PetiteGoneWild

r/PetiteGoneWild

    In a sane world, petite chicks would behave themselves and take care never to be alone with a hard dick. After all, they are so small that any dick of reasonable size that makes its way up their asshole or cunt is gonna rip that place apart and get it looking like downtown Baghdad after a US Navy bombing!

    But this world sure ain’t sane and it is often the case that them petite babes who should know better are the ones acting all wild and doing stuff that’s gonna make cocks and boners of all calibers and fire rates mad at them and dying for a chance to get loose and do some damage! Them petite sluts better watch out and do a better job of closing their legs, because there are already too many cases of them ending up in wheelchairs after a weekend BBC or anaconda entanglement!

    Anyway, here is my r/PetiteGoneWild review. Read it and weep and pray that a petite babe goes wild for you in ways that will test the erecting abilities of your handheld cannon!

Reddit PetiteGoneWild and They Better Tamp Down Right Quick!

    Not a fan of how r/PetiteGoneWild looks, but for sure it is eye-catching and better than the plain shit some other porn subreddits make do with. This subreddit has a gray image background which is decorated with images of the Reddit logo and that’s a very unoriginal stack of shit.

    The header atop the page also has the same Reddit logos, along with what seems to be flags of Ukraine. I guess that means the mods on this subreddit are in the business of training and sending over petite ninjas to the Ukrainians in their war against the Russians, or maybe the mods put the flags there because they are in the business of making Zelensky happy by sending him regular packages of petite cunts to stick his pee-pee into! Lucky man that!

    You get Posts, Rules, and Social Media options at the top of the r/PetiteGoneWild subreddit, and clicking on the latter two options will trigger the opening of new tabs. That seems a lot like overkill, especially considering that the only social media this subreddit is on is Discord. And the rules detailed on the Rules page are just a more extensive explanation of the subreddit rules that are posted at the right of the page. These rules specify that you cannot post images of other petite chicks, expose confidential information, beg for upvotes, engage in spam or self-promotion, act rudely or cruelly, or edit photos to an unacceptable extent.

    As expected, you cannot make posts here if you are a man, not petite, and not verified. Don’t qualify? Then just sit back and enjoy what this subreddit has to enliven your cock-jacking life with and remember that this world only keeps rolling because its path is greased with Vaseline!

Wild Like You Wouldn’t Believe!

    Reddit PetiteGoneWild came to life in January 2014. 2.2 million folks call it home and of these, a thousand were online at the time of this review and I refuse to speculate how much their online activities have contributed to the massive deterioration in the quantity and quality of their Vaseline stashes! A thousand online doesn’t sound like much though and I better start suspecting the lasting cumming potential of all that call this subreddit home!

    Uploads here happen at an excellent pace as you get an average of 5 new posts per hour. Not all that impressed? Then grow a pair on your chest and a canyon between your legs, get petite, join up on r/PetiteGoneWild, and upload the entirety of your Google Photos cache into this subreddit! Yeah, get to it on the double, champ, and I better see your titties bouncing!

    My Boobs Are Not Perfect But I Love Them Just The Way They Are, Small But Super Cute, I Can Just Go From Modest To Naughty Super Quickly, Would You Suck My Tits Or Are They Too Small, My Pussy Won’t Let Go Of Your Dick Until You Drain Your Balls Inside of Me, I’m Still Surprised There Are Guys Who Don’t Like Anal, The Best Doll For Your Night and How Long Would You Last Before You Filled Me With Your Cum are some sample titles in the Hot category. Small But Super Cute lived up to its title and had an image of a hot and topless blonde, and the Would You Suck My Tit post showcased a cute and pretty but flat-chested brunette whose tits barely look bigger than mine, and I work out! Needless to say, I don’t wanna suck her tits and she better go get implants before the soccer field that’s her chest scares off every guy within a 100 mile radius and leads to a dick drought that her cunt is gonna be crying itself to sleep over!

    The post asking for a ball draining was a GIF that focused on the nether regions of a chick with some nice tits. Her cunt is as pretty as her and looked tight enough to suggest that she’s not all that into regular penetrative sex, especially by horse dicks. For sure that’s something she needs to rectify. She can try me for free and I promise not to get so enthusiastic in the sack that her coochie turns into a mini Panama Canal into whose confines cruise ships boldly sail!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of PetiteGoneWild

    Can’t really get my finger on it, but this subreddit feels a bit more unpolished and bland than most. I would say it is okay in general, but it lacks that extra oomph that would have got me rushing to recommend it.

    Sure it delivers in most areas, but r/PetiteGoneWild just does not seem like a premier bookmark candidate and is not something I am gonna do myself an injury rushing to recommend in this world or the next!