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Pasion.com Review

~ Pros ~

Looks pretty

~ Cons ~ 

❌ Empty beyond reason

❌ No language options

❌ Sorting options are weak

❌ Big for nothing

❌Time waster extraordinaire

Pasion.com

    In this life, you need a healthy dose of passion to survive and live your dream. Passion and loads of it are what makes the world go round and if you are lacking in this attribute your cock will forever be as lonely as a shriveled tree in the middle of the Sahara desert!

    Now, your dick and its potentially shriveled nature is not my focus today. I need to make a living and doing that requires my writing enough reviews to make a Nobel prize winner wince. Not that my reviews are Nobel-worthy materials or even close.

    Where was I? Ah yes, reviews. The site I will be reviewing today is Pasion.com. This is one of the best and biggest adult dating sites in Spain where folks post ads for free in the hopes of getting in touch with their soulmate, sex mate, love mate., nasty mate, anal mate, tranny mate, and just about every other mate you can imagine. Well, here’s my Pasion review.

A Shitload Of Passion

    This review starts from the Pasion homepage and what a simple homepage it is! Purple is the background color here and it looks good. You get the site logo at the top left of the page, a map of Spain at the far right, and a search bar a little way down.

    Everything here is in Spanish and there are no options to change this to English, Esperanto, or whatever. That means you will have to befriend Google Translate or Yandex Translate if you have any intentions of going through the Pasion website at length.

More On The Homepage

    There’s a lot of stuff on the homepage and it is neatly divided into segments. There are sections where you can contact trans, gays, lesbians, ladies, webcam models, get travel companions, and more. In each section, there’s a small list of cities and you can click on any of these cities to find what you are looking for there.

    So, I clicked on Madrid in the Contact Females section of the homepage. This brought me to a new page on which was posted warnings to the effect that I must be of legal age to view what’s there, agree not to share any adult content found there, and some more cover-your-ass nonsense.

    After the whole rigmarole, I expected to drown myself in the profiles of lonely and hot  Spanish chicks, plus escorts aplenty, but that was not to be. There were no escort profiles to be seen anywhere and I got to wondering if perhaps the site admins had heard of the damage that stumpy oak tree that pays no rent but takes up residence in my groin area can do to pussy and banned me. If so I am taking them to court on the double!

    I went back to the homepage, clicked on other cities in the Contact Females category and the same thing happened. I also checked the Contact Gay section and the experience was identical. That spurred me to check out other homepage sections and there was no profile to be seen anywhere. And I mean anywhere.

    That means I just wasted my time reviewing an empty site that claims it is the biggest in Spain. Just let me catch the site admins behind Pasion.com and you can bet your bottom dollar that after I am done with them sitting down will be impossible for a month at least!

What I Think

    Well, Pasion.com looks good but is an empty shell. There are no profiles of any sort to be seen here and the whole thing is as empty as the head of a confirmed numbskull. I would only recommend the site to that enemy of mine that disvirgined my lovely GSD and played the role of an absent father with glee!

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