but the few XXX games I have played have been plenty of fun. And yeah, they do make me harder than a rusty barn nail, and when I am like that my reviews suffer in quality!

    So, as I said, there are 100 pages of games on SexyFuckGames. Each game image thumbnail is tiny, and just the name is indicated. There are no apparent XXX categories that can be used to sort through these games, but tags can be used for the purpose and they are present at the left of the site homepage.

    Sample titles include Cursed Overload, The Legend of the Spirit Orbs, Pussy Hentai, Slave Hunter, Guess Pole, and Strip and Fuck Zelda Cowgirl Vol 1.2. Poor Zelda. She’s one of the most popular video game characters and her holes are always being stretched wider than her creators intended on different XXX games!

    Yeah, the above Zelda game was the first one I checked out here and that was only dictated by my need to make sure the lass was not fucked beyond her capacity to bear! This game was built on the Unity engine and took a while to load and then refused to load beyond a specific point. So, I searched for other Zelda games with the search bar and hit upon a few.

    One of these was the Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Fuck. It tells the tale of Link who seduced poor Zelda with the Song of Sex and married her. And he keeps his lute and lyrics in a forest. Or at least he tried to, because on his way to hide the magic lute it gets stolen out of his hands. So, he goes searching for it, fucking sluts aplenty on the way. And yeah, this guy is hung for sure and it is hard not to pity Zelda on her wedding night! Unfortunately, this particular game is a demo and you have to go to Meet And Fuck Games to get the full version.

    The next one I played was titled Legend of Zelda: Song of Sex. You don’t like Zelda? Tough tit and merry slit to you too!

    This game too is mostly about Link, with Zelda being represented as an overly titty-blessed young lady who thinks she and Link do not belong together because he does not have royal blood. So he goes in search of a magical lute that is said to make everyone who hears it incredibly horny. On this adventure, he fucks girls aplenty, in both their cunts and assholes till he cums or they squirts. Again, the full version of this video is not available on SexyFuckGames.com.

    Now, games here are text-based, and options are given that allow some leeway on how to proceed. Games cannot however be played in fullscreen, but they have a brief description and can be rated. For some reason, not every game can be played and not all have the full version that can be unreservedly accessed on SexyFuckGames.com.

What I Think of SexyFuckGames

    Sadly, SexyFuckGames does not cut it. The site and its games are not good enough, though they should be satisfactory if you are popping in for a quick visit.

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