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Nuvid Massage Review

~ Pros ~

Free

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~ Cons ~ 

❌ Meh site design

❌ Short videos

❌ Lousy video quality

❌ Relatively little content

❌ Update schedule is a mystery

❌ Wack sorting options and playback options

Nuvid Massage

    Nuvid has been chugging along the cumming train since 2011, setting groins afire with glee and enabling some particularly frenzied cum milking activities in my part of town. The site and its content don’t impress all that much, but Nuvid is at least consistent about offering large amounts of good quality content for free.

    Now, it is time for my Nuvid Massage review. I am just reviewing the massage porn section of this porn site, and some interesting stuff can be found there if you are a sucker for that kind of niche. So, here’s my Nuvid Massage review. And here’s to hoping that your checking it out to the fullest will do a lot for your fucking adventures in town this week with your masseuse!

Keep The Cunt Massages Coming!

    Well, I am not an extremely massive masseur aficionado, but massages do relax me. Anyway, I was pretty confident that the masseurs in my part of town can hold their own where skills, perky tits and ass, fine faces, and long legs are concerned, but I fear some of the sexy masseurs I am seeing on Nuvid Massage got them beat! Yeah, most of these chicks are pornstars, but that still does not remove the sting I feel when comparing them to the masseurs nearby that I am on very intimate terms with.

    Now, Nuvid has a standard homepage that’s a little bit more colorful than most. The default background color is white and there’s no Dark mode. The white background looks okay, with headers of red and gray making the xxx massage section and other sections look more interesting than they would have otherwise been. But the site simply does not look high-end and is a little bit shabby, to be honest.

    The Massage XXX section has a vertical list of categories at the left of the page. These are useless unless you want to look at other XXX categories, so ignore them.

    Sorting options here aren’t the most profuse in the world. You can sort by newest, content, rating, and length, as well as by video quality. Some videos are in HD, while others are of lower quality and that’s inexcusable in this day and age. Yeah, we are in the 21st century and smut of less than HD quality should in my opinion be tossed into the trash heap, or sent aboard a spacecraft to Mars or Jupiter to serve as new fapping material for aliens!

    And by the way, Nuvid is a free porn site. So, if you feel that it and your hefty balls are a sweet match, then you might opt to sign up for free and win some member privileges. If you don’t feel like signing up, then rest assured that no one will have you tied at the stake and shot with fully loaded penises!

Cock-Raiding Masseuses Get Cunt-Shifting Welcomes!

    Massage parlors are basically brothels where prim and proper ladies try to act as if they have never sat on a penis before! Flash some money or promise a big tip though and their attitude will undergo a 180- degree change before your incredulous eyes! And if it makes sense to get a relaxing massage to help you get through the week, you are better of capping it by drilling your masseuse, rather than booking a hooker you can fuck in an alley whose cunt might be so stink your cock would gladly rot off than plumb her depths!

    Now, let’s talk about Nuvid massage porn videos. There are 561 pages of these, with insufficient sorting options. You can’t for example filter content by sexual proclivity -gay, straight, or trans- and Nuvid does not seem to have heard of Full HD content. The 561 pages of massage porn on the site have less than 23K videos in total and that’s around half what most other porn sites boast of that particular genre.

    The average video runtime here is less than 10 minutes and the featured rectangular video thumbnails come equipped with a title, rating, and runtime, while also having preview features. Dates are not stated anywhere and that means the content update schedule is anyone’s guess.

    Here are some sample content tiles: Tantric Lingam Massage Shady Spa Kira, Skilled Woman Ashley Grace Gets Fucked In Mouth, Lusty Lexi Bloom Cums Hard on Large Weenie, and Tiny Thai Cutie Lets Her Masseur Stuff Her Fuck Holes. The Tantric Lingam Massage video is from a site called Shady Spa and the masseuse is hot as fuckety fuck fuckazoola! She comes loaded with shoulder-length curly hair, a slightly plump but mostly toned body, medium-sized tits, a fat butt, and a rather beautiful oval face. In the 9:04 minutes long video, she gives a guy a massage and sucks his dick and I can tell you that her head game is rad to a cunt-slick T!

    Heard of ThaiPussyMassage? Well, they exist and are the makers of the Tiny Thai Cutie video. In this video, what could easily be mistaken for a 13-15-year-old girl gets on a massage table and has her chest and body explored. Eventually, there’s a dick in her mouth that gets stuffed in her cunt and she seems to be a little bit afraid of being fucked to eternal perdition!

    There are zero playback issues and both loading and playing videos on Nuvid Massage is a very speedy and seamless process. Playback options are however limited to starting and stopping videos, choosing the required video quality, and using a slider to skip ahead or go to whichever part of a playing video you want to watch.

    Comments and ratings are allowed even if you are not logged in or a site member. There is also a Download option that does not work as intended, taking you instead to the site where the video you are watching came from.

What I Think of Nuvid Massage

    Nuvid Massage is acceptable. But I cannot see this being the first, second, or third option of any serious massage XXX wanker.

    Everything about Nuvid Massage is simply too boring, disappointing, and average to merit commitment, notice, and praise. The only way I am recommending this massage XXX site is if my balls got lost in the gullet of a barely-legal Thai masseuse, with a pussy so sweet and fresh she could pee maple syrup and bottle it!

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