Pornolandia

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    Care for a cup of pornolandia? Well then drink up my lads and let’s have an orgy to remember and I will start with your sisters if y’all don’t mind!

    So, has anyone here heard of Pornolandia? It is a Brazilian porn site with both pro-level and amateur XXX that can stiffen any woody hard enough to turn it into a claw hammer in a pinch! Here’s my Pornolandia.com review and y’all are gonna love the taste of it for sure!

Bang It Home In Porno Land!

    Pornolandia looks like just about any porn site. If there are distinguishing aspects to the site design they must be visible only to wankers with 3D glasses or something!

    The default and only site language is something most of us have zero knowledge of. Or do any of you speak Portuguese? No worries though, Yandex Translate got my back and yours too if you are interested in doing translating stuff. But I wouldn’t advise using a site like that to translate the moans of the local sluts once you got a boner knocking against their G Spot!

    Now, there’s a white background color in place, with video image thumbnails on most of the homepage and a thin black header at the top that hosts the main tabs. The bottom of the homepage has XXX category links like Anal, Webcams, Amateur, Black, and Pussies. The video thumbnails on the homepage and elsewhere are small and rectangular, boasting a title and runtime and nothing else.

    The main tabs are Videos, Photos, Tendencias, Popular Videos, Categories, and Premium, with a basic search bar next to the latter. Clicking the Premium tab enables a more premium experience and it is a light and day difference, to be honest. But of course, you gotta pay for that and if you are like me, paying for porn will be harder than fucking a protesting porcupine and explaining to the ER doctors exactly what happened!

    Anyway, you get 23 categories in the Categories tab and each category image thumbnail has a number that indicates how many videos it is packing. Unsurprisingly, Amateur with 3K videos triumphs over the others. The rest of the tabs do what they say, with the Photos tab hosting a fine collection of selfies. Most of the images found there is wallpaper material and they can be zoomed in and downloaded by right-clicking with a will. There are exactly 6,337 photo albums on show and that if I am permitted to tell y’all is a shit ton to the bouncy limit!

Only The Hottest Get It Deepest

    Got a hot chick? No doubt you put it in her deeper than you would ever do to the ugly and skanky thots in your street! Yeah, when a very fine chick agrees to take off her panties for you, it is obligatory to fuck her to the extent that her cervix turns to whipped cream, while her ovaries get uprooted, and have to scamper for safety before you get to dig them out!

    Now, the average video runtime here is around 10 minutes, with most amateur stuff being under 5 minutes. There are supposedly over 21K videos on this site and that seems logical enough. Plus since you can only skip forward and backward by two pages here, you better perish the thought of going to the last video page and estimating for yourself exactly how many videos this site is packing and if they are up to the advertised figure.

    For some reason, there are video sorting options on this site that are not on the homepage. See, once you go to the second page and other pages from there on, the sorting options at the top left let you sort by newness, the number of views, and oldest videos. These options are also available when you click the Videos tab, but they are not on the homepage and it is hard to understand why.

    Anyway, sample titles include the following: Naughty Mulatto Giving Gifted PRO, Blonde Beach Naked and Fucking, Kelly Oliveira and Eva Daninha Getting Together, Alexa Pearl XXX Showing Big Tits, Melissa Lisboa Fucking Hot Ass, Short Girl Giving Ass, and Teen Likes To Give Ass. The latter is a 6-minutes long BangBros production that involved a leggy beauty being drilled in the butt hole by a BBC. She’s lightly tattooed, has tits I am almost sure are fake, and a butthole it would be a pleasure to put my foot into!

    The Kelly and Eva video, on the other hand, was just 3 minutes long and from BradMontana. It showed two fine chicks riding and bouncing on 2 dicks both outdoors and indoors and yeah, them sluts are fine, with shaven slits and bubble butts that don’t seem scared of oak tree woodies!

    I sure would rate the Naughty Mulatto video higher though. It is an amateur production that is 7 minutes long and the mulatto in question is a pretty one with a nose ring, small but pert tits, and impressive cock riding skills. The video opened with her sucking on and manhandling a BBC before she got on it and rode it from here to Neverland! This girl had one of the nicest and stretchiest pussies I have ever seen and if a slut ever rode me like she did her partner, I would get down on one knee and propose marriage or at least put a mortgage on that pussy for sure!

    Well, while playback went smoothly on Pornolandia, there are effectively no playback options. Also, videos lack dates and quality indications and I would say they mostly look to be of 480p quality. When you click on any video thumbnail, the page you get to watch it on has information like the number of accumulated views and the porn site that video was taken from, and I love the latter feature.

What I Think Of Pornolandia

    Zero playback options, average site design, and undated content make Pornolandia as easy to recommend as chewing a grenade for dinner! I would say that this site is worth a look, but you better keep your expectations low enough to be used in a pinch as a shovel