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NudeBase.com

    Today, with my Nudebase.com review we will be seeing if the site is indeed the base for nudes or a place that we should all collectively stuff into the asshole of the fattest sumo wrestler that volunteers his ass for the sake of humanity.

    The site is for those among us who have a kink for wanking to celebrities that show any form of skin. You know what I mean, I am talking about those with a fetish for glitz and glamour. I admit to being one of them so this site’s owner better anxiously bites some nails in anticipation of what I think about Nudebase.

Wanking Your Way To Tinseltown!

    I got on the homepage and saw that the design of the site looked modern while the content they uploaded looked old. It’s the equivalent of finding a young nubile girl and then when you stick your dick inside her, you feel like she has a pussy that is at least 100 years old. The videos I can see are low quality as hell and I’m starting to hope this isn’t the best that this site has to offer me. I am in the mood to punish whatever annoys me here.

    Their menu has the usual options you would expect to find on a site like this. They have; Home, Celebs, Videos, Movies, Pics, Live Sex, Sign Up, and Log In. I was curious to see what signing up entails so I clicked on that. They’re gonna need you to put in a Username, Password, and Email. After that, you’ll be asked to confirm that you’re a real human being by writing the code they’ll show you. That is all that is needed for you to become a stamped and approved member.

    The next section that caught my attention was named ‘Pics’. I clicked on that and was taken to a page showing me ladies who looked like they were snapped as test subjects during the creation of the camera. The pictures looked older than time and I was sure that the only thing that would make my dick hard here would be leaving this section and never looking back. They could at least have thrown in some modern pictures too.

    So far, I hadn’t exactly seen the content that would make me wild with horniness on the site. I was starting to believe that this was a lost cause and I was better off going over to Hollywood itself to find myself a modern celebrity broad to stuff my meat into. Even the movies that they had in one section only showed me old movies that didn’t have anything new to offer. The site owners should tell me how the fuck I am supposed to beat my meat to sex scenes from Glee.

Nudebase In Need Of Lube!

    I was ready to change gears and explore the content the site had even if it wasn’t exciting to me. So I went to the section named ‘Popular Videos’. I was expecting their most top-notch and elite content but it was still more of their old sex scenes videos. I sighed and continued to find whatever was watchable here. I saw the naked Kate Winslet drawing scene from The Titanic and even though I’ve seen that before, it looked like the perfect way to explore deeper.

    They took me to another page that showed me the video. I clicked play and they made me have to watch a 10-second video Ad first. I normally rage out when I see a 5 second Ad so you don’t wanna imagine how I feel about a longer one. Sure, their videos are free but it isn’t exactly free if you’re gonna be forced to watch what feels like a visual STD. I need a podcast where I use 4 hours to talk about how fucked up Ads are.

    I liked the part that shows screenshots of the video you’re watching so you can see if it’ll get interesting later so you don’t have to seat through lots of boring scripted conversations that would end with a boring kiss or some shit like that. I also noticed the regular type of Ads showing a guy sneaking up on a girl that looks like a stereotypical pornstar. This site would not rest till it gives you a full Ad facial.

    The comment section is directly below the screenshots so you’ll be able to see what other wankers are saying. The video I was watching had comments from violently horny men who were verbally fighting each other because they were arguing about how big the actress’s tits were. If you enjoy letting the world know your opinion then this part of the site would excite the jizz out of you. I, however, didn’t find the site exciting at all.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Nudebase

    Nudebase wasn’t what the doctor ordered and I would not be visiting here if I could help it. The site needs one of those shocking things to bring it back to life because the site bored me so much that my nuts almost shrank inside. The fact that you have to deal with different types of Ads did nothing to make it any easier on us. If you want to watch sex scenes videos then you gotta keep doing your research because I don’t recommend this site.