~ Pros ~
Lots of German porn
Clear video descriptions
Offers pornstars information
Has games, cam and VR
~ Cons ~
Crappy site design
No download feature available
Rendered in German
For some time we have been on a roll, going through European porn sites like we are on a mission from the fapping gods and letting you know our thoughts and impressions. The next site we are reviewing is a German-aligned one called Pornoheit.com. By German-aligned we mean this site is mostly meant for German speakers, as well as perverts like us who don’t care about language but merely need sweet fappable porn to be as happy as a clam in fresh chowder sauce!… Here’s our Pornoheit review.
German Or Else
To make the most of a site like Pornoheit we recommend that you use a translation software like we did or hire a school teacher who speaks the language. Just don’t shout if she ends up dropping to her knees and nearly biting off your schlong in the name of a BJ!
Now, the Pornoheit homepage has nothing we are yet to see. Login and registration tabs are available, while a search bar stands guard. Next, you get a bunch of XXX tags like Amateur Sex, Latino Sex, and Erotic Anal Hardcore.
The main tabs are the Most Viewed, Top Rated, Categories, Pornstars, Sites, XXX Cams, Pornodates, and Live Chat.
The last three tabs up there are useless because they merely open pages to porn and XXX cam sites like Bongacams and Pornmd. Perhaps the most enjoyable tab of all is the Pornstars tab. Every pornstar of note has a page here, complete with a brief bio, links to their social media handles and porn movies.
We saw the bio and profile of babes like Jenny Lee, Madison Ivy, Riley Evans, and Diamond Kitty. You can even search through these XXX pornstar profiles alphabetically and speedily get to the babe you have been dying to jerk off to.
But enough. Next up is the Categories tab. Featured categories on this German porn site fill up an entire page. Samples include Latinas, creampie, interracial, brunette, gay, POV, blowjobs and so many more.
The Height of Pornoheit!
We might have forgotten to mention this, but there are video thumbnails arrayed all over the Pornoheite homepage. These are in sections, with the most popular vids coming first, followed by the newest. You can of course sort through these using the main tabs to see the latest or most viewed content.
All vids boast a title. Also shown is the number of folks who have viewed and undoubtedly fapped to them, their run time and rating.
Sample titles in the most popular category include French Slut On The Coach, Sexy French Bride On Her Knees, and Blonde With Huge Tits. The latter vid was over 30 minutes long and involved a rather stunning blonde with full boobies getting her snatch spread to its greatest extent by a BBC we think might be longer than your driveway! She took that boner like a champ, even though we could swear it was crushing her cervix something fierce!
Now, videos load and play smoothly and we never experienced any sort of video playback issues. More, videos can be shared on social media if you are the type who wants your peeps to see what you are fapping to.
Video quality is generally nice and cannot be adjusted. Downloads are not possible.
What We Think
There’s a truckload of ads here and that can piss off even a saint. But there’s also enough content to corrupt a pope and enough pretty ladies getting drilled to make any cock yet born weep with glee! Overall, we give this site an enthusiastic thumbs up.