~ Pros ~
Lit with threads, torrents, pictures, and more
~ Cons ~
❌ Russian only
❌ Very hard to use for non-Russian speakers
What do you get when you combine a forum with a porn torrent site? Well, you get a site like PornoLab, and better be thankful for it!
PornoLab is a bare-bones site with no flash and pizzazz, and that ticks me off more than the behavior of the slut I went to last week who intentionally downed a bucket of chili peppers before popping my cock into her mouth! May Azeroth roast her fat ass in Valhalla or wherever that god is supposed to reside!
Here’s my PornoLab.net review. Read it and be kind enough to use your oak tree woody for a science experiment by sticking it in a light switch!
The Porno Lab That Milks All Dicks!
So, PornoLab is Russian. I’m a little surprised at that since Russians aren’t exactly known as porn consumers and fuck champions. Yeah, they are more famous for drinking almost every other country under the table on the regular, and hard liquor consumption is so ingrained in their culture that it wasn’t until recently that they recognized beer as being alcoholic. Most beers have like 5% to 7% alcohol content and it staggers the mind that Russians used to consider beers too weak to be classified as alcoholic drinks.
But let’s forget beers for a while and talk about PornoLab. They got a good site name there and it sure cannot be mistaken for anything else. The site is however nearly colorless and certainly uninspiring. Based on looks, I would say that PornoLab is more of a forum than a torrent site and that can be good or bad depending on if you woke up today with a hard-on that’s willing to do unthinkable things to a fresh snatch, or woke up because your SO unceremoniously shoved a slick dildo up your ass while you were in dreamland and told you to buckle down for more pain and rectum obliteration!
There are no language options here and almost nothing is translated into English. To get around, I used Yandex Translate and that makes for slow and occasionally imprecise going.
Now, the top left of the PornoLab homepage has user options, including a FAQ and below this is the site logo, which is lab-themed and funky. Login and registration links, as well as text encouraging you to make donations via crypto to PornoLab and wishing y’all a happy new year 2022 follows. For fucks sake, we are already in the middle of 2022, so why in frigging hell is there a happy new year message on the PornoLab homepage? Didn’t the site admins get the memo that we are in July 2022 at the moment, or are they so high off inhaling baked teen cunt vapor that they can no more tell the time or date? For sure, them admins need a shellacking and there’s a mature pussy I am dying to introduce to them that will beat their cocks into bloody ribbons!
Anyway, the left of the site homepage has a vertical list of stuff. Included is a FAQ that answers such questions as how to download content, and what a torrent is, plus explanations of basic rules and concepts. There are also some popular releases and packs of complete movies with titles like Asshole 1-3, Wet Booty Brazil 1-8, Kiss My Ass 1-5, and Big Phat Onion Booty 1-3 in that area.
There’s also a vertical list of stuff on the right side of the homepage. These comprise movie links and discussion threads that talk about everything from the current state of the porn industry to the most annoying XXX actresses. While I have favorite porn actresses, there’s none I consider annoying, though some do moan and roll their eyes more than they should. Got annoying porn actresses you want the world to know about? Then make a beeline to PornoLab and have your say!
As expected, the middle of the PornoLab.net homepage is where the action really is. Featured are site news, discussion boards, XXX movies of basically every genre, XXX games, photos, magazines, anime, names of top users, and site statistics. It is like a cornucopia of goodness and the only bad thing is that just about everything there is in Russian and you gotta speak the language to discuss topics on the varied discussion boards. Fuck!
A Russian Lab For Express Cum Manufacture
While PornoLab is Russian-focused to the bone, there are some very few English translations. Such translations are far too little to be of much use, but they better than nothing at all. The lack of English translations makes downloads hard, especially for folks who are new to the torrent world. It also depresses interest and enthusiasm when going through the enticing collection of this torrent site cum forum.
And talking about collections, PornoLab sure does have an impressive collection of content and its forum is as active as an ant nest. But it could be so much bigger if there was a more comprehensive integration of the English language. Why something so simple has not been done is something I really can’t explain, especially because it makes a lot of business sense.
What I Think Of PornoLab
The only reason I would recommend this site is if a missile launch wiped out all other forums and torrent sites, and also blew up all the big name porn sites out there, with a piece of shrapnel lodging in the backside of the fella that owns PornHub! Getting a PornoLab membership card is a no-brainer if you are a native Russian speaker with a dirty mind, a hungry dick, and lots of space to store XXX torrents. And if you aren’t Russian, you should at least have a passing familiarity with the language. If that is not the case, simply don’t bother even setting foot on this torrent site, or waste time wondering if they came up with the name because the site owner or admin used to cook up meth and boil teen cunts in cum juice in a secret lab of his!