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    I don’t not like to be ordered around and that is why I have not served my country and I opt instead for serving their hot wives on my bed with my big ass dick and an itch to reach as far as I physically can into their lonely wet pussies.

    So when a site is named PlayPornGames, I suddenly do not wish to play any games and would much rather go fishing or read a holy book. So the fact I’m still gonna go ahead with my PlayPornGames.Com review means I value putting y’all first.

Playing Games With My Meat!

    The site has a logo that was tailor-made for a gaming site and I’ll give that to them. But once you look at the thumbnails it looks like another story. I thought I’ll be seeing the usual cartoon-parody porn pictures but instead, I was hit in the face with a thumbnail showing a real gaping asshole that was being jizzed into by some guy. Talk about a rude awakening! I’m gonna have to get to the bottom of this and find out why the thumbnails for a gaming site are made up of real people looking like they are in the middle of the horniest sex they’ve ever had in their entire lives.

    Before I get to that I want to warn you that they have an Ad that automatically loads an animation of a threesome and you must know how I feel about Ads by now. I wish and pray fervently for the day that I would be put in a wrestling ring with an Ad so I can choke slam that bitch and fuck it in the ass to assert dominance and warn off any other Ad that would dare think of showing it’s ugly ass on my screen again. Yeah, so that’s how I feel about Ads.

    Most of the games on this site are either 3D or HTML so be prepared for lots of storylines that may or may not have a lot of video action. There’s a section on the homepage that shows you the game of the month. So I believe that is where I am gonna be going later so I can skip a lot of the thrash-looking games that I am seeing on their homepage. Down below on the homepage is where their categories are. There aren’t too many but it’ll help to guide you to find the game that matches your kinky heart.

Aiming For The Top With Jizz!

    The game of the month is called; Family Cheaters, so I am already beginning to have a clue what the game would be about. I know it might involve a clumsy step-sister getting stuck in a washing machine and I’ll have you use my dick as a tool to get her free from there. But only after I have deposited copious amounts of cum on and in her so she’ll be slippery enough to get herself free from this situation. If the game doesn’t deliver anything that exciting then I am packing my balls bag and leaving the site for good.

    As I start playing the game they make sure that I answer a couple of annoying questions that I really could have done without. They ask if I wanna fuck the step-sister or the step-mother and I didn’t see an option for choosing both.
They asked if I was okay with violence and I didn’t see an option to reply that I breathe violence. I was also asked what level of difficulty I wanna play and I went for the hardest level named Taboo without a second thought.

    It all came to an end when they made me have to fill in my details. I had no problems doing that but I drew the line when the game asked to verify my age by entering my credit card information. Yeah, nice try Mr Game Developer. The only way they are gonna steal cash off me is if they distract me with a thousand naked pretty bitches that are sent to my room. Shit, I would even throw in my treasured porn collection if they want.

    Since aiming for the best game of the month only brought me blue balls I’ve decided to check out another game named “The Spread Of Bimbo”. Of course, the thumbnail features a real porn actress for no reason. I played it and it was just a mediocre role-playing game that didn’t even have any short animated video to assist. If you’re into text-based role-playing games then this porn gaming site has lots of mediocre content to ram up your ass until you are finally satisfied.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Playporngames

    Playporngames was not the exciting gaming porn utopia that I thought it was gonna be. It let me down, it let down my cock and it let down my trust in gaming porn. It was bad enough that their bright idea was to replace sexy animations or cartoons as their thumbnails and put in real porn actresses instead, the games were either boring or wanted me to whip out my credit card for some bogus identification process that I simply couldn’t trust. I wouldn’t recommend this site even if I was offered a thousand naked pretty bitches!