PornTube Massage

PornTube Massage

    A tube is only useful if it can help you out in your time of need by gratefully expanding to accommodate your swollen and excited boner, right? If you agree, then join me in asking for the blessings of the almighty on all those tubes belonging to sluts, thots, and significant others we have dived into and given a scrubbing with our cum juices! The places our cocks have been to, eh!

    Now, enough of the cock-scrubbing talk. Here’s my Porntube Massage review. Sure it won’t put a cock in you, but read it with glee all the same!

Wife That Sweet Tube!

    Got a sweet tube you are acquainted with that belongs to a sexy-ass babe who treats you right and has a good head on her shoulders? Then better wife her before fuck-boys come calling and scatter what you are building!

    Now, Porntube is part of a network and has a classy, and slightly minimalist design, with a black background color and a good arrangement of features. Browsing is very speedy and the massage XXX section is marked with an image of a beautiful girl on her tummy, with her fat booty pointed at the sky, and a dreamy expression on her face as a masseur manhandles her.

    This sizable X-rated image is right at the top of the massage section and is a rather memorable one mostly because the depicted girl has a booty that thinks it is a mountain and needs fellas like me to climb and explore it to the fullest! This ultra-lovable image also has a More Info link and you can click it for a list of related pornstars like Aidra Fox, Christy Love, and Evan Stone, plus related tags like 69, Hardcore, Big Ass, Asian, Oil, and Babe.

    The sorting options here include a search bar of the basic kind, plus pull-down menus that allow content sorting by rating, length, popularity, number of views, and upload date. The top right of the page has a pull-down menu that lets you switch from the default straight XXX massage content to gay or trans stuff. But don’t make the switch because doing so will merely display gay and trans content that is in no way massage XXX-related.

    Love bottoms do you? Well then, I am sure you will be most happy to learn that Porntube Massage has a bottom of considerable beauty! Options at the bottom of the massage XXX page allow choosing from a list of 8 languages, English included. Links to Porntube’s YouTube and Twitter accounts are featured, as are the Porntube blog, Terms of Use, and a FAQ.

    The blog looks cool, but its last update was in 2016. Titles there include Squirting, Is It Pee Or Not?, Stupid Newbie Mistakes In Porn, Aidra Fox Interracial Threesome Will Water Your Mouth, and The Crazy MILF Next Door. The stuff there are well-written too and you should check them out anytime you are bored of holding your cock and telling it of your dreams and fears that are so XXX-rated any self-respecting cunt would shrink to hear it!

Bless Them Sweet Tubes!

    Porntube is not exactly loaded with content. Its massage XXX section for instance has 5,636 videos, with an average run time of 8-10 minutes. Of course, you can argue that since this is not among the biggest or best-funded porn sites it can get away with not having a more comprehensive collection of content and you would be mostly right. Anyway, here’s me stating on record that 5.6K massage XXX videos or of any other genre is grossly insufficient.

    The video image thumbnails on Porntube are one of their best features. These are rectangular and have a slightly lustrous glow, but that is not why I love them. See, these thumbnails are more info-packed than most. Apart from the title, runtime, and video quality, the site the video was taken from and the name of at least one XXX star who’s in the video is indicated and that’s great.

    Sample titles include Brunette Rebel Lynn Fucked After Massage, Amazing Nasty Khalifa Getting Her Tits Fucked, Piled Up Massage Fuck With Huge Tits Stacy, Outdoor Massage Fuck With Jill Cassidy, Kayden and Her Very Awkward Massage, and POV Style Pussy Playing With Karter Foxx. Updates happen daily here and HD videos are a matter of course, though there are some full HD videos.

    Now, the Rebel Lynn video was one of those I checked out. It began with a bedroom striptease before the young and hung masseur comes along, pours oil on the thin and sweet-faced slut, and eats her cunt, before giving her a doggy style and reverse cowgirl fuck that made her gasp for breath! And oh, the Rebel Lynn chick needs to work on her arch game!

    Remember the Nasty Khalifa video I mentioned before? Well, it is from BoxTruckSex and for sure it bangs hard! The Khalifa babe is not the Mia Khalifa we all know and have regularly fantasized of fucking so madly that she will be obliged to ditch her glasses for a walking stick and wheelchair! However, this Khalifa is as four-eyed as her famous namesake and as much in need of a dick-led beatdown! She’s a fresh-faced brunette with very full and medium-sized tits and lots of curves who is taken inside a truck with opaque sides and is fed a dick, before being fucked doggy style and sprayed with jism.

    Playback options on Porntube Massage are limited to choosing the video quality. And oh, so long as you have a speedy data connection you should expect zero playback issues here.

What I Think Of Porntube Massage

    Well, I can never say no to HD and full HD porn. So, while Porntube Massage has some issues, the clean site design and quality content help make it a potent competitor in the massage XXX niche. Yeah, it is worth a recommendation from the one and only ThePornGuy and not too many sites can boast of that.