~ Pros ~
Jacked with stuff and free
Dope sorting options
~ Cons ~
❌ Crowded homepage
❌ Some pretty wack videos and images
❌ Unclear update frequency
All I'm good for is stuffing my face, writing, wet-dreaming like a lord, and wanking when the right kind of snatch wanders my way. And I am writing this review because stuff like that is all I am good for and because getting a paycheck is as dear to me as virgin pussy left alone all night and eaten leisurely at dawn well before the owner can wake up to empty her bladder!
Now, here is my Sextvx.com review. Get to reading and throw me some hot kisses!
Sex On TV, Boners On IV!
Boners don’t get intravenous therapy on a normal basis. Not unless they foolishly tangled with pussies bigger than them and got rekt. In that case, they do need all the care a friendly nurse can give and can be expected to go out on the morrow and show them bottomless pussies who’s boss once and for all! That’s the weed talking, fellas!
So, it was love at first sight when I logged into Sextvx.com! Or almost! The design is classic and stark, with white as the background color and a homepage that’s too filled with tiny content thumbnails. But for all that, it looks good and content sorting options are scattered here and there. The background color is even changeable, with options at the top right letting you switch from light to dark mode, easy as pie.
There’s a pretty normal site logo at the top left, and a search bar with text on it that states that this site has over 1.5 million videos, plus login/sign-up buttons at the top right. The 1.5 million video thingy seems believable, but you better have a pinch of salt nearby whenever you come across claims like these. There’s also a search bar at the left side of the homepage, below which is a vertical listing of categories, while above are video sorting options.
As for membership, you can sign up for free here, and will be required to put down your date of birth and tick boxes saying you acknowledge being over 18 and know fully well that a site like this is focused on delivering eye-wateringly naughty content to eyeballs and boners alike! Click yes and they will send off a confirmation email your way. Clicking the email link confirms your membership and you will be able to upload stuff, add even more stuff to your playlist, and subscribe to whatever fap material you fancy.
You looking at me? Then let’s talk about tabs. Videos, Categories, Pornstars, Pictures, Profiles, Sex Stories, and Live Sex are the main tabs on show and most of these have pull-down menus for more delicate access. The Live Sex tab for some reason does not work as intended. The first click on this tab will open a page full of the most popular live cam chicks on Sextvx.com. But a subsequent click that’s meant to take you to the live feed of these twats does not work. I have no idea why and won’t expend more than a cupful of brainpower trying to figure out what might be the cause of the problem.
8,672 pages. That’s the number of sex stories on this site. With each page hosting 20 sex stories, the total number of porn tales here, with titles like Ashley's Pooch Style, Meeting Amy, Little Girl Slut, I Didn't Mean To Kill My Girlfriend, and Sex Diaries: Step Sister is almost 200K. That’s not bad at all considering that the first sex stories on Sexstv.com were published in January 2020.
Are we still on the matter of tabs? Okay! The Profiles tab is up next and this is a members area where you can check out other members. You can subscribe to the feed of any member, but direct messages between members are not supported. The stuff in the Pictures tab runs to an incredible 142 pages. There are high-fidelity images here by the ton, with album titles like Brunette Gets Fucked, Maid For Creampie, Addicted To Cumming, Banging Bosom, and Underskirt Surprise waiting to tempt you into opening them up. Stuff in this section can be viewed in slideshow and a double-tap will zoom them nicely. They all also have download links, and these usually lead to sites where the same or similar images can be gawped at.
As for the other tabs, the Pornstars tab has nearly a hundred pages filled with pornstars. These sluts lack bios, but there is no doubting the eagerness with which they spread their legs! Content in the Categories tab is similarly profuse, ranging from Amateur, Anal, Latin, and MILF to Oiled and POV, while the video tab has a pull-down menu with content sorting superpowers.
How’s the Sex?
Sex should be a very commonplace event, but it is just amazing how happy it can make us feel and how aroused it can make us feel watching the neighbors doing it! Something is missing in the equation for sure!
So, like on most other pornsite pages, the Sextvx.com homepage has different kinds of content to appeal to the widest possible viewers who get off on different things. The popular and trending videos come first here, with content image thumbnails of the most viewed stars like Pink Pussy, Kenna James, and London River coming next. Recommended stuff, last added videos, recommended pornstar, and trending categories fill up the rest of the screen. What this means is that you are bound to see a lot of funky things when performing the very simple act of browsing from the top to the bottom of this homepage.
There was a video I liked here titled Blonde Wanks Her Ass And Pussy Holes HD. It was taken from Cam4Free.com and featured was a rather lovely, slim, and oval-faced blonde with some body art. She had tiny tits and a lush twat that she dug into with a massive dildo. And oh, she also fucked her asshole with a toy, and just looking at her I know we belong together! Be expecting a wedding invite soon!
Videos on Sextvx max out at HD or Full HD quality and you can adjust both playback speed and quality as you like. But there are quite a lot of videos of 240-480p quality. Rating, sharing, and commenting on videos is doable, and each video comes with multiple screenshots worth ogling. As for the content update frequency, Sextvx is saying they are doing the impossible by uploading tens of thousands of new videos every day. That is bullshit in the most bullshitting way possible! And oh, videos are on average 6 minutes long, which is 20 minutes too small in my book!
What I Think of Sextvx
Sextvx is like that old pair of tennis shoes you got under your bed that you never clean and only bring out when you have dirty and unglamorous jobs to do. The site is functional, but unable to compete with the big boys and there’s an average stamp on it so bold you can see it from space!
Would I recommend it? Nope. Life is short and your cock deserves the best fapping experience that makes it feel loved to bits! So, knock yourself out on other sites with better content and more musical names. Have at it fellas!