Perb

Perb

    Honestly, if you are suffering from erectile dysfunction, hearing a name like Perb would make you pay an old chum to uproot your cock from its base with a crowbar! Perb calls itself an escort site and is the sister site to Merb and both sites sound about as exciting as a pussy that has been left underwater all month and been half-eaten by crabs with a perverted mind and horny claws!

    Anyway, here is my Perb.cc review. Read it and weep just like the geek down the road that likes dirty feet in his ass!

Money Makes Them Spread It Wide

    Money makes the world go around and it is the only thing that can be relied on to convince the ladies to spread their legs and let their cunts be battered by woodies, BBCs, and ice-cold boners on a back-breaking mission! Think them chicks will let you in their coochie for free just because you look like a younger version of Leonardo Dicaprio and have a cock with enough sugar at the tip to send any pussy into diabetic coma in seconds? Then think again, chum! No money, no sweet fucks is what them chicks out there are all about.

    Now, there are 948 Vancouver escort threads on Perb.cc, and yeah this site unlike Merb focuses on Vancouver escorts. Fiona Malloy is one of the Vancouver escorts I am talking about and she’s a sweet peach. She says she’s an erotic GFE provider like no other and given what I have seen of her body, that claim sure does hold water!

    Fiona is slim and tight all over and for sure her cunt is gonna be one of those grabby ones that hold onto your cock like the grasping fingers of a loan collector! She is available to men, women, and couples and charges 500, 700, 900, 1,300, 1,700, 4,000, and 7,000 CAD for an hour, 90 minutes, 2 hours, 3 hours, 4 hours, 12 hours, and a full day of her time respectively. Translated to USD, those rates are $373, $522, $671.9, $970, $1,269, $2,986.8, and $5,226.9 respectively and are very high rates indeed.

    Next up is Ella, a 21-year-old from New York City. I have no idea what she’s doing in Vancouver and would guess that she likes the cocks there better than she does the crooked ones over in New York! And who can blame her when it’s her pussy and not yours that’s been going through things in the course of the life she’s living!

    Ella is slim but has the kind of curves that should be an earthly impossibility. Like she’s spilling out all over the place and I have yet to mention the full jugs and fab booty of this 5’8” half-Polish chick. She is into BDSM, is currently running something of a discount, and is willing to accept 260, 280, 300, 450, and 600 for 30 minutes, 45 minutes, an hour, 1.5 hours, and 2 hours of her time respectively. That’s $194, $209, $224, $336, and $448 respectively, and is higher than the average American escort rate, but not by much.

    As for Dahlia Armor, she’s a 20-year-old student and I bet her cunt is so new it still has traces of its shrink wrapping! This slim, curvy and petite chick has a bubble butt that speedily made me a fervent convert to adonitology and she’s willing to take 300, 320, 350, 500, and 700 CAD for 30 minutes, 45 minutes, an hour, 1.5 hours and 2 hours of her time respectively. That’s $224, $239, $261, $373, and $523 respectively.

    Now, the rates here are far above what you're gonna fork over to most American escorts. I guess the escorts Canada on Perb.cc think their cunts are the best out there and got price tags to match that assumption. Well, that’s their business, but with the kind of prices I am seeing on this site, you might be better off masturbating with a vacuum cleaner than forking over hundreds of smackeroos to nut in some pretty Perb.cc escort pussy!

Carry That Woody To Booty-Blessed Escorts Canadian!

    Got a hard-on that your right hand is not equipped to deal with? Well, you can either shove it up your step-sister or find an escort! Or is your mother-in-law available for many naughty deeds? Then go for it chum, breed her and be a fucking legend!

    Now, while Perb.cc just like its sister site is not the cleanest or most eye-popping escort site, it is still possible to speedily find the escorts you need. These sluts can be uncovered by clicking the Vancouver Escorts tab, with another click on the Vancouver Escort Ads link being required. You will then be faced with 48 pages of threads dating back to 2020 where sluts and cunts shout out their needs for clients with money willing to fuck them half-dead and bless them with new holes!

    The escort profiles here are okay. Most are far too simple and colorless to be described as alluring and are grossly lacking in details. But there are image-packed ones that are arranged a little better than others. That said, escort profiles on average look shitty and that does not match the premium fees being demanded by the escorts here.

    Anyway, just like on Merb.cc, escort profiles on Perb.cc is a lot like social media posts in that the escort behind the profile is free to post new content every day. That is useful in that it clues you in on their active or inactive status, but it does make browsing through profiles a chore. There is a filter at the top right of the main escort page that provides some options for sorting through the escort profiles on this escorts Canada site, but it is simply too limited and my biggest wish to have the option of sorting them sluts by body type, hair/eye color, rate, or ethnicity was not fulfilled.

    Quality-wise, the escorts on this escort Canada site look above average. They are not verified through or given ranks indicative of increasing quality. That sucks limp chimp dick!

Time To Perb Real Good

    Like I have been saying all day, Perb and Merb are identical websites, with the only difference being that they focus on different Canadian cities. So, if you have been on Merb before, then Perb should provide no surprises.

    The Perb homepage showcases the usual image of a city background, with flashing ads further down and main tabs atop the page. One of these tabs is Vancouver Escort Reviews and as the name suggests it has plenty of escort reviews that can however only be read by those who are logged in. The Vancouver Escorts tab also does what it says on the tin and takes you to where the sluts are at.

    Now, there’s little spam but plenty of ads here and for sure they are a concern if you are epileptic and vulnerable to flashing lights. So, keep an eagle eye out while having fun on Perb.cc, or you gonna wake up in the emergency room!

What I Think Of Perb

    Well, it is hard to have fond thoughts of Perb. The site name is a joke, as is the site design, while the lack of user options makes you feel like poking your boner into a hornet nest for the fun of it!

    I can’t recommend this site for all the fat pussies with curly hair they got over in Indonesia, but it sure is worth a look.