OnOff

r/OnOff

    Love looking at fine girls wearing fine stuff from Dior and other high-end clothing firms? What about when they shed their clothes and show you all the perky stuff that mother nature and a plastic surgeon or two gifted to them? That’s when your eyes grow bigger than the sun, and you get a woody you can pole vault over the moon with, right? You horny dog, you!

    Now, there’s a subreddit I wanna take a look at with y’all in tow. It features content about ladies with their clothes on and off, basically letting you compare how they look before and after. And yeah, some ladies are prettier with their clothes on, while others can’t help but look like goddesses when nude asf.

    Here’s my r/OnOff review. Read it and weep if y’all don’t want me to monopolize the on/off switch for your dicks!

Reddit OnOff Gets You Off Before You Are On!

    Oh, dear! I don’t know if y’all noticed, but there are like a million subreddits out there that cover basically everything under the sun, from upskirt videos of US president spouses, to apples ripening in the sun. It would have been sensible for all these subreddits to look for ways to differentiate themselves from the pack, and some actually do. Reddit OnOff, though, apes the standard subreddit look, and that’s like a middle finger to yours truly that I am not in the mood to forgive! Like exactly how hard would it be for the mods here to give their subreddit a unique look, and how often do I have to complain about something so immediately obvious?

    Anyway, white and blue are the main colors here, and there’s not even a special logo. The motto, though, says When Imagination Is Not Enough and that seems apt. But it sure is the kind of motto I expect the likes of XVideos to be using! Yeah, pornsites like that use mottos like “We Help You Out When Imagination Is Not Enough, And You Gotta See Moriah Mills Riding A Stallion”!

    The About Community box to the right says that Reddit OnOff was created in April 2011, which isn’t bad. It also provides a brief description of the purpose of the subreddit and notes that it has 1.7 million members, which, again, isn’t bad. But only 657 folks were online for this review, and yeah, that’s bad asf!

    So, the main rule here is that there shouldn’t be images of guys. Yeah, the only things allowed on this subreddit are fine images and videos of chicks who are so hot they can remotely toast bread. The second rule in place forbids spam. So, behave yourself, or the mods might deliver a kick that your kidneys gonna be remembering for a while!

    There are like 10 mods here too, which is a bit more than the average. It’s either these fellas are busy moderating the fuckity fuck out of this subreddit, or they are running an orgy every weekend at which everyone is obliged to have sex with a rooster! Or a brown bear with severe tooth decay!

On It, Motherfucker!

    Now, r/OnOff has a very average update pace. 3 new stuff per hour seems to be the in thing here, and that for a subreddit this big seems very much like a backhand insult.

    We Can Have A Quick Fuck While No One Sees Us, What My Neighbor Sees VS What Reddit Sees, This Could Be Your Hands On Them, Showing My Body To Internet Strangers Turn Me On, Feeling Myself Today, Too Hot For Panties, I Want You To Taste My MILF Holes and Say One Word About My Ass were among the Hot content on the subreddit at the time of this review. The chick who wanted y’all to say a word about her ass, unfortunately, never got naked in the video she posted. All that this hot blonde did was pull down her shorts and jiggle her booty. But given that she has one of those tight and curvy booties, I am more than willing to forgive her, but only if she lets me spread her ass cheeks and play footsie with her anus!

    Anyway, the top trending post here only has 21.5K upvotes. It’s titled I Promise You’ve Never Seen An On/Off Like This and was uploaded 5 months ago. In the GIF, a fully clothed chick gets busy skipping a rope, and the more she skips, the more the clothes are shed till she’s fully unclad. The rad part of the whole thing was how her small and perky tits revolved inwards as she worked out, and I could almost swear that the sight was more hypnotizing than anything on this galaxy! Incidentally, the girl in the video goes by the name of StellaMarisxxx, and she appears to have an OnlyFans account, while also being a notable Reddit porn contributor.

    This Dress Was So Easy For Me (f22) To Take Off is the next top trending post of all time on Reddit OnOff. It has 17.7K upvotes and contains two pictures, with one picture showing a hot girl in a red dress and heels and another showing the same girl minus the dress. This hottie has really fab titties, and from what I could see, her cunt looked fat enough to feel like butter to any pumping dick! Let’s hope she can squirt too, because I sure would like some crud up my nose at the moment!

What ThePornGuy Thinks Of OnOff

    Well, I must confess to liking this subreddit more than I should. I guess that's because the option of seeing before and after content appeals to the more creative side of me. Either that or the un-creative porn I’ve been exposed to for long has me and my mighty right hand dying for a change.

    So, r/OnOff is, on the whole, a good place to be. I can recommend it, but not very heartily.