~ Pros ~
It is very fast and easy to use
It is good for mobile phone porn browsing
It has advanced content search features
It indexes almost 2 million porn galleries
It features around 40,000 adult porn models
~ Cons ~
❌ It has mad stupid annoying ass ad's
❌ The search does not work right. wtf?
Is it a media company, a film studio, an obscure Microsoft Windows version, or even a massage parlor where lithe Thai chicks hand out happy endings dozens of times per hour to boners that drip with vigor? Well, NudeVista is an adult search engine that lets you seek out all types of adult-related materials without having to put in much of an effort.
If you are wondering what NudeVista.com is like, you only have to devotedly check out this NudeVista.com review and find out what this porn search engine can and cannot do for your boner-holding course of existence!
Take It Off And Suck It Off!
Love, at first sight, does not apply here, unless you are nostalgic for the early days of this century and the latter years of the last. Yeah, NudeVista looks extremely dated and it is honestly hard to believe that this is actually the porn search engine that so many often talk about.
It does look a lot like a porn site, and has a kinda tacky white background color, along with some video thumbnails, tabs, and user options. The homepage is one of the most expansive I have seen and you should have no problem painting a doughnut on it with your new Mustang!
User options include English, Login, Feedback, Mobile, Preferences, and Favorite links that are found at the top right of the page. The first of these is actually a language menu, with a dozen languages, English included being supported. The Login link lets you either login or register and the registration process is extremely simple and free. The Feedback link does what it says, with the Mobile links serving up a mobile-optimized version that looks less than good on PC.
You can click the Preferences link to change your password, choose which site NudeVista will pull XXX materials from for your viewing and cum wanking pleasure, filter videos by length, knock yourself out with gay, straight, bizarre, or shemale porn, change the site background color from white to black, get shown from 15 to 35 results per page during each query and lots more. As for the Favorites link, it lets you easily see all the content you have added to your list of favorites and bookmarked for later viewing.
Nude In HIS Presence!
Now, there’s a basic search bar atop the NudeVista.com homepage, and that, plus the jester hat icon is the first thing you will probably notice when you first visit the site. Links at the left of this search bar lets you focus on gay, trans, or bizarre videos, as well as enabling content sorting by date and length. The main tabs lie beneath the search bar and they are composed of Tubes, Pictures, Models, Directory, Advanced Search, and Live Sex. underneath these tabs is text testifying to the fact that this porn aggregator site currently has 34,648,084 videos, 1,914,093 albums, and 54,839 adult model profiles available for searching through, but these are not actually stored on NudeVista.
So, the site has a live cam feature and you can see what them bitches are up to by tapping the Live Sex icon. The Advanced Search option lets you search for specific words or phrases, from specific categories, websites, and smut of a certain duration. The Directory tab on the other hand is more like a category page. Stuff like Activities, Country, and Mature are listed here, further subdivided into different areas of interest. For example, the Country category has a good list of countries to choose from, while the Mature one has subdivisions like MILF, older woman, and cougar. Stuff like this lets you arrive at your specific areas of interest as quickly and efficiently as possible. Nice as fuck!
Ranked models of both sexes with bio pages fill up the Models tab. They can be sorted alphabetically, by ranking, newness, year of birth, birthday, waist, hip and cup size, hair and eye color, height, weight, country, profession, birthplace, race, piercings, career stats, and status. Chloe Cherry, Cory Chase, Brandi Love, Ron Jeremy, and Alexa Aimes are the top 5 ranked models on Nude Vista. Was a little surprised to see Ron there since he’s on trial for forcefully opening up pussies with his eager truncheon and doing this a great number of times to a great number of women and will almost certainly not be smelling freedom anytime this century. Well, I sure can’t wait to see him sentenced and be reading about how the fellas in his cell are showing his asshole some tough love!
The Pictures tab hosts XXX-rated albums. Some of these are screenshots from porn shoots, while others are artistic nudes. Amateur shots are available too. But if you want to see the nude images of a particular XXX star, you are better off looking for their profile in the Pornstars tab and checking out the attached images these invariably come with. As for the Tubes tab, there’s where videos are packed into.
It bears remembering that NudeVista is a porn search site, rather than an actual pornsite. Thus, it does not actually host any content and merely points you to where you can get ahold of whatever you are looking for, be it images or videos. While the site look and layout will not win it lots of fans, folks like me do love the many search options here that enable precise results. The site is easy to use too and the addition of a mobile option means it is available to users on a variety of platforms. Sweet!
Still, there are some links that do not work, or which send you to sketchy sites that your malware detector will nearly have a heart attack over! That sucks.
What I Think of NudeVista
The NudeVista name has little problem painting a very erotic image in your mind and the site itself is jam-packed with user options. Still, there are issues, like the frequently broken links and a site design so dated it makes a Model T look modern!
Would I recommend it? Well, not very heartily since there are lots of better options out there. So, the only reason you should ever be found on NudeVista is if your mother-in-law kicked you into the site by accident and you can’t find your way out!