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    Point me in the direction of where porn games are being held and watch The Porn Guy walk away with enough medals to stick into the pussies of the girls in my harem so I can cum to victory.

    I’ve been tasked with my porngames.games review to check out this free porn game site and see if there is any happy ending for you if you were gonna come here and beat your meat in this porn game site for perverts.

Ready, Set, Cum!

    Parody games are the main focus of this site so if you’ve ever wanted to make your favorite heroine take dick from her pussy to her mouth then this site promises to be the one for you to be on. Of course, as you already know by now, it is only an empty promise if I haven’t used my dick to invade every hole and secret that this porn gaming site has. This is for your benefit and mine since I do enjoy invading wet holes.

    The homepage of this site is very straightforward and they only have thumbnails of their games up top. Down below is where they reserved for their long-winded speech about what they have to offer. I was able to discover that this site was started in 2015 after the creator was tired of beating his meat to porn and wanted some adrenaline to go with all that blood rushing from his head to his dick.

    They claim to have over 5000 games but we are just gonna have to take their word for it since I’m not about to start counting them and neither are you. They also claim to have any Hentai game niche that you can spring out of your deviant mind. These include; Futanari games, anime porn games, sex simulators, shemale games, and gay porn games.

    The creator says that he created this site to be accessible on multiple devices like iPhones, desktops, android, consoles, and even TVs. That would get a clap from me because when I normally find porn games to play there is always some restriction and they usually won’t let you play if you don’t have a desktop in front of your face. Later, I’ll be testing out their claim on my multiple devices to see if they are just a bunch of liars that deserve a kick from Lionel Messi to their ballsacks.

Cum And Play Right Here!

    The first thumbnail of a game here is called “Family Matter”, and I can practically smell and taste what it’ll be about. This game must be popular among folks from Alabama. There’s some redhead chick sucking dick like she’s teething or something. It looks like one of those sex simulator games, so I’ve decided that this is gonna be the first game that I will check out while I am here.

    After spending time seeing dialogues that almost made me wanna swallow a bullet, I ran out of that game. That has to be the worst game I’ve ever played. I was almost certain I’ll be getting to watch a dick pound the girl until she was weak in the legs but it was just filled with boring conversation. So now I’m gonna need the creator of the game to lay his head on the hard ground while his ass is in the air for about 5 hours.

    It’s bad enough that I had to spend 10 minutes getting the story and other shit that I have already forgotten to download, I was violently underwhelmed with what I finally got to see after all that wait. If I wanted a text-based smut I would simply run off to Sims and find a way to fuck every female character there. It’ll beat what these people were trying to sell as a porn game.

    As if that is not enough, as I was looking for more games to try out even though my entire body was screaming not to, I was hit in the nuts with an Ad. This is the final straw and I’m ready to close the curtains on this porn game site. From what it seems, most of the games are text-based and the ones that have any real action might take you to another site by default. It simply doesn’t make the cut for me!

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Porngames

    Porngames was definitely playing with me instead of the reverse. Sure the site came in a nice background color and hyped its multiple device capabilities but ultimately I ended up feeling like I’ve dragged my nuts in broken glass for no reason. It wasn’t worth the visit and the creators still have a lot of work to do if they’re trying to make it appealing to the average wanker. For now, it doesn’t get a recommendation from me!