PornolabaMobi

Pornolaba.Mobi

    The good lord made vaginas for the express purpose of serving as cum dumps and cock-grabbing massagers. Disregard his purposes and perform an excessive number of self-milking sessions too many times and you might start having vision problems that might make you think that Pornolaba should be spelled Pornolabia or something like that!

    I am not saying you gotta permanently lay off the Vaseline. But now and then, give your right hand a break and find the deepest and tightest hole between the legs of a fine ass chick and fuck that bitch like you plan on tenderizing her pussy to the extent that it won’t need to be baked and grilled to become edible enough for a poolside party feast!

    Anyway, here is my Pornolaba.mobi review. Read it and weep and get a rapier of a cock in the labia of a slit on the morrow or sooner!

A Labia-Loving Fuck Comes Requested!

    Pornolaba is the kind of porn site name we don’t see all that often. The “laba” thing is not English I think and that makes sense because this place has its porn titled in Indonesian for the most part.

    Oh yeah, y’all are sitting up already, because the prospect of an Indonesian porn site filled with never-before-seen 360p videos of Indonesian teens and thots doing all shades of the nasty and making their nasty business public sounds irresistible. I can almost see some of you already reaching for your Vaseline jars and cackling at the number of times they are gonna get a milking out of their venomous snake!

    There’s a bit of a problem though. First, while there’s some amateur stuff here, the majority of what’s on offer is professional-level stuff gotten from sites like XXXPawn, PornHD, XNXX, and XVideos. So, I can guarantee that a lot of what’s here is already available at other places. Secondly, a deeper dive into the limited number of amateur XXX here is not readily possible. And that’s down to the very limited site features.

    There’s for example nothing like a category option and only a search option with basic features. The main tabs are only there for fresh and top content and that’s wack. Plus who in hell gets to choose the top content here and why in hell would fresh content matter since you can’t know what’s fresh and what’s not, mainly because nothing on a site like this has a date on it?

    Thankfully though, there’s a Tags feature. It is not on the homepage though. To access tags on this site, you gotta click on a video, and scroll down. And yeah, these tags just like the video titles are in Indonesian and you gotta use translating software to know what they mean.

Looks Like A Thot Asshole On The Mend!

    I already said that Pornolaba.mobi is very deficient when it comes to user options and site features. Unsurprisingly, it also looks like shit.

    The site design is very basic and a white background is in play. Both sides of the screen have thin yellow bands and the top has a dark blue band in which the basic search option is embedded. A thicker dark blue band is at the bottom of the homepage and just above it is a selection of popular search terms, like Alexis Ford, Anal, Mandingo, Paige Turnah, Deep Anal, and Julia Skylight.

    Content thumbnails are small and square, rather than large and rectangular. These thumbnails do have a fair amount of gloss and are not bad to look at.

    Still, this place does not have a single standout feature and nothing about it jumps out and impresses the ever-loving cock juice outta ya! On a scale of 0 to 5, I would give Pornolaba a 2 and that’s only because I am in a very good mood after getting my dick sucked dictatorially by the beastly grasping cunt that’s the property of my favorite local married thot!

For The Sweet Love Of Hard Fuck!

    It just so happens that I have no idea how much porn Pornolaba.mobi has. And that ticks me off more than the taxman shaving my nutsack without my knowledge or permission ever did!

    This is one strange place I say. To access the porn here, you take yourself to the homepage and scroll down. But there are less than 50 videos on the homepage and scrolling down won’t keep videos loading on the page ad infinitum. Of course, you can click the Reload button and the screen will load a new batch of porn, but that’s ass-backward.

    Natural Aspen Jade Acting In Action, She’s Too Bootylicious, Pakistani White Amateur Rides Her Hung Husband Hard and Fast, Woman Sells Her Heels and Hits Well, Sweet and Young Blonde Bella Is Ready To Give A Blowjob for Money and Cumming All Over Jasmine’s Ass are some sample titles. The latter had a 17:47 minute runtime and was set in what looked like an elevator. Jasmine and a tattooed Asian guy get stuck there and they decide to make the fullest use of the opportunity by getting into some hardcore banging activities.

    The Woman Sells Her Heels and Hits Well video was quite the hit. It is just 6 minutes long and begins with a chick walking into a store to return a pair of black heels. Within minutes she’s sucking dick and on a table with her ass in the air, with something hard, long, and angry pounding her clit into the middle of the next Thanksgiving dinner!

    Now, playback options here are almost zero and the video quality ranges from 480p to HD and is non-adjustable. Free and limitless downloads are supported with just a click and 7 minutes seems to be the average video runtime. And oh, beware of downloading stuff here, because even the smallest videos can be over 200 MB.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Pornolaba

    This place offers nothing new or unusual. And its lack of user options and a language menu to translate video titles, makes its content more difficult to access for non-Indonesian speakers.

    I cannot recommend Pornolaba to anyone, Indonesian or not. A middle finger is all that it’s good for!