SexAdvisor

SexAdvisor.com

    As old and perverted as y’all are, there’s no need at all for me to start spouting advice on sexual matters. Not that I have much advice to give seasoned pros like yourselves who can bang the antennas of a pregnant female ant in less time than it takes to pee and shake the woody clean!

    Now, there’s an escort site due for review today called Sex Advisor com. The name does not make much sense to me to be honest, since peeps are not going there for advice on sexual matters, but to find pussy they can drill in 32 ways till it starts bleeding without remorse! Here’s my SexAdvisor.com review and be sure to read it with a mind so open that an erect elephant dick can fall in!

Rate My Pussy!

    Kindly ignore the above header. For sure I don’t have any pussy to impress you all with and even if I did have something like that, there’s no way I am going to let y’all see and rate its depth, look, and performance.

    The rate the header refers to is what escorts on this sex advising site charge. Unfortunately or fortunately, there’s a bit of a problem in determining escort rates here. The first obstacle is that Sex Advisor com caters to a global clientele and is open to folks in many countries. Thus, what one chick takes in one godforsaken corner or South America might not be what a high-end escort in Vegas accepts for an evening of entertainment and all-around pussy atomizing!

    Secondly, there are no independent escorts on show to list their prices. The site instead focuses on escort agencies, nightclubs, brothels, swinger clubs, and stuff like that. Rates are listed, but what’s shown is a rough guide, with some nightclubs, brothels, and escort agencies having what they call starting prices, or even an entrance fee. Oh well!

Getting Sex Advice

    The way Sex Advisor is set up, you can use it very quickly and easily find naughty action near you. This includes bars, erotic massage places, brothels, swinger clubs, and more where nasty stuff is happening or about to happen. Almost every country of the world is covered and with just a few clicks you can easily find whatever you seek, so long as it is not an independent escort who wants you to take her to the alter and fuck an ovary out of her ear!

The site is well set up and designed by serious pros. It looks great too. The top of the homepage has text that tells you what Sex Advisor is all about and there are tabs a little way down that directs you to brothels, nightclubs, swing bars, erotic massage canters, escort agencies, and nudist centers all over the planet. Europe is the most heavily represented region though, which makes sense considering that most North Americans are often very straitlaced, while Europeans generally think nothing of taking off their clothes at a traffic stop and showing you their asshole on a whim!

    Below the main tabs are options that let you choose what appears on the homepage. For example, you can opt for brothels and nightclubs only to be on the page, or use a pull-down menu that is present there to sort homepage content by distance, title, popularity, and more. And lest I forget, the site automatically finds out your location when you log in and will use that to fill part of the homepage with content that pertains to your locale. Reviews are present, and there’s a map on each nightclub, bar, swinger club page that showcases their exact location. That might come in useful if you are an uptight lover of the most high and have a spare cruise missile you want to send to these places!

    A comprehensive list of countries is at the bottom of the page. This is alphabetically arranged and you can use this to search for stuff in these specific countries and their cities. A free registration link is also present there and this lets you become a member for free, with just your email and password being required for this monumental feat!

What I Think of SexAdvisor

    You really cannot use Sex Advisor to find independent escorts and that is its biggest fault. But if you are okay with using the site to read up on nightclubs, swinger clubs, massage parlors, and whatnot all over the planet, access their exact location, and read reviews about them when available, then Sex Advisor should be more than adequate.

    It is worth a solid recommendation and bookmarking for future use whenever you are new in an area and want to bury something hard and tingly into escort snatch, get your cock jerked hard by a masseur, party hard or go nude and let it all hand out among people of like mind.