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    Hell yeah, there is actually a subreddit called NotSafeForWork. Sure, it’s not the most imaginative name out there, but it does make pretty clear what the focus is. Open this subreddit at your workplace and have yourself to blame when your co-workers and boss see enough ass-puckering porn to set up an impromptu orgy on the office lawn that ends with y’all being arrested for public indecency and excessive display of fucking enthusiasm!

    Okay fellas, let’s go see what NotSafeForWork is like. And y’all better focus on this subreddit review in the same way that y’all focus on the nether regions of the local thots when they go around pantyless and eager to spread it on the street!

Got A Dick Not Safe For Your Sister To Climb and Twerk On!

    Ah…. NotSafeForWork sure does not impress at first sight. This subreddit has over 4 million members and with that kind of weight, the proper thing would have been for some customization to have been done on it. I am not saying that Shakira’s nudes, or a video of Trump tea-bagging a slut needs to be pasted here and there. But at least, there should be a fancy header that’s filled with erotic content of the kind that BBCs have a born need to cum to!

    Shit is just so damn boring here and if you weren’t all too careful there’s every possibility that you will wander into this subreddit totally unaware of what it is about. At least till you actually check out the name and go to the About Community box at the top right that spells out what this subreddit does. And that, my bow-legged ladies and oak tree woody bearing gents is to provide porn of such a nature as to turn you into a wanking, farting, and cum blowing beast at work!

    Okay, let’s get serious a bit. Now, like I have been saying, this particular subreddit looks far too ordinary for the number of users and the content it hosts. And I do not like that in much the same way that I do not like chicks I take home not granting me access to all their holes. Bitch, if your ass is mine, I can fuck your nose ring if I want!

    Anyway, joining up here is free, and at the right is the aforementioned About Community box that lists the aims and objectives of this subreddit, plus some statistics. Rules are posted too, as are the names of mods and these fuckers are a message away.

    Of the 4 million wankers, freaks, cunt snatchers, balls lengtheners, asshole shavers, pussy annihilators, penis splitters, and clit brushers that have a membership card here, like 3.5K were online at the time of this review. That’s impressive. But I am almost sure that better numbers might be seen on weekends when everyone is at home and have all the time in the world to crack open their Vaseline stash and beat their meat with enough force to tenderize that slinky motherfucker!

Work Safely, Cuntess!

    Just about everyone and his old lady knows what Reddit is and how it works. But I will still do a small overview so that we are all gonna be on the same page.

    So, subreddits cater to varied interests and everyone is free to be a member and post stuff that relates to what the subreddit is about. In the case of NotSafeForWork, that particular subreddit is smut-related, and going there to post pictures of your cat or you on vacation will get you kicked out, with John Wick being subsequently hired to give you a second and third asshole!

    You get hot, new, and top content here and can change the way the smut on show is presented, with card, classic, and compact views being available. The top trending content at the time of this review include And That’s How Tribbing Is Done, Corn Anyone, Nubian Goddess, In Bed, Britain’s Finest, Off To Go Swimming, Spreading Them Wide Open, Stacked Tessa and Isabella Spreads Her Legs. Isabella for those of you wondering is an absolutely stunning beauty. In the posted image, she’s sitting on a sofa with her legs stylishly spread and while her cunt is not the prettiest, it sure is one of the cleanest. It even looks so tight that after drinking a bottle of whiskey, I can cheerfully swear to her being a virgin!

    As for the Nubian Goddess upload, shown was a pretty ebony with massive bazungas that are as shapely as they are awe-inspiring. Tits this size tend to be flatter than a pizza. But hers are fuller than Fort Knox, or your girlfriend’s clit after you have unloaded a tanker-worth of cum within kissing distance of her cervix!

    However, it bears noting that the Nubian Goddess image is probably older than the hills. The featured image quality is subpar and making an image like that into your PC wallpaper makes about as much sense as using C4 to lubricate an asshole for anal sex!

    And oh, I sure would recommend y’all checking out the Corn Anyone picture. The chick there looked all of sixteen, had a large smile and tiny tits and rocked a fat cunt in which is a fresh ear of corn. If her cunt can be so accommodating, then for sure she’s gonna have no problems getting fucked with my 1,000-year-old redwood tree! And once I'm in her and on my way up her stomach to her chest, she better not complain about not being able to breathe!

    As regards upload pace, NotSafeForWork is average at best. 3 to 6 new content per hour seems to be standard and that’s less than some subreddits I know and disappointing for a subreddit the size of NotSafeForWork.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of NotSafeForWork

    NotSafeForWork is a bit of a big-for-nothing but delivers acceptable service. There really is no compelling urge to recommend it for bookmarking and I guess that means it is just not good enough.