PornGipfy

PornGipfy.com

    Everyone, except the guru of porn review, goes through several cycles of trying out new types of stuff in order to keep up with what is trending. I don’t have to keep changing or adapting to any new trends because I fucking set the trends. Whatever freaky shit I am into is what every reasonable dude who wants to satisfy the ladies with creamy pleasure should do.

    Well, my new trend is finding reasonably good GIF sites with top-quality porn GIFs that I can coolly jerk off to. So, this review of PornGipfy will tell you if this falls in that group of dope sites to bookmark in your browser.

Give Me That Free Fapping Porn

    An average morning for the me looks like this: wake up with a rock-hard boner and find the hottest pussy in town lying next to you, her eyes begging you to shove that monster cock in her. After getting used to this routine of waking and then screwing the brains out of the nearest blond, things get a little dicey when the blonde’s pussy is suddenly unavailable.

    A quick solution is to jerk the early morning surprise, and on one such morning, after stumbling onto PornGipfy, a site bold enough to copy my first four letters, I was a bit surprised. The homepage background is dark like a dark lady's ass crack, and this dark theme thoroughly fits with what I was about to do. On the top right is a PornGipfy logo, and below that is a tab filled with trending tags, which we will talk about later.

    A search bar and six different category tags complete the top row of this site. There are six categories that users choose when they visit, and these are anal, interracial, boobs, cumshot, blowjob, and lesbians. Clicking on any of these category tabs will open a large gallery of super active GIFs. For example, the interracial category is filled with a wide range of white-on-black porn or Asian-on-Latina dick riding. You can scroll down continuously for more GIFs, all you have to do is wait for the site to load, which kind of pissed me off.

Gripped by Cramped Smut

    The thumbnails for the GIFs are so packed together that it feels like a freaking zoom call rather than a porn GIF. Sometimes multiple GIFs will be actively playing, which immediately confuses my dick. Then there is the ad problem. Ads on the top row, ads on your left, ads on your right, even ads mixed with the freaking GIFs. Remember those trending tags? Yeah, those are crap by the way, as they just show mashed-up words like deepthroat.

    I'm noticing a common pattern in most of these GIF porn sites, well, not most, just the stupid ones, of simply having a search bar with no category list. These bozos expect you to search for the GIF you need rather than arrange all of them and put them in categories we can click on. If I want big butt GIFs, let me click on a category and select all the big butt GIFs on PornGipfy. My boner has no patience for me typing big butts in the search bar!

What the PornGuy thinks of PornGipfy

    What a load of jammed-up bundled mess this site turned out to be. I mean, I came to get my early morning jerking fix, not start my day super pissed off!