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    The first 9 months we spent on this planet were in very close proximity to a motherly snatch. And the first time we became men was when we had a chick spread it, all so that her cunt could be accessed, plumbed, pumped, and beaten over the head with the artillery pieces that we call woodies these days. And it just so happens that once we have tasted pussy, most of the rest of our lives is spent persuading chicks to give us access to their holes, almost like our cunt connection is hardwired, hardcore, and irreversible. Yeah, pussy rules our lives till death and y’all better get used to that.

    Are you a pussy freak? Then better check out this r/Pussy review I got here, or get busy growing a wet hole between your legs!

Reddit Pussy Cums Blessedly!

    r/Pussy calls itself the happiest place on the planet. That might sound like a dog calling itself a blue whale. But think it over a bit though and you might see that they are kind of right and there are never sad fellas where cunts are plenty.

    Do remember that this subreddit is all about pussy. And pussy, apart from good food, money in the bank, and good liquor is what makes the majority of men happy. Given the amount of great cunts on show on this subreddit, the things members are gonna see is certain to make them happier than clams in chowder sauce that the parish priest ladles onto my plate, just before I take his missus behind the shed and blesses her with my rod and staff!

    Disappointingly, r/Pussy is as bare as a hen’s ass. There’s no pretty header and the like and the only visible image of a cunt is found in the site logo. This logo is not a slick piece of perfection either and looks like it was stolen from a high schooler who took a picture of his flower child mom’s coochie and forgot to guard that as jealously as he should!

    Options here are as average as sin and you can only post content if you are verified. You thankfully do not need to get very nude to be verified and only gotta submit a trio of images of you holding a piece of paper. And oh, there’s no point asking to be verified if you do not have a coochie. That’s because, in each of the trio of images you will be asked to submit for verification purposes, you are supposed to flash your cunt a bit and it better be an actual cunt and not an asshole.

    You got the usual rules and regs and mod list on the right of the page, plus a selection of similar subreddits. The About Community box holds an extensive selection of alternative words for pussy and it sure makes for a startling read. I have heard of pussy being called muff and fuck hole but never knew that some folks call it wizard sleeve, meat wallet, tampon tunnel, fish taco, hair pie, fun burger, and more. Hell, you gotta admire an organ like this that can have so many names attributed to it!

    Anyway, Reddit Pussy was created on February 22, 2009, and has 2.5 million members, of whom 1.7K were alert and eager during this review.

Pussy-Loving Comes Easy To All!

    Most of us cannot do without sighting pussy on the daily, be it for reals or in porn movies and pictures. That’s one hella pussy addiction we all are suffering from and loving it nonetheless! Or are you one of them pervs who can wank while thinking about math puzzles or watching a video about chemical reactions? Then you need some hardcore deliverance and it better be conducted with a baseball bat that has enough gumption to pound you over the head before hitting you head-first into the first open cunt in your locale!

    Now, the content update pace here is not too bad, with multiple uploads per hour. The top trending content at the time of this review had titles like Spicy Law Student Shaved Her Pussy Just To Flash It Here, This Is Your Sign To Eat Pussy Today, My Pussy Is Super Tasty, It Taste Better From The Back, My Young Pussy, Pulling My Panties Down For A Quick Reveal, In My Backyard Without Pants and Come Get This Pussy. Following instructions, I went to get the pussy I was asked to get and was I glad I did! The chick who posted that particular content has bazoongas the size of a jumbo jet and is so nicely thicc. Her cunt is of course fatter than an elephant seal and who knows the number of fellas who daily beg her to piss in their mouths!

    And oh, the chick who posted the My Pussy Is Super Tasty thing sure ain’t wrong. What she uploaded was a GIF of her shifting her light blue panties to the side, with her coochie being one of those fuckers that like to pretend they are pretty flowers! This slut has one of the cleanest and prettiest pussies ever and I gotta complement the outfit that waxes and cleans this up. I wonder if she would sell those blue panties of hers to me and hope it won’t cost an arm and half my dick! But it’s no biggie if them undies cost me most of my dick, because I got the kind of woody that loves to regenerate, which is why I am not too shy about feeding it to wood chippers and escalator machinery!

    Anyway, I better note that the GIFs here are very often downloadable. Clicking on them opens a new page on which they load and a single subsequent click on the download arrow will get that content locked and loaded in your PC.

What ThePornGuy Thinks Of r/Pussy

    r/Pussy has a nice ring to it and hosts possibly the most fab collection of coochies this planet has ever seen. Not bookmarking a cunt-fab subreddit like this is very possibly a crime against humanity and something that INTERPOL should be very interested in prosecuting!