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PornoXO.com

    To hear Pornoxo tell it, they are in business to serve up your daily dose of porn. What thoughtful fellows they are and how caring they seem! Next, they will say they are seeking JLo’s hand in marriage on my behalf because they’ve heard I spend most of my days wondering what tonguing her asshole would taste like!

    Anyway, here’s my Pornoxo.com review. Read it and be glad you got me in your corner!

Have At It, Fuckers!

    Pornoxo has bold aims, but their site design gets them looking too average to be taken very seriously. The homepage feels overcrowded with content image thumbnails and these have a kind of dingy tint, almost like they just got fetched from a dusty basement! The background color here is black and that in my opinion is a massive mistake because white would have made Pornoxo look better by a mile. And there is indeed a light mode option at the far right of the homepage and that should have been the default site color.

    I am not saying the site design here is a wreck. But it is simply too functional, unexciting, unimaginative, and colorless. And all that’s needed to rectify this is some paint and a healthy amount of creativity and imagination. But methinks rocking a slick and peppy homepage is not on any wishlist of the admins that run things here. Damn it to the teeth!

    The video image thumbnails I talked about earlier are square, have a title, runtime, rating, and a preview feature. And like I said before, they just don’t look good. You might want to take a look at the video thumbnails of sites like Pornhub, XVideos, and XNXX and see what I am talking about here.

    At least there’s a good amount of content sorting options atop the homepage. Present is a basic search bar, but next to it is an advanced search icon that when clicked will open a page filled with some pretty intense advanced search features. The top right hosts a language option, though English is the only supported language, plus Upload, Login and Sign Up tabs. Signing up takes no time and you will be required to pick a username and password, state your age and the sex you identify as and click on a couple of boxes. You become a member for real when you click and activate the email link they send over. The biggest gain to being a member here is being able to upload content, but that no longer has the thrill it used to in my opinion.

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    Now, normally, there’s an exhaustive list of tags arranged vertically on the left of the Pornoxo.com homepage. These make content sorting easy. There are also some main tabs and these are composed of: Videos, Playlists, Tags, My Favorites, My Profile, Live Sex, Adult Store, and Get Laid Tonight. The last 3 are ads to live cam and porn sites, so let them stew in idleness. The My Profile and Favorites tab is essentially for members, and there’s an even more extensive collection of tags on the Tags page than the one pasted at the left of the site homepage. As for the Playlists tab, it performs its expected mission and you can call on it whenever you wanna fap to ready-made XXX porn lists.

    As you might have noticed, there are no category, pornstars, or channels tabs here and that is a very grievous omission. Even worse, there is no where and no how to interact with other members. So, the only thing to do if you wanna make friends here is to click on videos you like, note which member posted it, and click on their name to send a friend request their way. That’s too cumbersome.

    Apart from tabs, there are other options on the homepage itself that can be used for content sorting. These are located just above the video page and with them, you can form the content thumbnails on the homepage into 4 or 5 rows, fill the homepage with videos of varying duration, view trending, random, longest, most popular, top-rated, and most recent content and have your fill of all, HD or VR content. Updates are regular here, and the average runtime exceeds 8 minutes.

    Anyway, let’s move on. There are sample titles like Brunette Dick Sucking and Pussy Play, Indian Hairy Girl Fuck, Stepmom Good Luck Fuck, Babe Is Made To Gobble Hard Veiny Cock, and Hairy Teen Banged By BBC. One of the more interesting videos was titled Girl Gets Fucked While Her Friends Watch. This video maxes out at 480p quality and is just 6 minutes long. True to its name it does feature a chick getting nasty in public, but she’s not the only one. In the clip, there are a few masked dudes walking around and anyone in need of their services only has to indicate by grabbing the cocks of these hung dudes and getting down with it, as this chick and others like her did.

    A better quality video was Booty Ebony Ficked Hard. This was in HD and is 8 minutes long. The booty ebony here is Chanelle Heart and you might have heard of her or seen her in action before. She has tiny tits that are pierced from north to south, a pretty face, a fat pussy that has been proven to be bottomless and able to endure all things, plus the bootylicious rear end of so many ebony beauties! In this clip, she shows off her body in a bathroom, before being fucked in more styles than I can keep track of!

What I Think of PornoXo

    Pornoxo is a poor imitation of what an XXX site should be and the content it is filled with is mostly of such quality that a serious XXX site would be ashamed to stock in its larder. Two thumbs down.