RedTube

Redtube.com

    Roses are red, BBCs are huge, and you can suck me if you love me. Liked the rhyme? It’s my favorite and I learned it in kindergarten. Do I have the words mixed up? No matter!

    It’s time for another XXX site review and so, here’s my Redtube.com review. And may it give you all the motivation you need to kick Santa’s fat bottom as he’s sliding down your chimney this Christmas eve, on his way to slide a reindeer antler-tipped boner into the bottom of your significant other!

A Sea Of Red. Or Not!

    Given its name, I was kind of expecting this XXX site to have its homepage slathered in red. The reverse was the case though, with Redtube having a black background color that makes it look as cheerful as the headquarters of a funeral firm.

    The site design is extremely basic and I would call it dated. It lacks flash and the only colorful things on it are the many video image thumbnails of dudes and chicks fucking the holy jism out of their cum-creating organs! These image thumbnails have a preview function that’s activated by the presence of your mouse cursor sitting pretty above them.

    A far-from-impressive site logo is at the top left of the homepage and there’s a pull-down menu next to it. There doesn’t seem to be a real need for this menu, because most if not all of its functions are replicated and performed elsewhere. In fact, beneath this pull-down menu are varied icons that perform all and more of what it does.

    The first icon here is the Home button, while the second is a search bar that while lacking advanced search functions lets you combine tags and categories with your search terms. The third allows sorting videos by the newest, longest, most viewed, top-rated, trending, most favorite, and recommended. Options here also enable access to playlists and subscriptions and if you are not logged in when you click on them, you will see the top trending and most subscribed channels and videos.

    Other icons lead you to categories, XXX stars, and channels and let you upgrade from the basic to a premium and ad-free membership. Or you can be a basic member and rough it like the rest of us heathens! Premium membership apart from removing all ads also allows access to premium content. That said, I would probably find a way to hang myself by the neck with my prick if I had to pay for porn!

    Have I talked about tabs? No? Well, there aren’t many of them on this site. There’s a search bar though, located in the top middle of the page and this like the other I previously talked about does not have advanced search functionalities. Next to it are two icons. The first lets you upgrade from basic to premium membership and the other permits switching the orientation of the smut here from straight to gay or lesbian XXX.

    There are Sign Up and Login tabs at the far right of all pages. Signing up is free and doing so means you can add content to your list of favorites, leave comments on videos and possibly go viral with these, plus upload and download content.

    The rest of the main tabs comprise Cam Sex, Local Sluts, and Premium, and all are about as useful as a back massage would be to an Egyptian Mummy. No offense to them mummies meant!

It’s Red In Here!

    The smut on Redtube.com is diverse enough to make you suddenly realize that you have not been using your right hand to its full potential! Supported categories include VR, Teens, Solo Male, Pissing, Party, Hentai, Funny, Ebony, and Big Ass. Blowjob is the most popular category and who knew so many people like watching fellas get their dick eaten!

    If content sorting by category is not your forte, you could try channels. There are 5 pages of XXX channels here, featuring BAEB, Naughty Office, Camster and others. There are also 10 pages of XXX stars of both sex and they all have a good enough bio page. I mean, these model pages are not as fulsome as those I have seen on some top XXX sites, but it does the job and that’s all that matters, right?

    Videos average 14 minutes in length and the most recent are in full HD. Dates are included in each, but it can be pretty hard to pick these out. Just look for the red Subscribe button on each video page and you will see the date it made it to Redtube.

    Top-rated video titles include Late Night Hot Blonde Booty Call, Trail of Lies, Hazel Grace Takes It Deep, and Perfect Ebony Teen Fucks White Boyfriend. The Hazel Grace movie turns out to be from Mr. Lucky POV and it is 12:16 minutes long. I have never heard of Hazel Grace before now, but became an ardent fan once I was through with this particular video, and who can blame me!

    Hazel is a slim and pretty girl with really nice titties and a small ass I want to be be sniffing good snow from! In this video, she is shown seated in a kind of basket filled with small colored balls. She’s dressed in undies with her tits hanging out and tape over the nipples. She starts touching herself and shaking that booty. After a few minutes of this, she gets to work sucking the extremely long cock of her partner and enthusiastically used this to fuck her pert boobs.

    In the next scene, she’s bouncing on this cock while facing the camera and her tits are flapping in every direction. And by the way, this slim chick has a fat pussy you could beatbox with! Then she got laid out on a bed and vengefully fucked like the slut she is. Her poor pussy might be needing stitches the next day and that will show it how sluts with fat slits pay the price for their naughtiness!
A doggy-style fuck followed before Hazel was allowed to rest. And rest she did by wrapping her mitts all over the over-long woody that had just taught her prime cunt some manners and paying this boner the homage due it!

    Now, videos on Redtube load fast and play super-smoothly. Playback options are good and there’s a Jump To option that teleport you several minutes ahead to where the main action might be.

What I Think of RedTube

    This site is not a looker. But that does not matter since you are there not to drown yourself in eye candy, but to milk your boner of so much cum that it looks like it went through a wringer and then got half-eaten by an opossum!

    Redtube is worth a recommendation from yours truly and they are getting it.