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r/Porn Review

~ Pros ~

Millions of members

Has engaging content

~ Cons ~

❌ Not a very active place

❌ Unoriginal content

❌ Bland

❌ Boring

r/Porn

    What’s in a name, asked the bitch. And then she went to take a leak and got a brick where two flaps meet and like to be on fleek! Yeah, what’s in a name. ye wankers of yore, and Yeezys?

    I sure would say that plenty of meaning can be attached to a name. Take the case of r/Porn, an NSFW subreddit. The name here is blander than an oat without cream or sugar and that leads me to the conclusion that the mods on this subreddit might be unimaginative lots who have never progressed past the missionary position and whose idea of fun might be fucking Idaho potatoes that have been freshly dug up and are as dirty as a gravestone after a tornado and zombie apocalypse!

    Anyway, here is my r/Porn review. Read it and weep, fellas. Or I am gonna take a leak in your favorite creek and bless the meek with sick dicks that never run out of milk!

Reddit Porn Bangs Sweet Ass!

    What are you using Reddit for, fellas? Back in the day, it was just a place to hang out and chit-chat with guys who were usually more knowledgeable than me. Yeah, that place can give you a lot of insight into this and that and the only thing you gotta do is shut the fuck up and learn from folks who are more deep into the scheme of things than you are currently or will ever be!

    But over the years, once I became aware of just how much porn was on Reddit, my focus changed a bit and I started incorporating the forum and its content into my cum milking and cock throttling activities. Not done that yet? You don’t know what you are missing out on for sure and you should, by the way, get a Twitter account, because that site just like Reddit has a lot more porn than you or your sex-crazed grandma might ever believe possible.

    Now, let’s talk about the r/Porn subreddit. As you might have guessed by now, I ain’t a fan of the name. Calling it bland would be an insult to all hospital food and the toilet bowl they end up in. Like who the fuck had the chance to give a porn subreddit a cock-raising name and could only think up “Porn”? Whoever is responsible for that mess needs to be tied legs apart on a stake and shot at high velocity onto an erect elephant dick!

    Bland name apart, this subreddit lacks the usual pornified header that’s all too commonly seen on other NSFW subreddits. Information on the right of the screen says there are 3.1 million r/Porn members out there, with 3.7K of these perverts being online at the time of this review. Reddit Porn was set up in January 2008 and that makes it an OG and a baller with a crotch that’s full of heavy artillery that’s all too eager to spit fire and brimstone!

The Porn Life Keeps Me Cumming!

    So, there’s hot, new, and trending content here, just as there is on virtually every other subreddit. But there’s a bit of a problem. See, r/Porn has over 3 million members, right? Well them fuckers must be the laziest assholes ever liveth and borneth!

    Why is that? Well, because there is only one or 2 new stuff hourly here. And on some days, there aren’t even up to a half dozen new stuff. Plus content here typically has very few member interactions. Usually, porn subreddits, especially those as big as r/Porn have a half dozen of new stuff per hour at the very least. Dunno what’s up with this particular subreddit, but the lack of new content got me majorly pissed off. And oh, I better mention that Reddit Porn takes its stuff from other subreddits as a matter of course and because of that, it is a bit like a vampire.

    Anyway, top trending stuff at the time of this review have titles like Keppy Knows How To Satisfy Lisa, Blonde Teen Gets Double Teamed, Madi Laine Gets Plowed, Ginger Sucks BBC, and Sofia Lee Big Boobies Masseuse. The latter looks a lot like an XVideos ad and is one of those fast-paced and unrealistic videos about a guy getting his cock sucked by his masseur and then eating ass. And oh, it’s actually from the r/NaturalBibBoobsPornstars subreddit. The Madi Laine video, on the other hand, is from the AsianAmericanPornPros subreddit and it showcases a short video of an Asian chick getting drilled from behind while another chick sucks the titties of the first girl.

    Fancy an anal fuck? Then go watch Tiffany Watson and see a fine chick getting her ass reamed out and gritting her teeth. And there’s even a Backshot Compilation video full of amazing-looking chicks facing the camera as their titties jiggle while they are being fucked from behind. One of those chicks had boobies that kept swinging this way and that so much that I knew it was born to be in my mouth! For sure I am gonna go see if she’s available later and willing to get her jugs sucked dry at the same time that her cunt is being fucked out of all liquid!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of r/Porn

    This subreddit is like a porn aggregator and not the pretty or active type. Nothing here is unique as they were taken from other subreddits or porn movies and I have no idea why this particular subreddit is out there breathing air and able to gain 3 million members when there are others out there that are better than it in all ramifications.

    I do not recommend the Reddit Porn subreddit. You would arguably gain more by sucking the peehole of the local garbage lady than by bookmarking this subreddit. And that’s on Mary had a little lamb that she put in the cradle whenever I wanted her to sit on my dick and eat the buffet I set up for her in my ass!

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