SexGames

SexGames.cc

    So, what do you name a site that’s all about sex games? Like do you give it a properly intriguing name or do you just call it SexGames.cc because you can’t be bothered to waste brain cells thinking up a sweet name? The answer to that question has long been answered by the fella running SexGames.cc and judging by the site name and look, he has to be the biggest unimaginative asshole in the history of assholedom!

    Anyway, here’s my SexGames.cc review. Read it and go look for the nicest bubble butt on your street that wants your face imprinted on it!

Game Her Out Of Her Britches!

    Got a cannon at home? I might need to borrow that and intend using it to shoot the designer of SexGames.cc right where he pees. Yeah, I’m gonna take that gun in my right hand of freedom, take his cock in the other hand, make sure my bullet will travel up his urethra, and then pull the trigger. That would be a righteous cock kill!

    As to why I hate the fella, well, he has to be a moron. Due to that lazy duck fucker, SexGames.cc looks like a mid-90s vintage site, and not in a good way. It has to be one of the most dated XXX sites my poor eyeballs have been to this year and sites like that make me mad because it does not cost a fortune to create porn sites that drown your eyeballs in color, style, and the like.

    Anyway, at the top of the homepage is a logo that looks like an ad for the latest James Bond movie. It shows a slut in a purple dress holding a gun in that iconic Bond pose and she looks the type to jam that pistol into her butthole and then invite you to fuck her pussy hard enough to dislodge the gun in her asshole! She has big tits too and what would I give to be slapped with them after eating a silver platter of chicken-fried-steak!

    Two-thirds of the screen real estate is taken up by game thumbnails with tiles like Slime Outbreak, Lewd Strips, Cummy Bender, The Elder Screws, Flush Them Both, Armor Girls, Cursed Overlord, Making Love to Elsa, and Street Poker Ace. These thumbnails are arranged three per row when there’s more than enough space for one extra row. To the right of them is a trio of links to sex sites and porn game sites, plus a list of tags, sex game sources, and top XXX game sites.

    The bottom one-third of the homepage hosts a list of the best sex games and recently played sex games. The best same games are direct links to a slew of sex game sites and they aren’t worth checking out.

It’s Just A Game Till I Shove It In!

    Played Grand Theft Auto? Well, there just happens to be a sex game based on it that’s titled Grand Fuck Auto and it has almost as much gratuitous violence as the original.

    The game begins with texts popping up on the screen and you gotta click the Next button to get things moving. After some time spent reading screen dialogue and feeling like a fifth wheel, a new screen will load up and you will find yourself armed with a long-ass gun with an equally long-ass scope, and right before you are some cops who are not all that in a good mood because you and your crew just robbed a bank. You gotta shoot the cops with the gun in your hands, and there’s a joystick on the screen, plus a few other in-game buttons to help you in your killing mission. This game was a little too hardcore than I expected and after playing a few times I quit because the difficulty level was too much for a softie like me. Plus there weren’t any cunts on show anyway.

    From the slaughterhouse that was Grand Fuck Auto, I moved to Puzzy 3. This was a little bit like a puzzle game, with an image of nude chicks on the screen and a ceaselessly shrinking and expanding image that you are supposed to fit into image that’s on the screen. This might look easy, but it is a little bit like trying to put your dick into a heifer that’s madly galloping down a valley! I kept at it, before giving up, but games like these sure can make the most boring days interesting.

    Now, all games on SexGames are playable right on the site and there’s a detailed description of each on the page you play them on. You don’t have to do any downloading and worrying about unintentionally getting a Trojan or ransomware that’s gonna lock down your PC till you cough up plenty of Benjamins. And by the way, all the games here are very playable on mobile. In fact, they are a bit more enjoyable on mobile, but that could be just me.

    Plus I better note that the games on this site aren’t sex games per se. They are in the main creative versions of popular card games, puzzles, and the like. These games aren’t glossy eye candy masterpieces, and you are gonna have a lot of fun if you are okay with that.

    Playback options vary from game to game, but they are super intuitive and easy to figure out. Plus the detailed descriptions found in all games makes understanding the game and what it is all about easy as pie. And yeah, all games can be played in full screen and have audio. The visual quality is however very average.

What I Think Of SexGames

    While it does look like the ass end of an incontinent granny, SexGames does have some interesting games. The biggest advantage of these games is that while very simple, they do not require any downloads and are super-easy to figure out and enjoyable too.

    I can’t recommend SexGames till the site admin gets his head out of his ass and cleans/pretties it up. But it is worth a look.