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    What is the first rule of all? Why, it is to live a life that no penis before or after you can ever emulate! Do that and you will be a legend and have your image printed on currencies! It does help if you have an anaconda of impressive length. But if that is not possible, just be sure to use the snake nature equipped you with with exceptional skill and tenacity!

    Now, life sure is made up of rules, some of which you can only ignore to your detriment. But Rule 34 is no rule you need to concern yourself about, because it is the name of a toon site and forum with enough free content to drown you in a deluge of cartoon-inspired cum!

    Here’s my Rule34.XXX review. Read it and get weeping like a teen toon character being force-fed with some tasty horse dick!

Fuck The Rules All Ye People!

    The folks behind Rule 34 seem to have an eye on the finer things of life, plus a good sense of taste. The first time you are on the site, you get welcomed by a page with a background of lime green, and lounging at the top of this is a toon girl in undies. She’s wearing a mask though, which leads me to believe she’s not in the mood to suck anyone’s dick, or let someone’s balls rattle around in her mouth!

    Below this lass are Post, Comments, Forum, and My Account links and these lead you to where they say they do. A search bar comes next and it does seem eager to do some work and earn its keep. Type a word into this search bar and it will put out related stuff you can pick and choose from, while alerting you to how much there are of that particular genre. For example, I tried to input Superman into this search bar, but once I typed in S, related genres like Solo, Sex, Straight, and Smile appeared next to the search bar and I could if I wanted click on and browse through any of this.

    Now, just below the search bar on the Rule 34 homepage lies text to the effect that the site has over 4.5 million posts. That’s not too bad for a toon site that not too many know of.

All That Toon To Make You Swoon!

    If toon porn is what makes you happier than a clam that had to slide down the gullet of a chick like Kate Beckinsale or Moriah Mills, then you need to register on this site. Registration takes less than 30 seconds and is free.

    Just tap the My Account option on the homepage, and input your desired name and password, plus your email. The latter is not necessary though, but if you lose your password and your account does not have an email on file, you will have to register afresh or call a seer and ask about the password you forgot. By registering, you can send and receive messages, add content to your list of favorites, and more.

    Now, once you are on the Rule 34 homepage, you can dive straight into the action by clicking the Forum or Posts links. The Comment link is there too, just in case you want to know what people have been yakking about so far.

    I went to the forum first. It is quite active, with topics like Do Women Ask Men Out, Best Breeding Fantasy, Ruin Sex Using Only Star Wars Quotes and Weirdest Character You Would Have Sex With. The LGBTQ+ Hangout seems to be the most popular and active post here and it has more pages than I have the patience to count.

    But if you came here for toon porn rather than to argue with strangers, then the Post tab is what you need to visit with some urgency! This page is very crowded, with most of the screen real estate taken up by toon images and GIFs. You can click on these content to view them in a bigger size and comment on them too.

    There are plenty of tabs and links at the top and side of the Post page that perform content sorting options. You can use these tabs and options to search for and watch videos, upload content, check out site stats, tags, and characters, view content uploaded by varied artists, and far more. Videos on the site are generally a few seconds long and not of very high quality, but one-click downloads are enabled.

    The site stats I mentioned has details of the folks who are over-active on Rule 34. Like the top 10 taggers, posters, commentators, note editors, and more are listed here. But then no one is using their real name on a site like this, which means it is impossible to know who’s who.

What I Think of Rule34

    The biggest ick with this toon site is that it looks and feels too dated for a modern era like this and mostly deal in images. If you are willing to ignore that though, then there’s plenty on hand to amaze and impress, plus Rule 34 XXX has a name that’s more catchy than most.

    Overall, Rule 34 is good enough to get a recommendation from me and good enough to propel some cum out of you with some toon-crazed urgency!