Pigav

Pigav.com

    The Chinese are, as far as I know, the world’s largest consumer of pork. So color me unsurprised when they choose to lend the kind of meat they are most fond of to a porn site. I am talking of Pigav.com, a place that’s filled with enough full-length content to make your right hand despair of the tremendous work you will sooner rather than later put it through!

    Here is my Pigav.com review, fellas. Read it and weep, or be a pig and suck my dick bigly and say thank you, Mr. BBC!

Sight For Sore Eyes, Slit For Throbbing Wicks!

    Pigav is anything but a pig. Hell, a pig that sexy can bend over and take every inch I have to give. But it better book a wheelchair ahead of time, because there’s no way it’s gonna walk anywhere after we are through with our business!

    Like I was saying, this Chinese porn site looks swell. It rocks a black background color, plus very colorful content thumbnails. You could say that it has the typical porn site look. But what’s here is lovely enough to get the eyeballs rolling with glee!

    Unfortunately though, everything here is in Chinese and there’s not a language option in sight. Of course, a site like this is meant for Chinese fuckers, so it makes sense that it would be in Chinese. Still, integrating varied language options would have been very sensible and not all that hard to do.

    Anyway, at the top right of the homepage is a light mode and a basic search bar. The light mode option changes the site background color from its default black to white. And while an option like that is welcome, the effort spent putting it together should have been expended in integrating multiple languages here.

    At the far left is the site logo. It is one of those cute dolls with enormous eyes that look like they are trying to persuade you into using a lovely cucumber to ass-fuck your sister at the family table during dinner!

    The main tabs are Latest, Uncensored, Popular, Feature Film, Japan and Korea, Good Station, Recommend, and Navigation. Around half of these tabs are useless for anything other than triggering pop-up ads and taking you to other porn sites. And that’s a shitty behavior that the UN, FIFA, and every other acronym body gotta do something fast to tackle!

Sexy Like A Prime Chicom Thot With A Beaut Of A Slit!

    The way things work on this Chinese porn site is that quite a bit of content is packed on the homepage. And once you scroll to the end of what’s on the homepage, you click on the Load More option and it will get to work putting new stuff on the screen for your eyeballs and one-eyed snake to ogle.

    I Can Put Up With It Before My Husband Is There, Perfect Girl With Beautiful Tits, Sister and Brother Bath For The First Time In 10 Years, Beautiful Buttocks, and Smiling Even Though The Bride Is Nearby are some sample titles from the Popular section. Worth noting though is that some of the titles here make no sense when translated into English. But who gives a fuck about titles when there are nude and beautiful bitches everywhere you look, and these sluts are eagerly shoving their fine booties up your face and begging to be dicked down till they are slobbering idiots with cunts that never cease leaking!

    So, the Beautiful Buttocks video turned out to have a nearly 4-hour runtime, which is 3 hours and 30 minutes too much for yours truly! Like who in hell needs 4 hours to wank and beat the ever-loving cum out of agile anacondas? That kind of fella better go see a doctor and stop molesting his poor cock. Hell, I better report him to PETA for cruel and unusual punishment that has to do with cock throttling for multiple hours and forcible cock milking beyond bedtime hours! Still, if you wanna fall asleep with your dick in your hands and pour more cum on the floor than there’s sand at the local beach, a 3 hours and 58 minutes long video like this well might be what the good cum doctor ordered!

    As I was saying, the Beautiful Buttocks video is nearly 4 hours long, but the genitalia shown was blurred. Still, for those of you curious wankers, the action was all about a chick with a fine ass doing all sorts of stuff that I am sure her parents warned her never to. That included getting fucked in the doggy style and cowgirl position. This slut was even able to do threesomes without blinking.

    While the censors made sure to blur the important bits, I am pretty sure that the chick in the Beautiful Buttocks video had one of those grippy cunts that can make a fella sign over his inheritance in a minute! Yeah, once a pussy like that has your cock in a vice, there’s nothing you won’t say or promise to make the owner of the cunt happy! Why, I have promised to buy thots helicopters and take them on a tour of the White House. And all because they got a grippy, dripping and frigging-hot cunt that’s packed with enough feel-good vibes to put a vat of heroin to shame!

    Anyway, the sister and brother bath video was a more manageable 1 hour and 38 minutes. It is exactly what y’all think it is, though the chick in the video looks more Japanese than Asian, while her bro looks a bit underage. But who cares what she looks like so long as she can take her brother's dick without crying for Mama and splitting open like a rotten melon!

    Now, videos on Pigav.com are all full-length. That means they can take a while to load and if your internet is less than potent, then you might have some playback issues.

    Playback options are quite robust, allowing snapshots of the action, zooming of the action, tweaking of the video speed, and a video-in-video effect. The video quality is not stated or adjustable, but it is at least HD, and I will stake the tightness of my anal sphincter on the fact that there are no bad-looking videos here!

    Videos are not dated though and the upload pace is anyone’s guess.

What ThePornGuy Thinks About Pigav

    This porn site has a funny name and tons of full-length magic. I would say it is better than most and worth putting in your bookmark folder.